Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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It depends. The very old talk about very little else except their medications, ailments and various diagnosis. But that’s mostly with each other. And it’s mostly because that’s the only thing interesting they have to talk about.
I don't know about that. My 96yr old Grandpa liked to talk sports, music, his old hunting trips and WWII stories. He never talked about the 9 billion things wrong with him and his amazing medical trickery avoiding death for another decade. Andy talks about nothing else but his asshole problems and his big rotting ham thighs.
 
I don't know about that. My 96yr old Grandpa liked to talk sports, music, his old hunting trips and WWII stories. He never talked about the 9 billion things wrong with him and his amazing medical trickery avoiding death for another decade. Andy talks about nothing else but his asshole problems and his big rotting ham thighs.
Just watched the Joe ditch video from 5 days ago.

All those years of him directing his parents to do something about Andy and now he's basically saying "wgaf if my dangerous brother is exposed to children" isn't a good look, at all.

Its selfish, understandably, that neither he or Tom doesn't want him back there, but he promised his mom he'd look after him.

Part of that is not letting him put others in danger.

The whole lot of them are fucked.

Andy brought all of that shit on to himself and his family.
They enabled it.
 
Just watched the Joe ditch video from 5 days ago.

All those years of him directing his parents to do something about Andy and now he's basically saying "wgaf if my dangerous brother is exposed to children" isn't a good look, at all.

Its selfish, understandably, that neither he or Tom doesn't want him back there, but he promised his mom he'd look after him.

Part of that is not letting him put others in danger.

The whole lot of them are fucked.

Andy brought all of that shit on to himself and his family.
They enabled it.
I can understand where Joe is coming from though. He was begging his parents to do something when Andy was living with them and making their life a nightmare. Now something has been done. Andy is gone and I can’t blame them for washing their hands of it as much as possible. Besides, what can Joe do? As much as Andy pretends otherwise, he’s an adult with full decision making abilities. And I think that despite what he says, he would never allow anyone to get a conservatorship over him. Andy acts like he wants to be treated like a baby, but we all know he craves power over others and total control.

Joe probably doesn’t have any more proof he’s going to molest kids than we do, so there’s no point in calling his group home and warning people his brother is a huge fucking freak. They already know, and people like Nicole who are stupid enough to fall for it aren’t going to listen to Joe. Unless Andy told him “hey joe me touched a kids weenie” or sent him some CSAM he has nothing to report.

Joe’s in bad health and just lost his mom. He probably just wants to forget Andy and let him be someone else’s problem while he moves on with his life. There’s not much you can do to control a trainwreck sociopathic disaster of Andy’s caliber anyway, and it’s not his responsibility. All you can really do is get the hell out of the way while Andy ruins his life.
 
an Andy food hack is he burns down the kitchen out of spite.
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Just watched the Joe ditch video from 5 days ago.

All those years of him directing his parents to do something about Andy and now he's basically saying "wgaf if my dangerous brother is exposed to children" isn't a good look, at all.

Its selfish, understandably, that neither he or Tom doesn't want him back there, but he promised his mom he'd look after him.

Part of that is not letting him put others in danger.

The whole lot of them are fucked.

Andy brought all of that shit on to himself and his family.
They enabled it.
Without a doubt, Andy was a product of his environment. Of course, I blame Andy for Andy's issues.

That's just reality - no matter how problems occur in our lives, we must accept and own them as our own problems to deal with.

Andy will never improve until he accepts his own problems, until he accepts the fact he's caused alot of harm to others. He'll just spiral further.

I'm fine no matter what happens: I follow Andy for entertainment, and to see him inevitably crash and burn like he deserves. But I also hope he improves after hitting rock bottom, too.
 
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I can understand where Joe is coming from though. He was begging his parents to do something when Andy was living with them and making their life a nightmare. Now something has been done. Andy is gone and I can’t blame them for washing their hands of it as much as possible. Besides, what can Joe do? As much as Andy pretends otherwise, he’s an adult with full decision making abilities. And I think that despite what he says, he would never allow anyone to get a conservatorship over him. Andy acts like he wants to be treated like a baby, but we all know he craves power over others and total control.

Joe probably doesn’t have any more proof he’s going to molest kids than we do, so there’s no point in calling his group home and warning people his brother is a huge fucking freak. They already know, and people like Nicole who are stupid enough to fall for it aren’t going to listen to Joe. Unless Andy told him “hey joe me touched a kids weenie” or sent him some CSAM he has nothing to report.

Joe’s in bad health and just lost his mom. He probably just wants to forget Andy and let him be someone else’s problem while he moves on with his life. There’s not much you can do to control a trainwreck sociopathic disaster of Andy’s caliber anyway, and it’s not his responsibility. All you can really do is get the hell out of the way while Andy ruins his life.
I get all of this, for sure.
Just when children are involved;I think it shouldn't be so easy to just say, not my problem.
Hopefully nothing terrible comes from that.
Andy is dangerous.
 
no retard skit's gonna help andy in prison.

He loved jail and wanted to go back, if we believe Andy (doubt), because he got some kind of developmental therapist, claims he got ABA, used to tell the crisis service or one of the agencies he calls that jail helped him so much more than anyone else.

Of course, he also claims his fellow McD’s coworkers changed his diapers.

And prison for child molestation would be very different.
 
He loved jail and wanted to go back, if we believe Andy (doubt), because he got some kind of developmental therapist, claims he got ABA, used to tell the crisis service or one of the agencies he calls that jail helped him so much more than anyone else.

Of course, he also claims his fellow McD’s coworkers changed his diapers.

And prison for child molestation would be very different.

Not really. They'd just plunk him into protective custody with all the other creeps. Real life is not like the movies.

Hell county jail is the most dangerous place he'd be in. Unlike big boy prison they don't afford you special concessions there unless you want to spend all day strapped to a chair pissing and shitting your pants. Which, well, is that even a punishment for our beloved faker?
 
Just watched the Joe ditch video from 5 days ago.

All those years of him directing his parents to do something about Andy and now he's basically saying "wgaf if my dangerous brother is exposed to children" isn't a good look, at all.

Its selfish, understandably, that neither he or Tom doesn't want him back there, but he promised his mom he'd look after him.

Part of that is not letting him put others in danger.

The whole lot of them are fucked.

Andy brought all of that shit on to himself and his family.
They enabled it.
The thing Andy said when they were younger, in all likelihood, is the lie that he told the group home to get kicked out that he had molested Joe.
 
I get all of this, for sure.
Just when children are involved;I think it shouldn't be so easy to just say, not my problem.
Hopefully nothing terrible comes from that.
Andy is dangerous.
Oh for sure. I’m terrified for those kids. I hate that Nicole is the only one who can really protect them right now, and she’s an irresponsible ex-addict who believes Andy’s a poor widdle retard who everyone picks on for some reason. The worst part is anyone who’s worked with the developmentally disabled should know that even if Andy was genuine and did have the IQ of an 8 year old like she claims, you STILL shouldn’t let a grown man like that around your kids. People in the field are usually well aware that having a childlike IQ doesn’t mean they don’t have sexual urges (coupled with extreme impulsiveness). And someone with the body and strength of a grown man having a tantrum like a preschooler is NOT a safe situation. Ask any high school special ed teacher- a lot of them will have the battle scars to prove it.
 
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I feel retarded for asking but does anyone have a link to the newish Andy video where he's arguing with his dad and Jamie in the same phone call and he calls her a cunt?
 
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all you have to do is watch him a while and everything he says is total BS.

He also "can't feel hunger or thirst" but screams about not being taken to lunch by Joe or Tom when they "promise" him to go, or he'll eat four out of six "cimmanin rolls" or chug two-liters without hesitation. He "can't feel cold" but did an entire video where he recorded himself laying in the snow and ends up with chattering teeth and runs inside after simply half an hour outside because he's not retarded enough to actually lower his core temp by too much. He says he can't feel pee or poop in his briefs/diapers but complains when waking up in a "wet bed" without a group home carer to fix it for him and talks all the time about Tom refusing to change him when Andy is somehow "forced" to walk around a store or five in a dirty, crapped brief.

I know it's swinging on some pretty low-hanging fruit but goddamn if Baby Amdy's lies about what he can or can't feel gives me black hats for days. He's such a shitty liar despite the fact that he's spent his entire life trying to do so and building up this persona of this poor, aggrieved party. It reminds me of when he's bawling his eyes out crying to cops about how Tom won't take dealing with his mom's illness seriously but as soon as the cops ask a pointed question he needs to rebut he stops with the caterwauling and answers in a calm, serious, and proper voice to tell them how they're wrong. Before immediately going back to whiny crying. Andy makes me wish Karma were a real thing.
 
About 40 minutes in when the nurse points out how Andy manipulates, that's when he turns the Manipulation up to 11. Then at 46 minutes in, it's all about Andy controlling the narrative.
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he litterally has fucking fortnite installed and tries to get people to beleive he cant do basic tasks.

About 40 minutes in when the nurse points out how Andy manipulates, that's when he turns the Manipulation up to 11. Then at 46 minutes in, it's all about Andy controlling the narrative.
I know this is a obvious question but do you think Andrew ACUTALLY wants to touch that child.

Either way he should be NOWHERE near ANYBODY let alone a child.
 
"You don't think I should be with an 11 year old child! Well I'm calling the Police!"
and when he talks to the cops he takes them saying its not an arrestable offense to have a kid in your room as 'the home is abusing me and and its totally fine for me to have a 11 year old boy in my room!'

Andy is a special kind of delusional.
 
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