Lolcow Anthos the Crimson Impulse / Anthony Christian Bapst / The Unknown Autobot / TheMagus772 - Troll Hunter

[MarineN*423543]

his photo makes him loo more of as hobo than chris, how do you manage that???

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

his photo makes him loo more of as hobo than chris, how do you manage that???

Going full bore on poor fashion choices and having a shoe string budget from parents

 

[MarineN*423543]

Going full bore on poor fashion choices and having a shoe string budget from parents

parents that dont know what to do with their failure

 

[Cripple]

Some alt-right tryhard.

Thanks. At first I thougth maybe it was Trump's kids, but none would have been a toddler when Baron was a baby.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

parents that dont know what to do with their failure

I remember his dad yelled at him for not having a job and being a dipshit, but his step mom ended up coddling him. When he made is gross jerk off video (may it rest in peace) for Nelly she patted his ass and told him it was cute that he sent it to his boyfriend. I forget the term he used but it was that kind of cutesy cringe shit.

That being said I'm sure there's still a copy of that video on some Easten European Gay Furry's hard drive somewhere.

Gross.

 

[c-no]

I remember his dad yelled at him for not having a job and being a dipshit, but his step mom ended up coddling him. When he made is gross jerk off video (may it rest in peace) for Nelly she patted his ass and told him it was cute that he sent it to his boyfriend. I forget the term he used but it was that kind of cutesy cringe shit.

That being said I'm sure there's still a copy of that video on some Easten European Gay Furry's hard drive somewhere.

Gross.

He has a step mom that coddled him? One would of thought both his parents would want his basement dwelling manchild ass to get a job and not dress up like a cringy edgelord. All that said, we also need those phone conversations he had with Nelly.

 

[MarineN*423543]

sooo step mom, yup cwc style, no internet lumberjacking from the dad though

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He has a step mom that coddled him? One would of thought both his parents would want his basement dwelling manchild ass to get a job and not dress up like a cringy edgelord. All that said, we also need those phone conversations he had with Nelly.

Yeah, I remember she was all about free love and shit and supported his polyamerity, which he translated to it being okay to have his multiple furry girlfriends online. I might be able to dig up some old shit but I doubt it. 6 years is a long time, bozos >w>

 

[c-no]

sooo step mom, yup cwc style, no internet lumberjacking from the dad though

While there is no lumberjacking, father Bapst would no doubt know some of his sons antics against trolls. Anthos did mention getting calls from trolls.

 

[MarineN*423543]

While there is no lumberjacking, father Bapst would no doubt know some of his sons antics against trolls. Anthos did mention getting calls from trolls.

hunting trolls by trowing tantrums

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

parents that dont know what to do with their failure

Or don't care about their failure unless he's happy.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Or don't care about their failure unless he's happy.

so he stays at home and doesnt creep on kids

 

[Pickle Inspector]

And he’s uploaded another review:

 

[c-no]

And he’s uploaded another review:

Looking into the review and the beginning consist of him speaking about manbabies and Star Wars and even showing his current outfit before saying how he loves dinosaurs. Because surely that's important to throw into a review about a Jurassic Park movie. Also funny he didn't throw in some furry art of a dinosaur, it would of fit in. Serious note, if he really were to keep doing these reviews, he should tone down the music.

 

[Autopsy]

And he’s uploaded another review:
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Autismo incognito, middle-of-the-road fairly normal review content but the intro, the obnoxious music loop, and the almost totally random Alice in Wonderland splice give away the disguise before he even pretends to wear it.
If he manages to go twenty or so reviews with the same exact loop and a 3/4 rating it might feel self aware enough to fool a few people into thinking he's merely pretending.[/embed]

 

[Mr. Manchester]

And he’s uploaded another review:

Well holy shit, two videos. And 5 views so far. Obviously he watched it and I'm the 4th comment in this thread so that's fun.

Lets hope he gets ballzy enough to get on camera again. I'd love to see that 'Magus' costume in action.

Edit: Jesus Fucking Christ Anthos

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Yeah. A private chatroom worked out really goddamn well for you last time. Totally didn't end up with you spread eagle on ED. Unbelievable.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

That review makes MovieBob look like Roger Ebert.

 

[MarineN*423543]

well at least movie blob makes his own money

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

well at least movie blob makes his own money

https://www.patreon.com/moviebob1

Indeed, to the tune of $4,630 a month ($55,560 a year before taxes) with a comfy basement apartment right outside Boston to boot.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://archive.is/A7FPy

Anthony sperging about Internet celebrities related to the alt-right

http://archive.is/5N31E