Are They Dead Yet? - Because sometimes, you just want someone to tell you if a cow is dead.

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I don't think this cow has a thread here, but if anyone passively followed Soren Hayes on lolcow, it looks like they might have actually killed themselves for real this time. The thread has just devolved into legbeards bickering with eachother over gender theory, but the completely normal sorority girl sister made a convincing sounding RIP post.

edit: obit here https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/san-diego-ca/soren-hayes-10014014, RIP deranged pedo tranny king
 
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I don't think this cow has a thread here, but if anyone passively followed Soren Hayes on lolcow, it looks like they might have actually killed themselves for real this time. The thread has just devolved into legbeards bickering with eachother over gender theory, but the completely normal sorority girl sister made a convincing sounding RIP post.

edit: obit here https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/san-diego-ca/soren-hayes-10014014, RIP deranged pedo tranny king
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Here's the sister's instagram post. Worst part is, you can tell how much she couldn't stand Soren. "You lived a life no one could ever imagine," meaning "I still can't comprehend how we were both adopted at the same time and you turned into a deranged autistic pedo."
 
I don't think this cow has a thread here, but if anyone passively followed Soren Hayes on lolcow, it looks like they might have actually killed themselves for real this time. The thread has just devolved into legbeards bickering with eachother over gender theory, but the completely normal sorority girl sister made a convincing sounding RIP post.

edit: obit here https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/san-diego-ca/soren-hayes-10014014, RIP deranged pedo tranny king
Looked up who this is.
and thank. fuck. this nick bate-esque piece of shit bit the dust.
 
Replying to my original comment but it’s assumed she killed herself and there is no official confirmation save for her sister’s post. The whole Soren saga is a wild ride.

did not mean to double post, still learning how to use the farms.
she's dead you retard. you really think her family would go through that much effort so she can pretend to be dead.
 
she's dead you retard. you really think her family would go through that much effort so she can pretend to be dead.
Honestly, there was only confirmation from Soren’s sister, right? I do think she’s dead, but you’ve got to remember this is Soren we are talking about and they had a very ENABLING family. Soren has made fake obituaries previously in a similar vain for other people. It’s also strange how Soren’s family did not react in any way- her mom was posting political memes that same day. I would not be super surprised if this was their way of giving Soren a new start after bottom surgery (as some people have speculated.) The sister who confirmed was not the same sister who was open about Soren’s insanity, this was the sister who also enabled Soren’s behavior. Soren also has had numerous people play along with previous fake deaths to an extreme extent. Overall, it’s a pretty crazy situation that’s gone on way too long and it was only a matter of time anyways.

I mostly wonder if it was an accidental overdose like that other cow who lied about drug addiction and ended up killing herself on accident the first time she got her hands on the drug. I also wonder if it was a BPD attention attempt gone wrong.
 
imagine this is the best picture your family has of you, looking like an autistic blowfish
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im curious to know what her family is going to do with all of her shit, hundreds of thousands of dollars wasted
are we 100% sure that's not a wax sculpture
 
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