Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

The hilarious thing about this comment is that it details exactly how they sold you the vaccine.
Not me. I got sold the vaccine by "Hey look, you have a lifelong history of lung problems and recent lung scarring. This shit can fuck up your lungs something nasty. Get the vax."

And still waiting for the supposed 5G AIDS heart failure to kick in. Though if anything's gonna kill me, it's going to be stress and diet or suicide LONG before some evil Umbrella corp protein spikes.
 
More like pure copium from an illiterate monkey retard who can't read or write.

Иди учи английский язык, лол.
Aww, he's pretending to be Russian again because /pol/tards told him Russians are "based". How adorable

Not me. I got sold the vaccine by "Hey look, you have a lifelong history of lung problems and recent lung scarring. This shit can fuck up your lungs something nasty. Get the vax."
These are the same retards who claim listening to Tucker Carlson (who is vaccinated and boosted, by the way) and Alex Jones and reading /pol/ posts makes them know more about medicine than doctors and medical scientists
 
These are the same retards who claim listening to Tucker Carlson (who is vaccinated and boosted, by the way) and Alex Jones and reading /pol/ posts makes them know more about medicine than doctors and medical scientists
And also still insist my doctor is a paid sooper seekrit agent of Big Pharma, even though she straight up told me that the boosters were not a good idea for my situation.

What gets me is that they're still pushing the Lockdown narrative when we haven't had any in...2 years? And even Sleepy Joe said it wasn't necessary?
 
I got one poke but never the follow-up, how likely am I to die from a ruptured anus bros? I actually caught the big C two weeks ago and I'm just now recovering, it sucked ass but everyone else I work with (who are vaxxed and boosted) also caught it, so what's the fucking point of even bothering if you're just going to catch some new variant four months from now anyway?
 
Aww, he's pretending to be Russian again because /pol/tards told him Russians are "based". How adorable


These are the same retards who claim listening to Tucker Carlson (who is vaccinated and boosted, by the way) and Alex Jones and reading /pol/ posts makes them know more about medicine than doctors and medical scientists
Если человек дурак, то это надолго.
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I got one poke but never the follow-up, how likely am I to die from a ruptured anus bros? I actually caught the big C two weeks ago and I'm just now recovering, it sucked ass but everyone else I work with (who are vaxxed and boosted) also caught it, so what's the fucking point of even bothering if you're just going to catch some new variant four months from now anyway?
Don't worry bro, the first shot was a sleeper agent that gets woken up by the booster. You good.

Though if anything's gonna kill me, it's going to be stress and diet or suicide LONG before some evil Umbrella corp protein spikes.
You worry me sometimes.
 
I got sold the vaccine by "Hey look, you have a lifelong history of lung problems and recent lung scarring. This shit can fuck up your lungs something nasty. Get the vax."
See, that's a perfectly justifiable reason to get vaccinated. Somewhere between "It's just Bill Gates trying to castrate everyone" and "I need this so I don't die from the issues I already have," the middle ground was lost to lunatics on their respective fringes. The vaccines were a godsend to some, and a needless injection to others. It's almost like humanity isn't some monolith that can't be trusted to make medical decisions for their damned selves or something.
 
Not me. I got sold the vaccine by "Hey look, you have a lifelong history of lung problems and recent lung scarring. This shit can fuck up your lungs something nasty. Get the vax."

And still waiting for the supposed 5G AIDS heart failure to kick in. Though if anything's gonna kill me, it's going to be stress and diet or suicide LONG before some evil Umbrella corp protein spikes.
Even though there is no long term safety data on spike proteins, I'm sure they'll be fine. Big Pharmaceutical companies really only have your best interests at heart.
But do yourself a favour and stay away from those dastardly cold showers, that's where the real danger is.
 
Если человек дурак, то это надолго.
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Aww, he's still pretending to be Russian. Should we tell him that the Ukraine war has made Russians look not so tough, or should we let him keep living in his fantasy world?

And also still insist my doctor is a paid sooper seekrit agent of Big Pharma, even though she straight up told me that the boosters were not a good idea for my situation.

What gets me is that they're still pushing the Lockdown narrative when we haven't had any in...2 years? And even Sleepy Joe said it wasn't necessary?
Yeah but you see they went to the University of 4Chan and thus know more about medicine than doctors. Just ask them and they'll happily tell you
 
Aww, he's still pretending to be Russian. Should we tell him that the Ukraine war has made Russians look not so tough, or should we let him keep living in his fantasy world?


Yeah but you see they went to the University of 4Chan and thus know more about medicine than doctors. Just ask them and they'll happily tell you
Great take there, Brian Stelter. Oh wait, I forgot, even he can read.

Back to grade one to learn the alphabet, retard. Just don't shit yourself when you get to Z.
 
Up to three as per company policy, still feel normal. Two bouts with COVID, pretty sure I mentioned it a few months ago it went undetected and was only caught by a mandatory test. Second meeting with COOF was five more days of telework and playing Elden Ring with my son. Felt sort of "off" the second time around, but well worth collecting a week's pay to hang out with my family.
 
Even though there is no long term safety data on spike proteins, I'm sure they'll be fine.
Again, plenty of other shit is more likely to kill me even if it isn't.
Big Pharmaceutical companies really only have your best interests at heart.
More so than you and your grifter idols. Be sure to buy your Brainforce and Colloidal Silver!
But do yourself a favour and stay away from those dastardly cold showers, that's where the real danger is.
Bitch, if I'm sweating like Jodi Arais waiting on the verdict after a day of work, I'll take myself a cold shower. Anyone who doesn't like it can piss up a rope.

The rest of us in this thread laughing at you
Actually, I've tuned him out completely.
 
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I'm really glad I didn't take the vaccine. Due to my blood flow not being constricted because my blood got turned into KFC gravy by a dangerous medical trial, I'm able to call people faggots on the internet at lightning speed still. There has been no noticable decrease in perfomrnace.
Due to mine being turbocharged with 5G nanobots, I'm able to shitpost at the speed of light in a vacuum.
 
You got me there, your grifter idols are a much better bunch than mine, they have more money, bigger cars, expensive houses...
Not really. I've seen my doctor's place, it's not THAT big. Certainly a lot smaller than Alex Jones or any televangelists' mansions.
 
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