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I didn't think his necroing of the Mykan thread was that bad. His responses after that post, on the other hand...
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That goes well with my post count hypothesis (halals tend to have between 100 and 1000 posts for this reason)honestly, I think that the measure of whether or not you end up being halal'd is whether you:
1) Are endearing enough that people like you too much to halal you (see: @TrippinKahlua).
2) Find a friendly group of Kiwis that you can discuss stupid with shit, on or off-site.
Like most people, I honestly just think that it's connections that determine whether you're perfectly fine or a complete and total dumbass. A lot of the most prominent members here have said a lot of embarrassing shit, but they're loved too much to be put on an open flame.
To tie back to Reploid here, he's... not lucky enough to find someone that views him as anything more than just mildly obnoxious. Obnoxious in an amusing way, yes, but still obnoxious at the end of the day.
so he is going to destroy anti-SJWsOh wow.
On the other hand, can anybody find even a single one of ABR's posts that isn't either spergy or contextually meaningless?
seriously, why is he so obsessed with some random ass furry artist?More from the Storm Eagle guy:
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THESE GAMES NEVER GET OLD. And I can't play them without thinking naughty things, and I won't stop until you can't either. I love the Megaman universe, so any bit of background on characters that were at one time merely obstacles is what caused me to fall in love with any alternative medium for the franchise (whether it's canon or not. Yes, I hold a special place in my heart for the Ruby-Spears Megaman show. SHUT UP!). Fascinated by the manga's take on Armored Armadillo, I let my imagination run away with itself once again and came up with some background of my own.
As a Reploid designated for defense, Armored Armadillo is built like a tank. Despite the fact that 6' 4” is on the shorter end of the Maverick Hunter height spectrum, Armadillo still possesses a daunting presence with his broad frame, blast-resistant armor plating, and a glare from his black-masked eyes that commands the respect of his men, as well as pierces intimidation into his enemies. He is a rough, battle-hardened, A-class hunter whose loyalty is unquestioned. His commitment to protect his territory, and those under his command, absolute.
However, if he were to have one weakness, it is his yearning for a worthy challenger who can put his combat expertise to the test. (Well, that, and Electric Spark.) It is a yearning so strong, that Armadillo would lay his life before Sigma, just so that he may have a chance at fighting X, the only one capable of providing a battle that could make him feel truly alive. There could be many reasons why he searches for the one opponent that could give his warrior's spirit the battle it longs for. Perhaps it's just one side of a lonely coin. Before the rise of Sigma, Armored Armadillo was highly revered for being undefeated in battle, without needlessly sacrificing the lives of his men. Yet, he still searched. He searched for someone to protect and for someone to give his life meaning. Unfortunately, one of his greatest assets in combat is also one of his greatest flaws outside of it.
Armadillo's mighty stature has him built like a tank in more ways than one. Among them is a cannon that carries with it a significant potential to harm. However, this particular cannon fires neither bullet nor plasma, and often finds itself as the topic of muttered inquiries and sarcastic jokes among the more crude members of the Maverick Hunter militia. Even in its flaccid state, Armored Armadillo's member has always been the thickest anyone who has ever laid eyes upon its shape has seen. That, in itself, is no small number, considering how much its shape bulges out noticeably from his trousers. His armor had to be custom-made with that very factor in mind. However, no matter how well-fitted any cold, rigid metal could wrap around his muscular phallus, it was a monster that could not and would not be caged. Unable to find armor that fit comfortably around his prodigious package, Armadillo walked the base grounds as casually as any other reploid, free of any restricting plate between his pants and the open air during times of peace. For few others would such a mundane act draw the kind of attention that it did for Armadillo. But his pants cloth stretched so tightly over his member's girth every time he stepped forward, one would have to actively try to not let his/her eyes be drawn between his legs due to each step accentuating every smooth curve of his male organ's shape. If anyone cared to stare at Armadillo's crotch long enough when he came to a stop, it wouldn't be difficult to notice the way the abundant flesh just beneath that cloth wobbled ever-so-slightly before coming to a stand-still. Nor would it be difficult to notice the following annoyed glare the purple-furred Commander shot at any overly-curious onlooker.
Even so, he wasn't ashamed of it. Armored Armadillo considered himself lucky to be so well-endowed, but he wouldn't go so far as to call it a blessing. His burly form served well to intimidate his foes. In one area in particular, however, it also limited his physical intimacy with his lovers. Few were lucky enough to penetrate Armadillo's calculating, dutiful exterior and find a place close to his tender, noble heart. Sadly, none could even attempt to receive his massive girth in moments of passion. Some were content to explore every finely-chiseled curve of his exquisitely-toned figure. Some were appeased to take in every tantalizing taste, every silk-like touch, and every virile scent that came from drawing their tongues and their fingers through his violet fur. Still others were satisfied to press their lips against the smooth, slick surface of Armadillo's blunt cock-head that exposed itself from just within the rim of his hefty foreskin, kissing every naked inch of his leaking helmet as they would with his own lips.
But no matter how content they may be to caress the flesh that drew so much inadvertent attention from his peers and subordinates, and no matter how much of his hot, pearly cum he would bathe them in as a result, his heart aches every time he hears his lover say with a wistful sigh, "I wish I could take you." Hearing it the first time struck a chord in Armadillo and filled him with a sorrow that he would never be able to fully provide for every one of his partner's needs. Every time he felt his fur being tugged by his lover who thrust deep into his tight, warm, embracing tailhole while shouting words of longing in deep, jubilant euphoria, Armadillo felt a pang of worry. No matter how many times he lifted his tail for his beau, he worried that he could never provide the feeling of fulfillment that can only come from being warmed from the inside by the one to whom you give your heart, and that he could never offer himself completely in soul and body. No matter what the overt reasons for each failed romance may have been, a part of him always blamed himself for being unable to fulfill all of his lover's desires.
And so, he searches. Armadillo will always need somebody to protect, whether it's the soldiers under his command or one special person that can see through his hardened mask. He will continue to scour the land until he finds the one who can give his life meaning, whether it is on the battlefield or in his private den. In the meantime, he shall enjoy some of the other benefits of being able to curl into a ball.
Did you see what he said about thinking naughty thoughts while playing Megaman X? Let me remind you, in case you've forgotten, that Megaman is a KID'S game series! It's meant to be FAMILY FRIENDLY! And I know the X series is supposed to have a darker, more serious storyline, but it's still a kid's game! I don't know what to think about that!
Is that a Veggietales fan character? I never expected to see one of those!
Trollshielding about his inflation fetishI found a truly scary fetish out there: The astronomical hyper fetish. What is it? People (and flurries) growing big enough to have their own gravity.
Nobody considers the solar system, let alone the universe, is in danger. They're too busy jacking off to cities being destroyed before PLANETARY, then GALACTIC, and finally UNIVERSAL destruction occurs, at which point they will blow their load, because everyone's collective death is sexy, right?
View attachment 67502 Get some class, would ya?Lucardevoir's Gift.
Lucardevoir walked down the hall, his appearance was that of a normal Lucario, except that is, for his colors. The blue fur upon him was a different shade. The normal dark grey parts of him were a lighter shade of grey, nearer to being white than anything. The fur on his chest was a greenish color, and the spike in his chest, along with the ones on his paws, were red. As he opened the door to the living room, his blue eyes widened to the slight and sound of all his friends saying, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCARDEVOIR!!!"
Lucardevoir smiled seeing all his housemates and a few close friends, including a familiar light blue and white furred feline sitting in a chair, "Hey Jeri." Lucardevoir said with a big smile to the feline, "Glad you could make it." Jeri smiled and set his gift on the nearby table, "How could I miss my mates birthday?" Lucardevoir smiles and sits in the empty chair, then everyone starts handing him gifts. Lucardevoir opens them all finding all sorts of things, bath supplies, books, and of course a few sextoys. He playfully licks a few of the toys and sets them aside as he looked as Jeri's gift. Jeri simply smiled and handed the small box to Lucardevoir, "I wonder what my mate could have gotten me?" Lucardevoir says as he lightly shakes the box. The sound of the wrapping paper seemed to echo as he ripped into it, and inside was a small necklace, a simple heart shaped charm with only a blue jewel in the center, "Thank you Jeri, it's beautiful." Jeri smiles, "I'm sure you'll love it. It's just swell." Jeri winked as he said the word swell, which made Lucardevoir grin and chuckle.
A few hours later the party came to an end, they all cleaned up the paper, food crumbs, and not to mention the cum that was splattered all about. The friends that were invited hug Lucardevoir and leave as they say goodbye, and the housemates made their way to their rooms. Jeri and Lucardevoir shared a passionate hug and kiss before Jeri stepped back and put the necklace on Lucardevoir, "Well Lucardevoir, I need to be headed home." Lucardevoir nods and blows Jeri a kiss, " Okay, thank you for the necklace." And with that Jeri giggled as he made his way out the door. Lucardevoir looked at the clock and saw that it was getting late, so he headed for his room to get some sleep after the rather exciting birthday.
The night was peaceful and Lucardevoir slept very well, he woke up with a big yawn and felt around his neck, the necklace was gone, but somehow, he felt that it was still there. He shrugged and sat up and was instantly greeted by his morning wood afflicted cock, "What? It's, bigger?" he said puzzled as he looked at his cock which stood at twelve inches long, which it was usually eight inches. As he scratches his head it hits him, the necklace from Jeri must be the cause. He smiles and chuckles, "Ahhh, Jeri, you know JUST what to get me. He wrapped his paw around his new length and moaned feeling its new size in his grip, "Now I just have to test this gift."
He layed on his back and lifted his legs into the air, he had done this before, but with his new length, it was going to be much easier. He craned his neck forward, and pushed his butt towards maw which was drooling in anticipation of tasting his new larger cock. As though it were an easy task for him the tip of his cock was already inside of his maw, and being licked furiously by his tongue. It wrapped and swirled around the tip of his cock, wanting to soak it all in saliva and get the taste of every inch. He pushed harder, taking more of his length into his maw, but as he did he could feel his cock throb. Now it wasn't a normal throbbing, as it felt as though it was getting larger with every pulse. He moaned as he could feel that it was indeed getting larger, soon adding an inch to its length, but this did not stop him. The sucking of his cock did not stop, in fact it intensified gaining more speed. The taste of his precum now flooded his maw making his moans loud and deep as he swallowed down the warm canine pre.
After a few minutes of sucking, and a few inches added to his length and width, his cock erupted a huge orgasm. The large white ropey strands coated his maw and throat, it was so much in fact that cum leaked from the sides of lips coating his neck in cum. After a full ten seconds of cumming he pulled his cock out of his maw, and the remainder of his orgasm rocketed up to the ceiling and back down upon him. He moaned as his orgasm came to an end and he was now able to get a good look at his cock once again. It now stood erect at eighteen inches, "WOW! This is just amazing!" he says in awe as he runs a finger down the whole length. He looks at himself covered in cum and chuckles, "Well, I guess I better take a shower."
He smiles as he gets to his feet, his cock still at its full erection. He struts a little as he heads down the halls to the shower, just in case any of his house mates decide to come out of their rooms as he walks by. However though his walk to the shower was without distraction or witness, he simply shrugs and heads into the bathroom. He gets inside the shower and turns the hot water to the perfect tempurature that he always sets it to. He then grabs a bottle of the new bodywash he received just the day before and began to clean himself. But as he did he noticed that the water beating down on his still erect cock was highly stimulating, so much so that his cock started to grow yet again. It was slow, but it was noticeable to him as it added a few inches to his length. He cleaned everywhere on his body, that is except his cock. He worked up a lather on his paws and started to stroke his cock up and down, making sure to 'clean' it. His cock with its new size also had increased sensitivity, so much that his pair of paws felt like ten pairs of paws running up and down his growing length.
He stopped himself before he orgasmed as he was, for the most part, done with his shower. He stepped out of the shower and grabbed a nearby towel and dried off his body, as well as his cock. When he finished he looked at his now four foot long cock, "MAN! It's so huge. But it still feels like it can get so much bigger." He licked his lips at the mere thought of how big he could get, or rather, how big he wanted to get. His mind was racing with so many thoughts of size he couldn't, and didn't want to hold this back any longer. He teleports himself to a large empty field and licks his cock, "Okay big boy, it's time to see how big you can get." Lucardevoir gets onto his knees and places his paws on his cock and sends light sparks of elecrticity through his length, a visible surge in size could be seen as it added a whole foot to his cock. But of course he had far more moves that could aid in stimulating his cock, for instance, all of his psychic moves. A light hum could be heard as he made his cock and balls vibrate with his psychic powers, this now making ten feet of canine cock throb and pulse on the grassy field. "YES!!! Oh this feels so good!" he howled and drooled as his endowments vibrated, "But it CAN get better!" He places his paws together and uses [Extrasensory] on his whole body, given his abilities this makes his cock, as well as everything else, five times more sensitive, thus he begins to grow even faster.
The tiny canine layed on his fifty foot cock as it throbbed, vibrated and grew , his mind rushed with pure pleasure wanting more and more of this. It still wasn't fast enough to satisfy him though, but he knew of one way to speed things up. He summons a [Bone Club] and licks it, "Hmmm, a little small." he giggles and uses [Psych Up] on the on inch wide club, making it six times thicker. Lucardevoir moaned and his cock surged as he simply looked at it, just imagining his tailhole being stretched by it. Without wasting any time he had already placed the knot like end right at his tailhole and began pushing it in. Lucardevoir yelped in pleasure as he heard the satisfying pop of the knot end going inside of him, this indeed made his cock surge in growth as he could feel the tree five hundred feet away being brushed aside by his cocktip.
But as though a creature with an unsatisfiable hunger, he wanted this to never end, he wanted his cock to grow forever. And grow it did, as he now made his boneclub vibrate as his cock was. In the distance he could hear the crashing of houses being smashed by both his balls and his cock, "Gah, I must be over mile long now. But I still want more!" Minutes later buildings and skyscrapers began to topple over as Lucardevoir's cock grew through the nearby city. Mile upon mile of canine cock crashed through it all now making the entire city flattened under his growing length. He was in pure ecstacy, and wanted more of it, he looks back as the boneclub in his tailhole and uses [Psych Up] once again, it became a massive three feet wide. He howled and thrusted forward as best he could as his cock splatters the country in a huge spurt of precum. Half of the country was covered in Lucardevoir's cock, and soon it was completely covered as his growth surge was that great.
Lucardevoir moaned as he felt his balls, and his cock, dip into two seperate oceans, even the feeling of the water on his colossal endowments was arousing, making him grow bigger and faster. Thousands of miles of canine cock sat upon the planet, making it look as though the Earth was shrinking, and soon it was dwarfed by Lucardevoir's ten thousand mile long cock. He could now feel the coolness of space, but it didn't feel like anything to his godly cock. He looked at the moon and chuckled as he knew it wouldn't be around much longer, and indeed it wasn't as soon it was knocked aside by Lucardevoir's ever growing cock. He was now free of Earth's gravity, as he now was gaining his own gravitational field. A bright light made him close his eyes, it was almost annoying to him, "Gah, the sun? Hah, we'll see about that." Lucardevoir coursed the most powerful psychic blast he could though his cock, sending his growth into overdrive. With speed rivaling a comet his cock raced through space making a mad dash for the sun. Vanus and Mercury were hardly even pinpricks to his gigantic cock as he crashed through them. But those pinpricks were enough to cause two massive spurts of precum to gush forth from Lucardevoir's cock. The first spurt doused the sun making it into a black hole, the second spurt was so big that it destroyed the black hole sending all the energy of the dead sun into Lucardevoir's cock.
Three hundred million miles of pure canine cock pulsed and surged through the solar system, making it look smaller with every passing second. Mars and Jupiter were added to the list of decimated planets, soon followed by the remaining planets. The entire solar system was now but a grain of sand to Lucardevoir's cock, as now the galaxy was soon to be a but a grain of sand as well. He moaned and made his boneclub bigger once again, making it now a solid ten feet wide. Star after star was snuffed out as Lucardevoir's perpetually growing cock made its way through them, Lucardevoir could hardly believe what feelings of pleasure he was experiencing. Now growing beyond light speed, Lucardevoir's cock was now its on force in the universe, challenging all physical limitations that were thought to be concrete. Lucardevoir could feel the galaxy orbiting his cock, feeding him with more power. But that galaxy like the solar system before it was outgrown by Lucardevoir, and now he was free to grow into other galaxies.
The very balance and order of the universe was being altered as his cock continued to grow, galaxy after galaxy was sent into disarray and absorbed into Lucardevoir's cock. Suddenly he hit a wall with both his balls and cock, "What? What could be stopping me?" Thanks to the untold levels of power he had acquired, he now had omniscience, and thanks to that he was able to verify what it was. His eyes widened at the realization, "I've hit the ends of the universe. The very barrier that holds it all in." he grins and chuckles, "But that will not stop me." He raises his arms and lets forth a blast of pure psychic energy upon his cock, in that instant his cock became ten times the size it was, completely shattering the barrier that once held him in. This blast had had a secondary effect, as it made him orgasm, and hard. Lucardevoir's cum started to fill the multiverse that he was now growing into, the cum having such trejectory and power it crashed through other universes eliminating them in mere seconds. He chuckled as he saw the tiny universes crashing against his cock, only feeding him more power making his growth all the more unending. But this was something he did not mind, in fact, he wanted it.
Just as before with the universe, he could feel yet another barrier, but it was unable to hold up against his omnipresence, as it soon was shattered by Lucardevoir's omnipotent cock, now letting him grow into the colossiverse. Lucardevoir's cock was now growing so fast that even the next plain of existance was dwarfed by him in a matter of minutes, the colossiverses barrier was soon met, and shattered. What layed beyond, only Lucardevoir knew, and he aimed to grow into it, time, space, existance, infinity, he was outgrowing it all, and not stopping. He simply grew bigger and faster, always cumming, "Jeri, I love you so much. Thank you for the greatest birthday ever."
*WARNING! This story contains extreme hyper cock and ball growth, multicocks and balls, destruction, extreme orgasm, and stuff like that. If you do not like then simply stop reading!*
For as long as Drash's parents could remember their sons cocks and balls had been growing and multiplying at a seemingly unending rate. At one point in his life they had to suppress his libido with injections as Drash was almost constantly gushing precum, which they had to store in massive silos. It wasn't until Drash's 18th birthday that his parents felt that his size was going too far, for he had a total of ten massive cocks, each one of them being 35 feet long, and constantly leaking precum, even with the multiple increases of the libido suppressant shots. And not only were his cocks increased in size but so were his balls, as all 15 of them were nearly 20 feet wide. "This has gone too far!" Drash's mother fumed to her husband, "We have to do something about this NOW!" Drash's father nodded and sighed, "You are right. He's too big, and it's getting to be more and more of a burden... I will call a doctor immediately." And he did just that, as he was able to find a specialist in this very field. A little over an hour passed as Drash's parents paced when they heard a car drive up to the mansion. There was a knock on the door as Drash's father answered it. The door swung open and standing outside was a blue and white furred feline, his hair was a pink similar to the color of watermelon, "Hello." the cat said, "I am here to see Drash." Drash's father nods, "Very well, follow me please." he leads the cat doctor to Drash's room.
As the feline is taken into Drash's room he did not act shocked at Drash's size, not even in the least. "So, how long has he been growing?" the cat said as he overlooked Drash. "Well, since the day he was born really." Drash's mother said. "And when he hit puberty he started to grow even faster." Drash's father said with a deep sigh. "I see." the cat said, "Well this is not the most extreme case I have seen, so it is fixable. Just give me a moment." The cat placed his doctors bag on the nearby table that had a small layer of Drash's cum on it. He began to take out bottles of colored liquid, as well as a few vials and small beakers, needles as well. After mixing and working with the liquids he turns around with a syringe filled with a light green liquid, "Okay, this should be the solution to your problems." As he injected the serum into Drash he chuckled inside as he had no intention of letting someones cocks like this simply stop growing, he actually wanted them to be bigger, much bigger. "Alright. Now if there are any changes with Drash do not hesitate to call me. I will be over here as quickly as I can." Drash's parents nodded as the doctor left just as quickly as he had come, leaving Drash with a fate he did not yet know.
The night was peaceful as Drash slept, that is until has was awoken by a loud crash. As he looked around he saw that all of his cocks had grown nearly three times as big as they were just hours ago, making them all 100 feet long. "NO! Why is this happening!!!" Drash looked at the tubes that were for the nightly gushing of cum, they still managed to remain on his cocks, but suddenly he heard the silos that the cum was gushing into suddenly explode. With that Drash began to fill his room as well as the rest of the house with his cum. Drash's parents awoke as the cum started to fill their room and with this they rushed to Drash's room only to be met with his massive cocktips. "Hurry honey! You HAVE to call that doctor again!" Drash's father nodded and did just that. They kept an eye on Drash as his cocks seemed to grow before their eyes, still cumming as well, and in the hour it took for the doctor to arrive Drash had already grown 50 more feet to each of his cocks. The cat doctor was brought in by Drash's father, "Oh dear, looks like the previous treatment was not powerful enough. I prepared an injection just in case." the doctor took out the syringe and injected the dark blue liquid into Drash, "Okay, here's hoping" they all nodded as the doctor left again.
The day was quite as the servants still milked Drash's many cocks of the unimaginable amount of cum, but without the silos they simply let the cum flood where it may. Most of the day was quite, that is until night fell, Drash moaned as he felt his massive cocks throb and pulse not from an orgasm but yet another growth spurt. It simply did not stop, feet upon feet being added to his cocks, as well as to his balls. And on top of everything else his balls and cocks increased in number, giving him 30 cum spewing cocks and 50 massive bloated balls. "FUCK! Why won't I stop!" Drash screamed as his parents heard this and had to simply run out of the house as Drash's growing endowments outgrew the whole house, "Call the doctor now!" Drash's mother screamed at her husband, "I already hit the speed dial." Drash's father said with a slightly angered tone. The cat doctor was however not the first person to arrive, instead it was the local news. The anthro bull reporter stood in front of the camera that was pointed at Drash's endowments, "Bo Vine reporting, I stand here in front the home of the wealthiest Dragon family in the country, where in it is believed their son is currently growing out of control. We are monitoring the situation as it develops." the bull quickly makes a run for it as a massive blob of Drash's cum starts to rain down into his direction. "GREAT!" Drash's mother said, "Now the news is recording him like a freakshow. Where the hell is that doctor?"
As the doctor arrives he looks at Drash and starts digging through his bag, "Do not worry I came prepared. I'll just inject this into Drash's cock." He walks over and finds one of Drash's massive veins and injects the serum into Drash. "There, that should do it." Drash's father grabs the front of the doctors coat and lifted it up in anger, "That's what you said the last two times cat!" The feline looked at Drash's father with a slightly shocked face, "Sir I am dreadfully sorry, there is no telling fully what is causing his growth, I am trying everything in my power to stop this. So please stop over reacting." Drash's father lets the doctor go and sighs a deep sigh, "I'm sorry..." the father says quietly. "Now if you will excuse me. I will be returning home." the doctor says as he leaves the splintered remains of the dragon families home. Drash looked down at his parents, feeling awful for the problems that his endowments were causing. From the medical bills, the constant flood of cum from his orgasms, and the very breaking of their house. After a few hours Drash feels all of his balls as well as his cocks tingle, much more powerfully than any time before. Suddenly they start growing at an alarming rate, as well as multiplying. From his slit he watches as 20 more cocks burst forth from it, soon matching all the others in size. He then looks back at his balls as they swell in size and number, making the total 75. "Why is nothing working?!" Drash's mother says as she watches Drash simply grow.
Drash's growth and multiplying simply would not stop, the neighboring houses were being toppled over by his huge cocks as well as his balls. "NO! I'm so sorry, I can't help it." Drash says as he is almost in tears over this. But still it did not stop, hundreds of feet were added to his cocks and balls, as well as did their number increase. He soon could not control his orgasm, it wasn't precum but a near constant stream of cum gushing from his cocks, sometimes spraying so hard it knocks over nearby buildings. His size, the nature of his growth, as well as the flood of cum that was starting to make a layer of white dragon sperm on top of the oceans attracted the attention of more than just the local news. Helicopters started flying around Drash as though he was the story of the century, and to a sense that is what he was. Drash was saddened that his cock was such a problem that even all the news networks were filming him. And all Drash's parents could do was watch as the news networks treated their son as a freakshow. Now unbeknownst to Drash and his parents that last injection that the cat doctor gave the poor dragon was about to make Drash grow at an ever increasing rate.
To everyone's surprise Drash's growth stopped, as well as his flow of cum. But this was just the calm before the storm as Drash suddenly started growing much faster, and cumming harder than ever. "NO! I can't keep growing like this!!!" Drash screamed as he saw his ever multiplying cocks erupting cum at an unreal pace. He could see his cum flooding the whole country side as though a flood of biblical proportions. All across the world in fact was being flooded, making the ocean levels rise from his cum alone. All the nations of the world were in panic as their was nothing they could do to stop white tsunami of dragon seed. Each of his now 500 mile long cocks simply kept cumming the seed that was always filling his ever growing balls. He soon could feel all of the country being flattened by his colossal endowments as from the back of his balls, to the tip of his cocks he was 3,000 miles long already, and that was in a matter of minutes. Drash suddenly felt his endowment drop into something and made an assumption of what it was, "No, am I so big the Earth can't take it?" the idea of this had started to make him cry. "NO! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!" Drash was correct, he was cracking open the planet, but any volcanic activity was doused as Drash's cum spilled into the split, even putting out the very core of the Earth like a person blowing out a candle. With this Drash had ended all the life of the planet, and the same went for his parents, "Mom, dad, I'm sorry..." he was crying heavily as a puddle of tears was forming at the base of one of his 1,000 cocks.
The planet soon crumbled under Drash's immense mass as he outgrew the entire planet. In a matter of seconds the moon was claimed by one of his 2,000 balls, and his cum drifted through space making its way towards the sun. Mile after mile of mass was being quickly added to Drash's cocks as they crept towards the sun. Venus, Mars and Mercury were lain waste to as his massive millions of miles long cocks as well as balls crashed through them. With all the cum that was being pulled in by the suns gravity it soon was fizzled out, and then collapsed in on itself into a black hole. Drash's cum was so manipulated by all the shots it had a strange effect on the black hole, it just as the star it once was collapsed in on itself mutating Drash's cum and sending it flying back at him. When his mutated seed splattered on his cocks it started to change his cocks dramatically. All 5,000 of his cocks were growing ten massive knots each, his cocks were also growing inside of them internal testicles, each one making him blast out more of his cum which was now mutated. His balls, all 7,500 of them were the largest part of him, each one of them being four times as big as his cocks at all times. And on top of everything else his cocks were gaining other features, such as gigantic barbs and spikes, and massive ridges up and down every one of his cocks.
All the poor dragon could do was watch as his endowments outgrew the entire solar system, and beginning to grow into neighboring systems. Any star that has his mutated cum spray into it did as the sun before them did, mutated Drash's cum further, sending it back to him and making the speed of his growth exponentially faster. "What did I do to deserve this?" was all he could say as he outgrew the entire galaxy. This had a new effect on him, it caused his cocks to now absorb any stray power from the stars or planets he crashes through, so even though his growth was extremely fast and endless, it was now even more so. Galaxy after galaxy was fed into his 20,000 cocks, as well as his 50,000 balls. He was but a slave to his growth, forever chained to it as it tortured him with the knowledge that he was ending so many lives. It was just an hour before he felt a wall brush against his many balls, "Oh gods, what now?" then his cocks bumped another one. The dragon did not know it but he now spanned the entire universe, and instead of simply breaking through the barrier, his cocks and balls simply absorbed the barrier like it was a bubble made of water.
The power from this barrier sent his growth into ever greater speeds, pushing his cocks and balls into yet another plain. His growth was truly unending, all his endowments did was consume all that was in its path, and continued onto the next. And all the dragon could do was weep as he grew into plains unknown.Between Rocks and a Soft Place
Note: This story contains soft oral vore!
The sound of a rooster rang out into the empty field, right on schedule. The sun was rising, illuminating the landscape bit by bit, creeping over the horizon as it marked the world's awakening. Soon there would be activity all throughout Hyrule: cows would be milked, games would be played in the marketplace, picnics would be had at Lake Hylia.
Ah, feels good to see the sun... guess that means it's time to go. Lucardevoir thought for a moment as he stepped out into the main area of the Lon Lon Ranch. Seeing Talon walking around and feeding the Cuccos, the Pokemon hybrid strode over to him. "Good morning, Talon. Thank you for letting me stay at your home."
Looking up, the rancher smirked. It was hard to see with the almost cartoonishly large mustache on his face, but he was smiling wide. "Well it ain't no trouble, son! I hope you enjoyed yer stay here!"
"Certainly. How much do I owe for the night?" the lucardevoir asked, smiling back as he pulled out a brown sack full of rupees, but Talon placed a hand on Lucardevoir's hand and pushed it softly away.
"Now now, there won't be no payment. Ya told some funny stories in there and you made my little girl laugh. Ain't seen her do much of that in some time now, so don't you be worryin' 'bout no rupees. Reckon yer gonna need 'em more then I will anyhow." The farmer was still beaming as he looked over to the horse pen, where a young redheaded girl was serenading a small red pony with a white mane. Looking back at Lucardevoir, he nodded. "You be safe now. And come back sometime, y'hear?"
"I'll be sure to do just that. Thanks again, Talon. Tell Malon I said goodbye for me!" With that, the Pokemon headed for the main field area of Hyrule, following the road. Lucardevoir had been taking a little vacation, traveling around to see the many different sights Hyrule had to offer. His last destination before the famous Lon Lon Ranch was the equally famous Zora's Domain. Just the thought of all the fun he had there was coming back almost like a distant memory, despite that it had only been a few days since he was introduced to King Zora himself.
And then spending closed-door time with him in a private audience. And getting closer to him. And closer. Finally touching his smooth body... watching him lean over down at him... lifting his rump up... gulp... glrk...
"Gah!" Lucardevoir was snapped out of his little trip down memory lane by a signpost he had run right into face-first, knocking himself over to the ground. Shaking his head, he looked around. "Ow... ugh." Standing up, the lucardevoir glanced to his right. The fork in the road led along a couple paths, but he headed for the path leading to the base of a large mountain. Today he wanted to visit Kakariko Village, and after that he was going to spend the day at Goron City. It was revered for its beautiful, complex design, the city itself almost completely dug out of the ground in stone and dirt.
Rubbing his throbbing forehead, Lucardevoir continued on his way. The sun was almost directly above him; it must've been around noon. It would be another couple hours before the Pokemon finally made it to the myriad of stairs at the base of the mountain, but he sighed with relief when he did. The summer sun was beating down hard today, and even a long drink from the river separating the mountain area from the rest of Hyrule wasn't enough after a while. The lucardevoir shrugged his shoulders, and with that he began trudging up the stairs.
Once he made it to the top, he was somewhat surprised to find a guard, in full armor, standing outside the main gate. He looked positively miserable in the heat of the sun, but despite that he put on a big smile, took a swig from the canteen at his hip, and stood at attention. "Welcome to Kakariko Village!" he exclaimed exuberantly, and the lucardevoir nodded and thanked him.
Walking through the gates, Lucardevoir was pretty taken aback by the sudden beauty he saw. Kakariko was a simple village. Some houses here and there, staircases leading to different tiers of the village... a windmill in the back, a well in front of it. It was a picturesque little town, complete with construction workers, kids running around, Cuccos roaming the town free (and a poor young woman chasing after them with little success).
Stepping forward into the town with the soft grass between his toes, the hybrid looked around. His eyes settled on an older man sitting in the shade of a tree, and Lucardevoir thought that, quite frankly, he looked like a pissy old man. Regardless, the Pokemon decided to approach him, smiling as he stood before the man. "Uh, hello sir. My name's Lucardevoir, and I've just come to town. Is there an inn nearby that I could rent a room from?"
"Eh? A room? Well, in the graveyard near the back of Kakar--" the man started to speak, before a loud crashing noise from the construction site caused him to almost instantaneously turn, red in the face, and start screaming at the top of his lungs. "You incompetent cretins! What in the Goddess' names do I pay you for?! I swear, you lot are good for nothing!" Totally ignoring Lucardevoir at this point, the old man strode toward the site, the workers apologizing profusely for dropping a wooden beam loudly. Their words fell on deaf ears, though, as the old man continued his incessant tirade.
Uh... was all Lucardevoir could think, watching the commotion for a moment before turning his head a bit to see if he could find the pathway. Sure enough, a path broke off near the back of town, past the large stone wall protecting the village. Heading that way quickly to avoid the crushing verbal assault, Lucardevoir was quick to find himself in the dark, quiet graveyard.
The place was a derelict, save for a young boy that looked like he was patrolling the grounds. Upon spotting the hybrid, the boy perked up and scurried toward him. Standing half Lucardevoir's height, the boy puffed out his chest. "Hey now! Don't be messing with these graves! Dampe will beat your butt when he wakes up soon!"
Raising an eyebrow, Lucardevoir shrugged. "Alright... speaking of Dampe, is he the one I should talk to about finding a room to stay in for the night?" Lucardevoir had made note of a small wooden shack at the edge of the graveyard, presumably the gravekeeper's quarters. "I need someplace to stay for just tonight."
The boy sighed. "Did that old man say there was a room for rent back here again? Why does he do that? No, sorry. There's no room here..." Suddenly, it clicked in Lucardevoir's mind, and he grimaced.
"Egh... that's a pretty sick joke..." he murmured, realizing that the carpenter had been telling him to "get a bed" by going and dying somewhere. What a bundle of sunshine. The sun was getting lower. It was still plenty light out, but it was getting to be late afternoon. Alright, I have to think of something... "Thanks for the help, little guy." At the risk of being a bit curt, the hybrid turned and hurried back toward town.
On his way down the path, he bumped into a man wearing a dark cape and dark pants. "Oh, excuse me..." Lucardevoir muttered, and received a quick "No problem." in response. Turning as the man walked by him, the hybrid realized it wasn't a man at all. At least not completely; all the Pokemon saw before the man turned a corner was the tail end of the cape and what looked to be the tip of a snowy white tail.
Shrugging it off, Lucardevoir found himself back in town in a matter of minutes. Asking around, he discovered the time to Goron City was roughly an hour's walk. That would put him right around sundown, which would be perfect. His decision made, he headed for the Death Mountain Trail gate at the opposite end of town.
After discussing with the guard for a moment that he wanted passage (and being told that he looked a lot like some strange "Keaton mask" that the guard wanted for his kid's birthday, just white and blue instead of yellow and black), Lucardevoir was allowed to pass through the gate. Finally, he could continue on his way.
It took plenty of speed and patience, but the hybrid had plenty of both in reserve. After dodging the hopping spider menaces known as Tektites and sidestepping his fair share of dangerous rolling boulders, he was here. As the moon started to creep up over the horizon much like the sun had at the beginning of the day, the Pokemon was happy to see torches lighting the entrance to the ancient city. With a spring in his step, Lucardevoir walked into the empty hallway. After the 20-foot stretch, another doorway finally showed the true beauty of Goron City.
Opening up into a vast expanse of a cave, the wide open area was circular and tiered in height. It looked like there were houses carved into the rock, and they were littered around the circular track. There were many layers and levels to the city, all painstakingly carved out of the cave. In the center at the bottom, Lucardevoir could see an enormous vase, at least two stories high, with various markings and hieroglyphs depicting the goron race.
Speaking of gorons, Lucardevoir could see plenty of the residents of the city mulling about. Some walked, some rolled in balls like pill bugs. The town seemed built to allow such forms of travel, which was a nice touch he imagined. All this being taken in at once, and he jumped when he heard a deep voice beside him welcome him to the city. The hybrid whipped around to see a larger goron standing beside him. He must have been two feet taller than the Pokemon, and at least that many times his width.
"Oh, I didn't mean to startle you!" the goron exclaimed, apologizing. He didn't sound threatening or anything, bowing in his apology. "Sorry about that. My name is Bornum, and I'm here as the greeter to the city! Glad you could make it up here!"
Nodding, Lucardevoir smiled and introduced himself. "Thanks. I'm Lucardevoir. I came to spend the day here tomorrow, but seeing as how Kakariko had no inn, I decided to make my way up tonight. Speaking of which, is there an inn here?" He sighed with relief when Bornum nodded, grinning. "Fantastic, could you show me where it is?"
"Here, actually..." Bornum murmured, opening a chest that was nearby him. It was filled with small scrolls, one of which he handed to the hybrid. It was a tourist map of the city, showing all the shops and areas of interest. "The in is... here, on the second level of the city. However, I will admit to you... they do charge a tourist's price, if you know what I mean."
Of course, people are willing to part with more on vacation. The Pokemon nodded, hanging onto the scroll. "Thanks for the information. Is there anywhere that you could recommend that's relatively cheaper?"
"Certainly! I actually help a lot of tourists here. Truth be told, I just let them stay in my house for the evening." Smiling warmly, the goron pointed out an area of the map right up on the top layer of the city, where they were now. "If you'd like, I have a spare bedroom I keep for guests!" The bulky man was beaming, his grin wide.
Lucardevoir knew the goron race was famous for its hospitality, and as such decided to take up Bornum on his deal. Allowing the goron to escort him, he took in all the facts and features of the city that his new tour guide was spouting out. They passed a few shops in the upper layer, each storekeeper greeting the tourist happily, before reaching a hole in the wall with a door and a window.
"And here we are! Hope you haven't eaten dinner yet, because it should be just about ready to come out of the oven!" Opening the door for the hybrid, he allowed the smaller creature to step in before him, closing the door behind him. It was like nothing the Pokemon had ever seen before. "It's not much, but hey, it's home."
I'll say... wow... The house had all of five rooms: the kitchen and dining area, the living room, two bedrooms, and a bathroom. Everything was lit by torches and candles, none of which seemed to ever burn out. Apparently, Dodongo blood could hold an everlasting flame, and was especially bright compared to most torches. Everything was also much larger than the hybrid was used to; the chairs, beds, and everything else were more accommodating for the goron, let alone a smaller tourist like himself.
Leading the lucardevoir to a seat at the table (and laughing heartily when Lucardevoir was chest-high with the table), Bornum headed for the kitchen area. "Just a moment. I know tourists can't eat rocks quite like we gorons do. Thankfully, I've discovered that there's plenty of delicious cuisine around Hyrule, and I've learned some great recipes from other guests who have stayed with me! I hope you like baked Deku Baba!"
"I've never had it. I'd be happy to try it though!" Lucardevoir exclaimed, watching the goron as he opened his oven. He could see the small heatwave come from the oven as the fire burned inside, cooking a dish that looked amazing from where he was sitting. It made the hybrid's stomach growl just thinking about it, and when Bornum carefully grabbed the pan and set it on the stone table with little trouble (it seemed they were mostly impervious to heat and burns), it made Lucardevoir salivate. Time for some Deku Baba, then... mmm... Lucardevoir couldn't wait to dig in; it smelled delicious.
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"Oof... oh, Barnum, that was so amazing..." Lucardevoir mumbled, sitting back in his seat. His plate was completely empty, and his stomach was so full with Deku Baba that it was firm to the touch. There was still plenty of the dish left on the main platter, and before he could cover his mouth, the lucardevoir let out a loud, lewd belch. "Eep, excuse me..."
Barnum laughed heartily, patting his shoulder as the blushing Pokemon covered his mouth. "That's a sign of thanks in the goron culture, actually. It lets the chef know he did a good job. I'm glad you enjoyed it!" The goron had helped himself to a little bit of the meal, but had in fact eaten very little. "Looks like we have some leftovers. Or I do, rather." Stomach growling, Barnum stood and grabbed the platter. He set it in what looked like a stone cabinet, but was in fact a heating area. It was difficult to refrigerate food here in the city, especially when built at the base of a volcanic mountain, so it was rare to have leftovers. Chances were that he would eat the rest later today. If he had room, of course...
Lucardevoir smiled, content with simply sitting in his chair and letting his food settle in his stomach. He watched Barnum as the goron came back to sit by him again, and they resumed their chatter for a few minutes. The goron was such an outgoing, simple guy. Lucardevoir couldn't help but be happier by just being around him.
However, as time went on, the goron's gut growled louder and louder. Finally, Barnum had to stop. "Hey, sorry, just a second. I gotta get some food." Suddenly, his face went beet red and he sat there for a moment. "Uh... actually..." he trailed off, looking at Lucardevoir.
"Something wrong, Barnum?" the hybrid asked, tilting his head curiously. Something was clearly on the goron's mind, but he couldn't decipher what it was. He hoped by now, a few hours after arriving in the city, that his new friend would be able to confide in him. Thankfully, that's exactly what he did.
"Well you see, I'm really hungry, and... Well one day I had a guest over and I was so busy with cooking and cleaning that I forgot to eat. And.. well... I had tossed out the food, but I noticed the guest and I was shocked that I wondered what um... what it'd be like to... to eat them."
In a split second, everything clicked. The Pokemon knew exactly where this was going, and he suddenly understood why the goron had eaten so little of the dish he had prepared. Instead of horror or shock, Lucardevoir's mouth widened into a large grin. "You're into vorarephilia, aren't you?"
Barnum blinked, unsure of what that meant. When Lucardevoir clarified that he meant that the goron liked to eat other people, he sheepishly nodded. "I always let them out, but... for the time they're inside me, it feels so... so good." Just saying these things out loud was enough to make the large goron blush hard, and it only made the hybrid happier to hear it.
"Barnum, I'd very much like to be your meal tonight." The Pokemon was even more pleased with the goron's excited reaction, and hearing his belly growl in anticipation only made Lucardevoir more eager to see Barnum from the inside. Standing from his chair, he went and joined the goron as he sat on his stone sofa. Hopping up effortlessly, he plopped down on the hard surface and seated himself beside the large goron with an assuredly large belly to accompany him.
"So, anything special I can do for you...?" the goron asked sheepishly, and the lucardevoir shook his head and grinned.
"Oh, it's fine. This'll be fun as it is." Lucardevoir smoothly repositioned himself, sliding up and turning himself so he was sitting on his new friend's lap, looking at him. "Just no teeth, of course... Gotta get out in one piece, after all!"
The goron nodded fervently, clearly excited about what was going to happen; his rather girthed "excitement" was poking the Pokemon in the stomach. When the hybrid nodded and signaled that he was ready to go, the goron's salivating mouth opened wide. With his great strength, he effortlessly picked up the smaller hybrid and lifted him right up, holding him like a hotdog with little difficulty. Finally prepped himself, Barnum brought Lucardevoir closer and began stuffing his own face with the Pokemon's.
What was a brightly-lit room suddenly became much darker for the lucardevoir, as he felt a somewhat familiar sensation of constriction surround him. Gorons didn't have long snouts like other predators he had encountered, so it only took a moment to have his own nose pressing up on the back of the goron's throat. Despite the sudden enclosing of his head, Lucardevoir couldn't help but notice it was still a bit roomier than other maws he'd been introduced to.
Feeling something poke the back of his throat, Barnum took his first gulp. Suddenly, several inches of his friend lurched forward into his maw as his powerful muscles dragged in their latest meal, his throat suddenly bulging as an outline of the hybrid's head started sliding down slowly, inching toward his growling, hungry belly.
"Ooh..." Lucardevoir muttered as he was suddenly yanked forward, his body now coated quite heavily in goron saliva. He could feel Barnum's hot breath as peristalsis dragged him down, going a bit slowly but very steadily. It seemed his body had plenty of practice, which only made the process that much easier for the lucardevoir as he suddenly heard a noisy thump, thump, thump beside him. He was already to his torso inside the goron, and his head was passing his friend's heart on his way down.
Barnum greedily forced the lucardevoir in, gulping and swallowing, sliding his tongue along the hybrid's lithe form. It was easy for him to take in with such a wide mouth, and even once he was up to the lucardevoir's infamous hips it wouldn't be any trouble. The outline of his friend's head was gone, already sinking far enough down that it was hidden beneath the goron's already hefty middle. After a couple more hard swallows, the goron found himself at those delicious blue buns he had been gawking at since he first saw them on the Pokemon.
Lucardevoir felt his nose touching what felt like the end of the road. However, he knew what it really was. He was starting to push up against the entrance to what would be his bedroom for the night. Just beneath him, he could hear the familiar growling of a stomach ready for its meal. Once he felt the goron's mouth on his large blue ass, he smirked. Sure enough, as soon as the goron swallowed to get it in, he could only imagine the thought of a puffy-cheeked Barnum as he was pushed up against the entrance and it began to slide open over his snout.
Finally, Barnum could feel his friend emptying out into his gut. With the sudden wave of food coming in, he tilted his head back and grabbed the lucardevoir's little feet. Using them to direct the rest of the hybrid's body, the goron started pushing him down in. Gulping and pushing him in, Barnum's cock stiffened quickly as he felt a sudden rush of satisfaction radiating from his stomach. In only a couple seconds, the huge outline of the lucardevoir's large butt in his throat started to slide down, and with a couple gulps it too disappeared into his middle. All that was left were a few dangling footpaws, and one more swallow sealed the deal.
"Oof! Whoa!" Lucardevoir exclaimed as he was suddenly hefted completely vertical and forced downward quickly. He could feel the goron pushing down on him, and it showed; it only took all of ten seconds for his entire body to dump into the surprisingly roomy stomach. He could feel the walls lurching and pulsing, and they gave off a low gurgle. There was plenty of space for him relative to other bellies he'd been in, even when it momentarily constricted and he heard a booming rush of air from outside before relaxing again.
The goron looked down at his gut, petting it softly. Shockingly, it was hardly noticeable that he had just consumed another living being whole. His stomach walls were tough and taut, and his belly was already pretty massive. Nevertheless, he could feel his meal shifting around inside, and it felt amazing as expected from a living dinner. "Doing alright in there?" he asked, looking down at his stomach. He wanted to make sure that his buddy was going to be comfortable before he went to the bedroom to relieve his large, erect manhood.
In response, all he got was a soft push on his stomach walls and a relaxed "Couldn't be better."
There. Now you'll NEVER SLEEP AGAIN AND SUFFER THE SAME TORTURE AS ME!
Noononononono that can't be his art. It's THAT bad?![]()
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Noononononono that can't be his art. It's THAT bad?
I've seen better digital art from someone who couldn't write due to essential tremor. He has to have some kind of disorder.That's his best, I think the only other things he's drawn are like, a circle and the female symbol or something?
He must have put hours into this one.
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Holy shit. I think I'm starting to realize why he frequents the deviantart thread so much.That's his best, I think the only other things he's drawn are like, a circle and the female symbol or something?
He must have put hours into this one.
Edit: oh fuck, those are supposed to be Unown
That didn't even register to me
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last post on this kid because i'm certain he is twelve
here is his deviantart he posted in the deviantart horrors thread
http://oobemu.deviantart.com/
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