Ask @WelperHelper99 about mormon shit - Cope and Seethe edition

Two questions: is it true that blacks are demons of some kind in Mormonism and what is the blood atonement all about?
 
Sparkling Yuzu said:
But do they see other gods as demons or as the gods they hope to be one day?
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More that they're false and don't exist.
SpergioLeonne said:
Because it’s too far from Utah
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California is a long way off and the Salt Lake really isn't deep
Sparkling Yuzu said:
What do Mormons think about the environment?
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I'd say many of us like it, many of us were in boy scouts growing up. Pick up your trash, don't dump oil into the river. Just don't take my car. But opinions vary.
whothefuck said:
Two questions: is it true that blacks are demons of some kind in Mormonism
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No, but we had some racism a while back
whothefuck said:
and what is the blood atonement all about?
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That's some old shit I'd have to look up lol
 
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Beautiful Border said:
What's the whole caffeine thing about? I've heard Mormons can't have coffee or energy drinks. What about tea or soda?
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General anti-drug/anti-addiction view. They're not that consistent about it (hence caffeinated coffee = haram, caffeinated soda = taboo, caffeinated chocolate = okay) and it has turned retarded like any religious-based dietary laws.
 
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Okay, I'll bite. I've dealt with LDS in American, Australia and China and they're some of the genuinely nicest people I've ever met, but they seem to come in two flavors - those who are open about discussing their beliefs and internal workings with some healthy skepticism and those who never speak about it or are evasive when asked. At lot of it is around Joseph Smith, probably the biggest sticking point between Mormons and everyone else, but then again, history is written by the victors. What is your general sense of Joseph Smith's reputation and legacy within the Church, and do you have a personal opinion of him? Do you believe the reputation given to him by other denominations or secularists is unfair?

Assuming you've served as a missionary, what work did you do, and did you proselytize? If you did, did you do so from a strict script or do you improvise? Before you go to a foreign country, does one have to become merely serviceable or fully proficient in another language and culture?

Are you a tithe payer, and if so, are you comfortable with the financial transparency and charitable expenditure of the Church, given criticisms that it's hoarded assets and has the investment portfolio of a multinational? Is this something other Church members have opinions or strong feelings about? Is there social pressure to tithe?

Do you believe you will see a Mormon president in your lifetime? Do you believe that there is a risk that Mormon values will degrade as it continues to modernize alongside more acceptable social norms, especially with regards to marriage and social roles? Is there such a thing as a 'weekend' Mormon, as in a Mormon who nominally believes but doesn't actively participate in the faith, as with Catholics?

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Why the fuck? What did they do to the sun baby from the Teletubbies? Why do all LDS temples look like rejected concept art from the film Equilibrium?

Cheers.
 
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Vect said:
Okay, I'll bite. I've dealt with LDS in American, Australia and China and they're some of the genuinely nicest people I've ever met, but they seem to come in two flavors - those who are open about discussing their beliefs and internal workings with some healthy skepticism and those who never speak about it or are evasive when asked. At lot of it is around Joseph Smith, probably the biggest sticking point between Mormons and everyone else, but then again, history is written by the victors. What is your general sense of Joseph Smith's reputation and legacy within the Church, and do you have a personal opinion of him? Do you believe the reputation given to him by other denominations or secularists is unfair?
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Joseph Smith... was the most flawed leader in history. He's still my Prophet. I think people poke and prod him a lot harder when God did far worse and told him to shut up and stop bitching when he was moaning about being in prison.
Vect said:
Assuming you've served as a missionary, what work did you do, and did you proselytize? If you did, did you do so from a strict script or do you improvise? Before you go to a foreign country, does one have to become merely serviceable or fully proficient in another language and culture?
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I mostly served in a Bishops Storehouse. Gave food to the poor and needful. As for the foreign country bit... HA! You get a few weeks at the MTC then they chuck you out there to learn the language as you go. Don't get shanked or shot, that happens a lot.
Vect said:
Are you a tithe payer, and if so, are you comfortable with the financial transparency and charitable expenditure of the Church, given criticisms that it's hoarded assets and has the investment portfolio of a multinational? Is this something other Church members have opinions or strong feelings about? Is there social pressure to tithe?
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1. I am. 2. Honestly i think its badass we have our own slush fund lol. 3. Honestly never have asked, nor has it come up 4. Its not social pressure, its a commandment.
Vect said:
Do you believe you will see a Mormon president in your lifetime?
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Satan and ZOG would never allow it.
Vect said:
Do you believe that there is a risk that Mormon values will degrade as it continues to modernize alongside more acceptable social norms, especially with regards to marriage and social roles?
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Its always a fear. Every time you have a new Prophet, things change. But for now, no. We still make fun of gays in church. Marriage is only between man and woman. Ask me in 20 years.
Vect said:
Is there such a thing as a 'weekend' Mormon, as in a Mormon who nominally believes but doesn't actively participate in the faith, as with Catholics?
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Less so, and very noticeable
Vect said:
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Why the fuck? What did they do to the sun baby from the Teletubbies? Why do all LDS temples look like rejected concept art from the film Equilibrium?

Cheers.
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Older temples were made by hand. Salt Lake took 40 fucking years. If it came out weird, you kept it, because you aren't dragging another rock down from the quarry by oxen.
 
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Do Mormons view the Bible and the Book of Mormon equally or do you put more emphasis on one than the other?
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
What is jump humping in the first place???
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I have lesbian friend who was mormon, she told me it's that thing where newlyweds don't have sex and they gotta align the genitals together while a third person, generally one of the siblings jumps on the bed to ensure that the genitals interact. Thereby they can't actually have sex voluntarily but it should be done as a result of circumstance cause having sex voluntarily is a sin or something.
 
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Georgio Cocklord said:
I have lesbian friend who was mormon, she told me it's that thing where newlyweds don't have sex and they gotta align the genitals together while a third person, generally one of the siblings jumps on the bed to ensure that the genitals interact. Thereby they can't actually have sex voluntarily but it should be done as a result of circumstance cause having sex voluntarily is a sin or something.
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Well she is wrong, lmao. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Mormons fuck (when married). How do you think we have so many kids?
 
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damn nigga I just finished the book of mormon, how could I not see the light? why did I question for so long? what a perfect manuscript! What poetry! What excellence rendered in codex form! This stuff just makes so much sense! Thanks Welperhelper, I'm a Mormon now!
 
How come when I invite one of you fishing you drink my beer, but when I invite two of you fishing you don't touch it?

More seriously though, I've always noticed that apostate Mormons are often weirder than most ex-Christian people. Like that guy trying to reverse his age? Former Mormon. Also, how do you folk handle interracial marriages? Here it's pretty common for Polynesian Mormons to marry Caucasian ones and vice versa, but I noticed some mainland Mormons from rural areas are a bit more tetchy about it. I do find it pretty interesting however, considering that the church is well on its way to becoming more non-white than white due to the explosive growth in Latin America, Oceania and Asia. When do you think the first non-white President will be selected?
 
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