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Our assumption was correct, the Asscreed shadows was delayed to scale back Yasuke after the backlash. Ubisoft clearly havent done enough. Since they didnt remove and replace Yasuke from the main game with a Japanese male samurai. Yasuke should only be an optional (to buy) side mission DLC that have no impact on the main story. Since that was not done the game will still suck Ass.

‘Assassin’s Creed Shadows’ Delay Was to Scale Back Yasuke After Historical Backlash
 
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Hermione Granger said:
Our assumption was correct, the Asscreed shadows was delayed to scale back Yasuke after the backlash. Ubisoft clearly havent done enough. Since they didnt remove and replace Yasuke from the main game with a Japanese male samurai. Yasuke should only be an optional (to buy) side mission DLC that have no impact on the main story. Since that was not done the game will still suck Ass.

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The fact that ultrawoke feminist race theory Ubisoft has to admit that shoving a nigger into their game was a bad idea AND THEY'RE SCALING HIM BACK shows you how fucking terrified they are of bankruptcy right now.
BTW Warhorse Studios has neither apologized for their nigger nor promised to scale him back. Ubisoft is the more professional studio here, lmfao
 
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30+GameOvers said:
The fact that ultrawoke feminist race theory Ubisoft has to admit that shoving a nigger into their game was a bad idea AND THEY'RE SCALING HIM BACK shows you how fucking terrified they are of bankruptcy right now.
BTW Warhorse Studios has neither apologized for their nigger nor promised to scale him back. Ubisoft is the more professional studio here, lmfao
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Ubisoft went full retard and are only backtracking since it hurt their moneybag. But dont be fooled, they let enough Yasuke in there so they still can back pat themself as progressive woke and show the chuds. Faghorse Studios are done and will be shutdown. Vavra got his pay check and bently, so he dont care.
 
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Hermione Granger said:
Ubisoft went full retard and are only backtracking since it hurt their moneybag. But dont be fooled, they let enough Yasuke in there so they still can back pat themself as progressive woke and show the chuds. Faghorse Studios are done and will be shutdown. Vavra got his pay check and bently, so he dont care.
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They can pat themselves all the way down to the unemployment line, this shit still won't sell.
 
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Couple of videos about AC: Shadows; one's a few days late, sorry if they're redundant, figured you guys might want to watch them anyways.



I will say, the comments of both of these videos have been roasting the shit out of AC: Shadows as well; here's hoping this game fails and does some real damage to UbiWoke.
 
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Artbook has leaked:

(Also on e-hentai as a backup lol)

Still pushing the samurai angle it seems:
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Strange ahistory/poor wording regarding Kyoto, as the artbook asserts it was 'Largely untouched by Japan's sectional warfare', whereas IRL the entire city was effectively destroyed during the Onin War around a hundred years before Ass Creed Shadows begins.

It's sort of like saying "Largely untouched by Europe's sectional tensions, Munich has long played a crucial role in the development of German cultural traditions." It might be true during the Cold War, but not true within contextual history.
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CaptainAutism69 said:
Did someone at Ubi lose a relative in Pearl Harbour or something? That's the only rational reason I can think of for their constant snubbing of slant history
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It's more like their only appreciation of Japan is Anime.

To people like this, Japan is not a country, it's just a producer of THING that they must consume, it's history is theirs to do with as they please
 
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jje100010001 said:
Artbook has leaked:

(Also on e-hentai as a backup lol)

Still pushing the samurai angle it seems:
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Strange ahistory/poor wording regarding Kyoto, as the artbook asserts it was 'Largely untouched by Japan's sectional warfare', whereas IRL the entire city was effectively destroyed during the Onin War around a hundred years before Ass Creed Shadows begins.

It's sort of like saying "Largely untouched by Europe's sectional tensions, Munich has long played a crucial role in the development of German cultural traditions." It might be true during the Cold War, but not true within contextual history.
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Anyone mind backing this up on catbox or something? Don't feel like making an account on a porn site just to do so myself
Frosted Snowflakes said:
It gets even worse. From Savvy, Ubisoft is pushing transgenerational love between monks and little boys.
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EDIT: YouTubers are going to make bank from ranting about this, now that it got Grummz's attention.
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This game is going to bomb so hard. We're seeing open disdain for LGBT and colored replacement shit over here with Trump's victory and I think we may similarly get Japanese to openly declare TTD with this game, lmfao
 
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Just when I think it can't get any worse ot somehow just does. Are these people insane? As weird as it sounds, I've begun to really enjoy slopfest games. It's fascinating watching how hilariously bad these can get. I'm disappointed though, they never quite hit their true potential. Dustborn, for instance, should've ended with the cast fighting Trump on Mecha Jesus to save Mecca. Very phoned in.

I would love to see the opening be Yasuke slicing and eating watermelon to rap music or something. I genuinely think that's possible at this point.
 
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Room Temp Shrimp said:
Just when I think it can't get any worse ot somehow just does. Are these people insane? As weird as it sounds, I've begun to really enjoy slopfest games. It's fascinating watching how hilariously bad these can get. I'm disappointed though, they never quite hit their true potential. Dustborn, for instance, should've ended with the cast fighting Trump on Mecha Jesus to save Mecca. Very phoned in.

I would love to see the opening be Yasuke slicing and eating watermelon to rap music or something. I genuinely think that's possible at this point.
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Yes, they are. This is why they're going bankrupt.
Also, you are going to get your wish. Well, kind of, the game DOES have Watermelons...even tho they aren't supposed to grow in this place at this point in time. We got a nigger samurai game with watermelons where neither belongs, this is absolutely hilarious. The hip hop music is a cherry on top and I hope people mod that in post launch.
 
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jje100010001 said:
Artbook has leaked:

(Also on e-hentai as a backup lol)

Still pushing the samurai angle it seems:
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Strange ahistory/poor wording regarding Kyoto, as the artbook asserts it was 'Largely untouched by Japan's sectional warfare', whereas IRL the entire city was effectively destroyed during the Onin War around a hundred years before Ass Creed Shadows begins.

It's sort of like saying "Largely untouched by Europe's sectional tensions, Munich has long played a crucial role in the development of German cultural traditions." It might be true during the Cold War, but not true within contextual history.
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Holy fuck, Thomas "Juden Swine" Lackley must be cumming in his short lime-scented pants. This fanfiction is right up on his level, and wikipedia's historical revisionism division is already updating their niggerai page. In fact I think I can hear Larry Fink shekels being dropped into the greasy palms of Netflix executives for another korean-animated propaganda piece.

Hope Japan is watching, (((they're))) really trying (and have been since the mid-2000s) to nigger them up next. Hope they ban the French species from their shores.
Get the rope Macaulay! said:
I thought it would be insane but the way they're fucking up it really does feel producers esque. Like purposeful sabotage
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China needs more companies after all. The golden calf of the west is milked dry, and the "media monopolist"-types have been making moves toward the east for a while now.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
I thought it would be insane but the way they're fucking up it really does feel producers esque. Like purposeful sabotage
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I'm starting to think that this is a long-term play in an insider trading strategy. Make stuff go bad so it crashes the stocks, get some goodwill within the company for buying out employees' stock at a frozen rate of, let's say, 15 or 20 Euros per share allwhile it is still on the plummet (11 and going down), wait for eventual buyout, hope to keep the position for the sole reason of experience in position in the industry to keep the dividends, stocks eventually will rise back up under new owner to 40-50, then get some insider information that would make stocks go down again, then quickly sell before it happens.

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Did someone at Ubi lose a relative in Pearl Harbour or something?
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What if they were relatives/friends with terrorists who executed subway sarin attack?.. In the end, AC: Shadows releases on the literal 30 year anniversary of that attack. :politisperg:
 
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