Astrology of the Cow - Official KF Astro Thread!
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In light of the featured story that Viper the rapper was keeping a woman trapped in his garage, he's year of the Pig and so is Josef Fritzl who held his daughter captive for 24 years in Austria. Not saying all Pigs would do that of course, BossManJack is also a Pig and so is Shanny4christ.
KingCobraJFS and Russell Greer are both Sheep, so was Elliot Rodgers. Sheep is probably the most feminine sign and for the men this can be especially hard unless they are a model or an actor. I've noticed a definite pattern in musicians and actors that die from drug overdoses born in Sheep years and I've noticed that many of the shooters (non HRT atleast) are Sheep.
The day sign and month sign will also create variations in each year, Amberlynn is year of the Sheep but she was also born on the day of the Pig so her addictive tendencies are blended with a tendency to overindulge. I believe Elaine was born in 2003 which would make her a sheep, Gypsy Rose was born in the year of the Sheep and so was her mother. Anna Nicole Smith was a Sheep.
Some signs are less likely to be Lolcows as they are more private or careful but here are some I can think of off the top of my head:
Lowtax was a Dragon, so is Trisha Paytas
Peetz is an Ox, as are both of the Ethans, Cyrax and Dylan Mulvaney
Idubbbz is a Horse (not a good match for his wife Anisa, Rooster.)
Keemstar, Keffals, Pantsu, DSP are Dogs
Hila Klein, LFJ are Rabbits
Pearl Davis, Chantal, JFG are Rats
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I don't take astrology too seriously, but it's fun to read horoscopes every once in awhile. Interested in what comes up for Polissa Snow (June 23, 1983) and her estranged husband Josh Campbell (April 20, 1986), especially regarding their personalities and maybe relationship statuses in 2024
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The stars really fucked up when they made BMJ the pig and Chantal the rat.
There was no saving Chris. He was born under the sign of the slobbermutt.
There was no saving Chris. He was born under the sign of the slobbermutt.
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Polissa is a Pig and Josh is a Tiger, those signs are 'secret friends’ and are therefore compatible with one another.
The day sign changes at sunrise and so Polissa’s is likely Tiger and if Josh was born in the early hours his would be Pig so they would share some traits despite Pig and Tiger being contradictory signs.
They also have a good compatibility in their life path numbers.
I generated a synastry chart for them to see their dynamic and what likely drove them apart. *There are several squares to each of their moons but I cannot be sure of the exact degree so I have not included them but those would likely have causes some issues.
Starting with the good:
Their Suns are sextile (2 degree orb)
Her Sun trines his Pluto (4 degree orb)
His Sun is trine her Neptune (1.5 degree orb)
His Mercury is trine her Jupiter (1 degree orb)
His Mercury is trine her Uranus (2 degree orb)
His Mercury is square to her Sun (2 degree orb)
His Sun is in opposition to her Pluto (3 degree orb)
His Sun is in opposition to her Saturn (2 degree orb)
Her Mercury is square his Jupiter (1 degree orb)
Her Sun is in opposition with his Neptune (4 degree orb)
His Uranus is in opposition of her Mars (4 degree orb)
Pigs are very lucky with getting money (Elon Musk is also a Pig) and his emotions are what cause him to throw the shit fits that he does.
As for Chantal
I have heard people tell her that she looks like Miss Trunchbull [1948]
Kathy Bates [1948]
and Kim Jong-un [1984]
All Rats
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1984 so another Rat and she was also born in the month of the Rat. I will guess by how loud and extroverted she is that she was born after sunrise and is day of the Fire Horse.
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Thanks for this.
That means that she was born in the day of the metal Rabbit which I did suspect. I think that Nader and Salah ('81 & '93?) are both Roosters so them being natural enemies might be cause for their issues. Rat and Rooster compatibility isn't particularly good either. She was born in the hour of the Metal Rat. Her day master being Yin Metal makes her spouse star Yang Fire, Salah is Yin Water so hopefully (for them) he has some fire somewhere...
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Aint got a birth time, but can anyone do a read on KingCobraJFS?
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Josh is a Metal Goat/Sheep in the month of the Wooden Snake and if he was born before sunrise he was also born on the day of the Wooden Snake. Snake as a sign tends to be mystical and introverted rather than the loud outgoing Fire Horse that follows so it is very likely. Sunrise on March 26 1991 in Casper, Wyoming was at approximately 5:55am so he was likely born before then.
Josh’s (soon to be?) girlfriend Jessica was born June 7 1987 making her a Fire Rabbit/Cat. Sheep and Rabbit are both trine and are thus compatible from that standpoint. She was born in the month of Water Sheep and either the day of the Metal Dragon or the Water Snake (Dragon seems more likely.)
Her day ruler being Yang Metal and Josh’s chart containing an abundance of Wood may mean that she will be taking role as "husband"’and wearing the pants since Yang Metal dominates Yin Wood. Josh is made up of combination of the 2 most feminine signs in the Chinese zodiac so that may suit him, she appears to be the one ardently pursuing him while he is taking a more passive stance in their intercourse and crowdfunding.
As for Josh's chart, I personally believe the Sidereal system to be the most accurate so I have made an additional chart, however I would be interested to compare if someone wants to do a Tropical one too. I’ve reduced aspects by 50% to only include the strongest ones.
Moon is 20-23 degrees Cancer, placing his Moon in Ashlesha Nakshatra which is considered a sharp nakshatra. Although it’s presence in a person’s chart has the potential to grant immense wisdom, in its lower expression can make a person sinful and practice black magic, it is also related to serpents.
Moon quincunx Neptune (0ish degree orb) gives an affinity towards music, also sensitivty and empathy but there is also risk of delusion. Pluto square Moon (4ish degrees) could negatively impact their early childhood or their relationship with their mother, give destructive tendencies and make a person quick to judge.
Sun in Pisces may make a person artistic and spiritual but they can also fall prey to escapism and alcoholism/drug abuse. Sun sextile Saturn (0 degree orb) helps to bring discipline, patience and good time management, Josh also has a passion for clock towers. Sun trine Jupiter (2 degree orb) increases luck, helps to make a person harmonious and optimistic.
Mercury in Pisces increases sensitivity and imagination but can also show a person who is vulnerable to disloyalty due to their trusting nature. Mercury is in detriment here as it's methodical and logical nature loses structure in the Mutable Water and can make a person impressionable. His Mercury is also an anaretic degree, the last degree of the zodiac.
Venus in Aries indicates that his ideal woman will be confident and direct, he may be attracted to tomboyish women who take the initiative. Spontaneity and fun will be important in a partnership but he could also be a little self-centered at times.
Venus square Saturn (4 degree orb) is a very challenging aspect and can make a person feel rejected and experience loneliness and sorrow in love, it can also affect self esteem. Venus trine Uranus (4 degree orb) can make a person eccentric and it could also explain his like of goth girls.
Mars in Gemini can make a person very animated and witty when they speak and when angry may become sarcastic or try to use words as weapons. Various forms of communication, including telephones are ruled by Gemini and I hear that just the other day he smashed yet another cellphone in a rage
Mars sextile Mercury (2 degree orb) can give a sharp tongue and make a person restless.
Jupiter in Cancer is in an exalted position, this helps to increase luck and spiritality. Jupiter opposite Saturn (2 degrees) can make a person oscillate between caution and optimism.
Here is a synastry chart for both Josh and Jessica (ignore the houses, the times are only estimates)
Right off the bat I see that Josh's Venus is opposite Jessica's Pluto (1 degree) which suggests a very intense and passionateconnection that could also verge on obsession (it certainly looks that way on Jessica's behalf) It is possible that she may transform the way he views romantic relationships.
She has Mercury conjunct with Mars (1 degree) which helps to explain her argumentative communicaton style during her drunken ragestreams. This conjunction is in sextile with Josh's Venus (1 degree), his female planet (Venus) conjunct with her male (Mars) further suggests that she will be the one wearing the pants, but Mars being natural ruler of Aries will probably mean her approach is very attractive to him. His Moon is sextile to her Sun, the genders are once again reversed but they should feel warm and comfortable together.
Both his Mars and her Uranus are in opposition and vice versa, this will bring equal tension that could bring excitement but also lead to quarrels and misunderstandings. His Sun square to her Neptune could indiciate an attraction that could be based on illusion and they will need remain grounded to avoid disappointment down the road. (The rest of their chart looks favorable enough though so that should mitigate the effects.)
His Venus sextile her Mercury should help to foster an emotional understanding between the pair of them. His Venus trine to her Neptune is a very favorable aspect with potential for a longterm relationship with compassion and similar tastes in the arts. Her Jupiter conjunct to his Mercury suggests an ability to communicate, bringing joy and optimism.
Her Saturn is trine to his Moon, she is older than him but it may also help for him to view her as a reliable partner and be willing to invest in her emotionally. His Mercury is trine her Uranus which is also very benificial, an intellectual connection with mutual respect.
Josh’s (soon to be?) girlfriend Jessica was born June 7 1987 making her a Fire Rabbit/Cat. Sheep and Rabbit are both trine and are thus compatible from that standpoint. She was born in the month of Water Sheep and either the day of the Metal Dragon or the Water Snake (Dragon seems more likely.)
Her day ruler being Yang Metal and Josh’s chart containing an abundance of Wood may mean that she will be taking role as "husband"’and wearing the pants since Yang Metal dominates Yin Wood. Josh is made up of combination of the 2 most feminine signs in the Chinese zodiac so that may suit him, she appears to be the one ardently pursuing him while he is taking a more passive stance in their intercourse and crowdfunding.
As for Josh's chart, I personally believe the Sidereal system to be the most accurate so I have made an additional chart, however I would be interested to compare if someone wants to do a Tropical one too. I’ve reduced aspects by 50% to only include the strongest ones.
Moon is 20-23 degrees Cancer, placing his Moon in Ashlesha Nakshatra which is considered a sharp nakshatra. Although it’s presence in a person’s chart has the potential to grant immense wisdom, in its lower expression can make a person sinful and practice black magic, it is also related to serpents.
Moon quincunx Neptune (0ish degree orb) gives an affinity towards music, also sensitivty and empathy but there is also risk of delusion. Pluto square Moon (4ish degrees) could negatively impact their early childhood or their relationship with their mother, give destructive tendencies and make a person quick to judge.
Sun in Pisces may make a person artistic and spiritual but they can also fall prey to escapism and alcoholism/drug abuse. Sun sextile Saturn (0 degree orb) helps to bring discipline, patience and good time management, Josh also has a passion for clock towers. Sun trine Jupiter (2 degree orb) increases luck, helps to make a person harmonious and optimistic.
Mercury in Pisces increases sensitivity and imagination but can also show a person who is vulnerable to disloyalty due to their trusting nature. Mercury is in detriment here as it's methodical and logical nature loses structure in the Mutable Water and can make a person impressionable. His Mercury is also an anaretic degree, the last degree of the zodiac.
Venus in Aries indicates that his ideal woman will be confident and direct, he may be attracted to tomboyish women who take the initiative. Spontaneity and fun will be important in a partnership but he could also be a little self-centered at times.
Venus square Saturn (4 degree orb) is a very challenging aspect and can make a person feel rejected and experience loneliness and sorrow in love, it can also affect self esteem. Venus trine Uranus (4 degree orb) can make a person eccentric and it could also explain his like of goth girls.
Mars in Gemini can make a person very animated and witty when they speak and when angry may become sarcastic or try to use words as weapons. Various forms of communication, including telephones are ruled by Gemini and I hear that just the other day he smashed yet another cellphone in a rage
Mars sextile Mercury (2 degree orb) can give a sharp tongue and make a person restless.Jupiter in Cancer is in an exalted position, this helps to increase luck and spiritality. Jupiter opposite Saturn (2 degrees) can make a person oscillate between caution and optimism.
Here is a synastry chart for both Josh and Jessica (ignore the houses, the times are only estimates)
Right off the bat I see that Josh's Venus is opposite Jessica's Pluto (1 degree) which suggests a very intense and passionateconnection that could also verge on obsession (it certainly looks that way on Jessica's behalf) It is possible that she may transform the way he views romantic relationships.
She has Mercury conjunct with Mars (1 degree) which helps to explain her argumentative communicaton style during her drunken ragestreams. This conjunction is in sextile with Josh's Venus (1 degree), his female planet (Venus) conjunct with her male (Mars) further suggests that she will be the one wearing the pants, but Mars being natural ruler of Aries will probably mean her approach is very attractive to him. His Moon is sextile to her Sun, the genders are once again reversed but they should feel warm and comfortable together.
Both his Mars and her Uranus are in opposition and vice versa, this will bring equal tension that could bring excitement but also lead to quarrels and misunderstandings. His Sun square to her Neptune could indiciate an attraction that could be based on illusion and they will need remain grounded to avoid disappointment down the road. (The rest of their chart looks favorable enough though so that should mitigate the effects.)
His Venus sextile her Mercury should help to foster an emotional understanding between the pair of them. His Venus trine to her Neptune is a very favorable aspect with potential for a longterm relationship with compassion and similar tastes in the arts. Her Jupiter conjunct to his Mercury suggests an ability to communicate, bringing joy and optimism.
Her Saturn is trine to his Moon, she is older than him but it may also help for him to view her as a reliable partner and be willing to invest in her emotionally. His Mercury is trine her Uranus which is also very benificial, an intellectual connection with mutual respect.
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*I've just found out that I was wrong about Jessica's birth year, she was actually born June 7 1984 and this means that the synastry chart I generated for them is incorrect.
1984 is year of the Rat and coupled with a Goat isn't a good match -secret enemies. Judging by how aggressive (rude) she is and how unwilling she is to accept criticism I would hazard a guess that her day sign is Wooden Tiger, which is not at all compatible with his Snake day sign and would explain why aren't getting along as well as I was expecting. I had pretty high hopes so I am disappointed for him
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Yeah they don't seem compatible in the slighest. Tho I am not sure who would be.*I've just found out that I was wrong about Jessica's birth year, she was actually born June 7 1984 and this means that the synastry chart I generated for them is incorrect.
1984 is year of the Rat and coupled with a Goat isn't an especially good match. Judging by how aggressive (rude) she is and how unwilling she is to accept criticism I would hazard a guess that her day sign is Wooden Tiger, which is not at all compatible with his Snake day sign and would explain why aren't getting along as well as I was expecting. I had pretty high hopes so I am disappointed for him
Anyway, is there something going on with the energy rn? Cobra's dry spell ended, mardi gras, super bowl, chinese new year? Shit feels outrageous in the best way this week.
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I believe that there is someone for everyone out there, it's just a matter of if you have the karmic credit to meet them and not have life distract you somewhere else. I get the impression that he would try to be a good boyfriend if she isnt a massive shrew, I guess if God agrees He will send him a good one in time. In the very least I hope that Jessica doesn't end up being a thorn in Josh's side.
There was a new moon yesterday (23:00 UTC) which began the new Chinese calendar year at 25 degrees Capricorn. if you have sensitive points in your chart you will have felt it more strongly.
1566 Icarus was at also 27 degrees Capricorn which formed a conjunction with Josh's natal 1221 Amor and Jupiter was conjunct his natal Venus (there was obviously a lot of attention being paid to that area of his chart at that time by the masses). The lumineries were also a tight square with his natal Pluto in Libra which would have likely given him the focus to end his "dry-spell". Jessica's natal Icarus is at also at 24 Capricorn so there another conjunction.
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Side question: Why do some "bad" pairs work so well (e.g. Rooster/Horse). Day signs are compatible?*I've just found out that I was wrong about Jessica's birth year, she was actually born June 7 1984 and this means that the synastry chart I generated for them is incorrect.
1984 is year of the Rat and coupled with a Goat isn't an especially good match. Judging by how aggressive (rude) she is and how unwilling she is to accept criticism I would hazard a guess that her day sign is Wooden Tiger, which is not at all compatible with his Snake day sign and would explain why aren't getting along as well as I was expecting. I had pretty high hopes so I am disappointed for him
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Rooster and Horse aren't considered to be a 'bad' pair, there will be some dissimilarities but they aren't considered enemies to one another. But yeah, the rest of the chart can definitely help with compatibility.
Also when looking at Ki numbers, you will find that Horse and Rooster belong to the same group so that may help to bridge some gaps (*when the sign isn't an enemy.)
Rat/Horse and Rabbit/Rooster will only ever be 1,4,7
Ox/Sheep and Dragon/Dog 3.6,9
Tiger/Monkey and Snake/Pig 2,5,8
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this thread is so interesting 
if any of you kiwis could recommend books/websites for information on astrology and readings I would love to know
if any of you kiwis could recommend books/websites for information on astrology and readings I would love to know