Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[The Cheese Aisle]

A-logs are scum. Imagine being a clout chaser, but instead of doing it for a celebrity or something like that, you dick ride lolcows

 

[PositiveMonk]

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

I really like that one of the variances of the "Oh my God, DUUUDE" phrase that he always utters feels like "they" are taking something integral away from him that he worked on, like the tone is of a nobleman who's being unjustly mugged of his ganancies. I decided to do another quick shop using both resources I found online and in here to permeate my explanation of the pussyssyphus of sorts.

DAMN that boulder nice.
I'm amazed by his father's resolve. I'm surprised he hasn't gotten the double barreled shotgun suppository by now.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

 

[WEEKEND]

Imagine you gave Bossman a million dollars, how long would it take for him to lose it? I think he could do it in a night easy.

 

[DOORSTUCK]

What came to mind viewing @Mark Goldbridge's post.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Imagine you gave Bossman a million dollars, how long would it take for him to lose it? I think he could do it in a night easy.

we ALL know that Bossman would do 50-100 thou-w0w keno spins eventually, this complicates your question
i was going to post simple math but with Bossman there is no max bet
if he wins 100 dollars, he will do 5 dollar spins
if he wins 100 thousand, he will do 500 dollar spins
very hard to say how long it would last, he is an actual full blown gambling addict who is also on crack

 

[Ogre Magi]

we ALL know that Bossman would do 50-100 thou-w0w keno spins eventually, this complicates your question
i was going to post simple math but with Bossman there is no max bet
if he wins 100 dollars, he will do 5 dollar spins
if he wins 100 thousand, he will do 500 dollar spins
very hard to say how long it would last, he is an actual full blown gambling addict who is also on crack

God gives his biggest battles Keno sessions to his strongest most retarded warriors gamblers.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Imagine you gave Bossman a million dollars, how long would it take for him to lose it? I think he could do it in a night easy.

Sufficiently cracked out it wouldn't even last a few hours. $2000 keno hits, $1000 slot spins or heaven forbid feature buys.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Bossman gets hosted by hate speech streamer/ tranny killing website hoster @Null

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Oddly wholesome moment.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

After gambling for a while with a 350 dollar depo he managed to vault an incredible 2.8k. Then he did this
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He wss so close to making so much there unironically, I kmow it's a meme, but if he held there for 2 more rounds before lowering he would've been rich, at least by his standards.

 

[gaystoner]

there are max bets on these slots. idk what keno is but Stake has to be willing to payout a maxwin

 

[Preacher ✝]

 

[ForTheHoard]

there are max bets on these slots. idk what keno is but Stake has to be willing to payout a maxwin

I think the keno limit was 2 or 3 thousand. Austin found the bet ceiling when he was on his 60k run.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I think the keno limit was 2 or 3 thousand. Austin found the bet ceiling when he was on his 60k run.

Then its a pretty simple math problem.

Assuming 3000 per bet and an average kino win rate of 93%

3000 x 0.93 = 2790 average payout per bet

Or to put it another way he will lose 210 average per bet

1000000 / 210 = 4762 bets to lose it all

Assuming 1 second per bet it'd be about 80 minutes.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I think the keno limit was 2 or 3 thousand. Austin found the bet ceiling when he was on his 60k run.

This is an outrageous sentence when you think about it.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is an outrageous sentence when you think about it.

Even with 2k, you can buy a car. It'll be shit (unless you have absolute diamond hands), but it'll be a box with wheels, which if you don't have a car... bro, you now have a car for 2k. Austin could have had a Civic so long ago it isn't funny.

 

[GodModule]

I've been watching this guy with morbid fascination for a couple of months, and I swear someone could upload the exact same stream but with a different title and I wouldn't notice. Every single one of his streams is the same, the only difference being what part of his house he destroys.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

there are max bets on these slots. idk what keno is but Stake has to be willing to payout a maxwin

Someone mentioned there is a max bet, that said I wouldn't think Stake would be worried about paying out since they can just say you didn't actually win and degenerate gamblers will keep throwing their money at them:

Green 0 came up in roulette for Bossman, but Stake just said "lol no" and payed out for Red instead.

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Sorry for weird quality clip and the duration. It happens in the first few seconds, but I wanted full context.

How do you witness the casino just taking your money and ripping it up in front of you, and your reaction is to continue to gamble at the same casino? Our boy is in real deep. Real deep.

 

[Collections Agent]

Someone mentioned there is a max bet, that said I wouldn't think Stake would be worried about paying out since they can just say you didn't actually win and degenerate gamblers will keep throwing their money at them:

The best part is you're not legally gambling, you're just entering a sweepstakes and you purchased the gold coins (play money) not the crypto, so no matter what they are legally clear to just not give you any money whenever they don't feel like it.

Obviously if they do this too much their reputation will start to take a hit but otherwise there's no real reason not to deny rare wins