Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RAT Team Six]

I'm highkey worried. He's in a bad way, the second he fails another drug test and another warrant is out, I think he's a serious suicide risk.

He is legitimately too much of a pussy for suicide, I promise.

 

[Gooby]

He is legitimately too much of a pussy for suicide, I promise.

Agreed, people fall for his baiting but he's the boy who cried wolf. It's the same as how every day he says he's gonna stop gambling and streaming and you'll never see him again. It's the same as how he talks big about fucking mothers and buying Civics and moving out and doing a dozen other things he has no chance of doing. He will open his mouth and screech but he has absolutely no bite to back up his bark, this is consistent. If he dies it's going to be an accidental overdose or mixing the wrong shit, he doesn't have the willpower it takes to take destiny in his own hands instead of sit there and wait for someone to save him or everything to end on it's own.

 

[iDrinkDopamine]

can someone give me an updated discord link?

 

[BiggestBuford]

can someone give me an updated discord link?

Sure thing

Spoiler

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

I think Bossman is extremely paranoid about prison. Maybe paranoid isn't the right word, because it's very likely he knows that's what his current drug binge will cost him. At this point he's probably thinking: "fuck-a-dewd, I might as well enjoy magic rocks, because I'm just going back again anyway"

He's aware he's living on borrowed time, and the dread of prison is ruining his enjoyment of gamba. For what it's worth I don't think he'll kill himself, It's more than likely just a cry for attention, and juice. The minute someone says "do it pussy" he'll just use it as an excuse for more self-pity. People who are resolved to killing themselves don't spend loads of time broadcasting it, they generally follow through quickly.

Not saying it couldn't happen, but seems unlikely.

I am being 100% serious when I say that unless Bossman actually kills someone, he will never ever be in prison. he may go to jail and rehab for a month at a time over and over, but virginia doesn't give a single solitary shit and he is never going to prison. he's also never going to kill himself because it would take too long to do it before his crackhead attention span would lapse and he'd be back to gambling. if RatDad wasn't a massive soppy pussy and would kick Austin out then maybe something could change but he is indeed a massive soppy pussy and he won't so what we're seeing now is pretty much what will be happening for the foreseeable future.

 

[chimpSculpture]

He is legitimately too much of a pussy for suicide, I promise.

Honestly he could just intentionally OD and ride it out. Probably the most likely thing to happen to him.

 

[Cheese Balls]

can someone give me an updated discord link?

>join date of yesterday
Lurk #general at chat.bossmanjack.com.
However, if just lurking isn't good enough for you, too fucking bad, ratfag.

 

[draggs]

can someone give me an updated discord link?

are you going to lift a fucking finger and juice bossman whenever he wants?

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Bossman just purged his mods lmao
no more mods in Twitch chat, says "i can do it myself"
"you guys did so good you got unmodded, congratulations!"
edit:
i forgot to add
TJD

Boss is selling temporary mod, 150 bucks or thereabouts
guy declined the offer because it wasnt perm, but Boss is still interested!

 

[Trillion $ Coinflip]

Can all these suicide worried FAGBAGS please remember that THE TwitchBossmanJack will not kill himself as long as there is juice available. It is ALWAYS a bait and he will NEVER do the deed. (unless OD on crack/meth which cannot be predicted)

 

[Evan Kor]

He is legitimately too much of a pussy for suicide, I promise.

Can all these suicide worried FAGBAGS please remember that THE TwitchBossmanJack will not kill himself as long as there is juice available. It is ALWAYS a bait and he will NEVER do the deed. (unless OD on crack/meth which cannot be predicted)

I think he will. A lot of people threaten suicide as a means of coercion but this guy's life is actually so bad he'll likely do it. I think he's a perfect example of how the justice system can fail since he's in the rut he's in due to the legal problems he had years ago that kept him out of the job market. I feel bad for him. I also feel bad for Josh since he's the one who will get blamed for Austin's suicide.

 

[Trillion $ Coinflip]

I think he will. A lot of people threaten suicide as a means of coercion but this guy's life is actually so bad he'll likely do it. I think he's a perfect example of how the justice system can fail since he's in the rut he's in due to the legal problems he had years ago that kept him out of the job market. I feel bad for him. I also feel bad for Josh since he's the one who will get blamed for Austin's suicide.

I am all in on him not doing it, he thinks a $5 juicer can save his debts, and those will keep rolling in.

 

[draggs]

I think he will. A lot of people threaten suicide as a means of coercion but this guy's life is actually so bad he'll likely do it. I think he's a perfect example of how the justice system can fail since he's in the rut he's in due to the legal problems he had years ago that kept him out of the job market. I feel bad for him. I also feel bad for Josh since he's the one who will get blamed for Austin's suicide.

The only way his life is bad is no one will juice him enough at one time that he can buy some crack before losing it all. If someone would lift a fuckin finger to help him... his being more despondent than usual is because his brain is screaming for some crispy crackarooski

 

[Dropa5pack]

I don’t think he’ll kill himself, but he’s impulsive, and has some major addiction issues that increase the odds.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

A BMJ/Keno Kasino type Tarot Deck

Due to popular demand:

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[Waffle Iron]

It is insane how BMJ is still going. Bro is pissing hot every week, smokes crack, can no longer enjoy gambling when the wager is anything lower than 50 bucks a pop, yet has no more sponsorships and is almost entirely reliant on juicers, whom he is also banning. I keep thinking he is spiralling faster and faster, but he just keeps going. I hope we can get our hands on the coroner's report when he dies. Would love to see what is left of his brain.

 

[draggs]

It is insane how BMJ is still going. Bro is pissing hot every week, smokes crack, can no longer enjoy gambling when the wager is anything lower than 50 bucks a pop, yet has no more sponsorships and is almost entirely reliant on juicers, whom he is also banning. I keep thinking he is spiralling faster and faster, but he just keeps going. I hope we can get our hands on the coroner's report when he dies. Would love to see what is left of his brain.

It's going to look like a 3 pound rock of crack residue with some weed resin, Big Buford, and microwaved steak mixed in

 

[Waffle Iron]

It's going to look like a 3 pound rock of crack residue with some weed resin, Big Buford, and microwaved steak mixed in

Imagine a shrunken brain with crack crystals deposited all over it. Would be a lolcow artifact.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman hits on a twelve year old girl

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Bossman gets pressed by a nigger

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Fuck Pickle. He doesn't deserve attention. Just niggermark everything.

I'm actually getting lowkey worried about BMJ. As much of a dick as he is, I can't manage to hate him, and he's talking way more about suicide than he usually does.

The reality is this what everyone around him is counting on in a 'the problem will solve itself' long way around the barn.
Everyone knows he ain't gonna change without massive levels of intervention, love, care, therapy, meds. But if we keep putting him in front of gambling and drugs, oh nooooo, nobody could have predicted this, it's soooo tragic. Anyway what's for dinner bossmom?
I know setting people up for failure when I see it.