Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Drama Fan]

4th Wall Breaker Jack has had enough.
Our boy is sick of being the puppet of juicers. Hopefully this lesson will set in. Next runup = honda civic, new apartment, steak dinner with the bossparents,trapper gets an artisanal moose bone to chew on.

 

[Mossad Agent]

4th Wall Breaker Jack has had enough.
Our boy is sick of being the puppet of juicers. Hopefully this lesson will set in. Next runup = honda civic, new apartment, steak dinner with the bossparents,trapper gets an artisanal moose bone to chew on.
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KEEP GIVING ME FREE MONEY CHAT I DON'T WANNA WORK FOR IT

 

[GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP]

this season fucking sucks.

 

[hesaback]

Reading between the lines and using a bit of intuition, I don't think he is very good at gamba.

 

[The Stranger]

Reading between the lines and using a bit of intuition, I don't think he is very good at gamba.

Lets see you run up $200k, pussy. I bet you wish you had that much to lose.

 

[SandyCat]

If you ever need any motivation to better yourself, just remember that a few weeks ago, hands like these were feeling up a girl on that absolutely plagued bed of his

So you're saying if I develop a crippling crack and gambling addiction I'll have a chance?

 

[Trillion $ Coinflip]

Regrettably, I've chosen the worst time to introduce some of my normie friends to BMJ. His few streams online have been aids and without a runup the viewers have a hard time catching a glimpse of content.. Debt ignored, juicers scarce, and head NOT SHAVED. I fear these streams are the worst arc in a minute and we are in dire need of BaldmanJack losing it all.

 

[Waffle Iron]

Regrettably, I've chosen the worst time to introduce some of my normie friends to BMJ. His few streams online have been aids and without a runup the viewers have a hard time catching a glimpse of content.. Debt ignored, juicers scarce, and head NOT SHAVED. I fear these streams are the worst arc in a minute and we are in dire need of BaldmanJack losing it all.

Show them this.

23k high. I have no words. I'm sweating watching this stream. He's still going as we speak
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48k HIGH JESUS CHRIST
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For me this moment is still the peak of bossman. The absolute degeneracy of 2000 dollar spins. The curtain door. Riding up and down the 7 figures multiple times. It's a rollercoaster from start to finish.

 

[hesaback]

Lets see you run up $200k, pussy. I bet you wish you had that much to lose.

I've seen him do $300k

 

[The Stranger]

I saw this random meme and remembered people in this thread used to theorize on if Bossman is gay

 

[Stained Racecar Bed]

Regrettably, I've chosen the worst time to introduce some of my normie friends to BMJ. His few streams online have been aids and without a runup the viewers have a hard time catching a glimpse of content.. Debt ignored, juicers scarce, and head NOT SHAVED. I fear these streams are the worst arc in a minute and we are in dire need of BaldmanJack losing it all.

By 'few streams' I'm guessing you are only aware of his twitch channel which he has nearly abandoned, going live for like an hour every other day. He's really been streaming as much as ever, just on discord. You'd do well to bookmark all our wonderful restreamers and keep track of them on keno chat. Personally I prefer his discord seshes anyway since he can drop all the fagbags he wants. Another nice thing is that because of the restreamers cutting out his music you don't have to listen to that shit.

 

[FeltPaddle]

Lets pray for a 3 day crack bender weekend boys. Boss seems to be resting up for the event.

 

[Monopolywheel]

Regrettably, I've chosen the worst time to introduce some of my normie friends to BMJ. His few streams online have been aids and without a runup the viewers have a hard time catching a glimpse of content.. Debt ignored, juicers scarce, and head NOT SHAVED. I fear these streams are the worst arc in a minute and we are in dire need of BaldmanJack losing it all.

If you can't handle Bossman at his worst you don't deserve him at his best

 

[MS-09 DOM]

Bossman bros, I don't feel so good. SIKE
The seizure was actually a BJ from ur mom
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Mary Magdalene in a Landscape (1599)​

 

[troonshine]

"Riggers could be here" he thought, "I've never been to this casino before. There could be Riggers anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE Riggers" he thought. Sweet Honey reverberated his seignheizers, making it pulsate even as the $2 BodyArmor circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of scams after dark. "With a 4070 soooper, you can gamble anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

 

[Hennimore]

We just saw Boss smoke CRISPY CRACKAROOSKI in the middle of juice sports, violence has returned and our boy is more desperate than ever but these RATS want to complain that this season is bad? SHUT THE FUCK UP PUSSY and drop a five pack.

 

[Looney Troons]

this season fucking sucks.

Why do you think so? Personally, I think it’s one of the best

 

[SandyCat]

this season fucking sucks.

The only thing sucking this season is your mother under Bossman's desk

OH MISS GEEKBARDOODLEJUMP

 

[Polentic]

Classic felt.

Bossman so down bad, tries to auction his destroyed monitor. Complete with a curved side.

Bossman's juicepig, DannyT, talks about how he gambles in his garage out of respect for his family and how his fadda blew smoke into his face. Bossman cannot give any less of a fuck.

Little cow finds his moo.

NBA Bossman. "I will never go broke again"

"I squirted"

 

[AgarthaCrack]

what boss sees when he hits the crack from da earf