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We've got a few of them around here and I feel a little bad because they don't seem as terrible as British people but they're stuck on an island where humans can't even live on like 90% of it (I dislike their accents however).

Internet Historian was on to something when he suggested just digging a massive canal right through the middle of Australia so people could inhabit the outback.
 
Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.
Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.
If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.
Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.
 
In the 90's, Australia had a few astronauts trained up to go to the ISS and CSIRO commissioned a number of scientific studies. One of these involved Cane Toad mating behaviours in zero-G. Unfortunately they got loose on the ISS and they had to quickly think up a solution. So, they contracted the US team that designed the zero-G pen in the 60's (some guys had to come out of retirement) to design the zero-G golf club. The Bull Ant study had to be cancelled after that little problem.
 
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