Baseball Thread

[Meat Target]

Dodgers REPEAT!
Blow Jays FELTED!
Leafs RAKED!

 

[Tommy John Surgery]

The Maple Syrup Jew fears the Samurai.

We are in for a hundred years of the Ohtani shogunate based in Losu Anujelezu just like how the NBA is about to feel the Wembanyama singularity

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Blue Jays? More like Blew the game!

 

[Zaryiu2]

I have the Blue Jays logo for next year right here huys:

Get fucked, Toronto! I am more angry because I knew this was coming as soon as the matchup came up and yet i still sided against the Dodgers despite how foolish it was!
May this forever the fate of Toronto,!

LOSERS!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-KaR2mmifk0

This is one more reason why the rest of Canada hates you, Toronto! GET FUCKED!

 

[JJLiautaud]

Leaf status: Raked

 

[Phillip Green]

Wild game. Wild series. Wild post-season.

Honestly I think the Jays played better through the entire series, with pitching so much better than I expected, but they just couldn't close the deal.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Good WS, the post season as a whole was really good too on the AL side, NL side was pretty bad, Cubs-Brewers was good that's about it. All in all I am moderately content with the ending.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

The Opening to Monday's Glenn Beck show might be funny to listen to if you are a Dodger's fan, Glenn's Side Kick Stu is a rabid Blue Jays fan so he must be utterly sneeding right now and Glenn is probably going to rub his face in this first thing.

 

[Randy Lahey]

SUFFAH TORONTO

 

[Meat Target]

The Maple Syrup Jew fears the Samurai.

The Power of God and Anime compels the Fucking Leaf to bow.


ETA: lol, someone's shooting fireworks in my neighborhood. I live about 2,000 miles from either city.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Man, if Kirk wasn't a slow fat fuck he maybe he could have made that. Shame.

 

[Leaf Wage Slave Jr]

And now we prepare for Boomer Malding and cries that “It’s a Mickey Mouse Ring” because Deferred Money.

Look I was rooting for the Jays, but fuck me they just couldn’t close out the game - yeah they were punching above their weight, but if you can’t close out the game it doesn’t matter. You can’t leave a team like the Dodgers an inch.

 

[Escalating Violence]

Blue Jays? More like Blew the game!

More like Blue Gays

 

[Zaryiu2]

But seriously, being a Canadian doesn't mean we automatically like the Jays... it's just fuck my life, it's the only team in the MLB up here and it has to be in the city the rest of Canada hates

And now we prepare for Boomer Malding and cries that “It’s a Mickey Mouse Ring” because Deferred Money.

Look I was rooting for the Jays, but fuck me they just couldn’t close out the game - yeah they were punching above their weight, but if you can’t close out the game it doesn’t matter. You can’t leave a team like the Dodgers an inch.

Or they can be like me and Malding over the fact they didn't want a repeat champion

 

[Delany's Donkey]

just 2 measly little outs Canada!

Sad! Pathetic!

 

[Grundlejungle]

Get fucked mapleniggers. USA USA USA USA

 

[Hot Potato]

Blue Jays are the biggest chokers to ever play baseball. Truly impressive how bad their bats got late in games this series.

 

[Just_Somebody]

Good game overall, but ooof the Jays fucking choked at the end. It was almost in their grasp, and they had to fuck it up.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Ending it on a double play is hype as shit too. My Rankings go like this.

Best

1. Walkoff
2. Double/Triple play
3. Strike Out Swinging
4. Caught Stealing
5. Strike Out Looking
6. Groundout
7. Fly Out
8. Foul Out

Worst

 

[George Lucas]

I like this Rojas guy. Hope they keep him on for another season. Also glad to see Pages redeem himself. Farewell to Kershaw, the time of the Yoshi has come.