Lolcow Bennie Kruger / HighMirandaMain / BennieCosgrover - Russell Greers Final Form - Celebrity Stalker, Cosgrover, Truck Loving Autist, Maybe Dan Schneider??

[DespotCTM]

And he's only 29? Dude looks well into his 40s

 

[The Fool]

And he's only 29? Dude looks well into his 40s

Creepy/stupid people usually look old/ugly due to their shit genes that not only makes a bad body but a broken mind, too. That's why there's no such thing as an attractive lolcow.

 

[Cripple]

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The best I can do atm, from his instragram profile pic

edit: not the best I can do, lol. He just added me for some reason

We have Mama Kruger, Bennie, his dad, and his brother
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IMO, his brother is more attractive than he is (albeit a little overweight). Maybe the source of his insecuity?

 

[peep_show]

And he's only 29? Dude looks well into his 40s

IMO, his brother is more attractive than he is (albeit a little overweight). Maybe the source of his insecuity?

Wow, he really does look like he's in his 40's. WTF do you have to do to yourself to end up looking that haggard that young?

And yep, the brother looks a lot more assertive (and a bit lowbrow bogan) than Bennie- I wonder what he thinks of his brother's shenanigans.

 

[Nat Soc Justice Warrior]

Miranda, I Bennie sexually love you. Of fucks. Btw I'm a bit paralegal stud and have sued many famous celebrities. Please let me see your teeth.

 

[SwattedKat]

Russell has some fierce competition for most terrifying lolcow.

 

[Blue Footed Boobies]

So, wait, is he in the US now? The initial post says he's from South Africa, and the initial tweets seem to imply that he lives there, but then the truck tweets seem to imply that he's in the USA.

The background in the beach photo looks like local beachfront, I'm pretty sure I recognise the buildings although there has been more construction in the area since . The odd phrasing and incorrect tenses he uses is a South African thing, it's typical of an Afrikaans speaker translating to English.