Best time you ever owned the libs..

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

For example one time I got a scammer on my phone with some middle eastern accent so i told him just because of him i was now supporting isreal.



what was the best time in your life when you owned the libs?

 

[Pissmaster]

whenever I buy shit at the store and the cashier asks for my phone number i always give them the phone number to Trump Plaza Hotel & Casino so if they look up the number they'll get so triggered they'll scream!!!!!! XDXDXD

 

[Shidoen]

I told one of those women with the round glasses that says stupid things that she’s stupid.

 

[Alcoholocaust II]

I furius masterbutong in mcdondal;
rasterom

 

[The Luigi Player]

I told them I was a straight white cis male and said nigger when dressed up as a monkey (I threw a banana at them) and ran away with 5 sacks of pennies!

#OwnedLiberals

 

[Whatevermancer]

I bought 100 copies of that Harry Potter game to show libtards that their "boycott" is useless.
Left wing: destroyed!

 

[RACISM]

No matter how much they try to destroy me, they can not do it.

 

[rel=alternate]

Everyday.

By ignoring everything they care about. Just not addressing it at all, or care, or change my speech or attitude. I don't fight anybody about it, because I really don't think it matters what retarded/deviant people think. I don't respect them enough to give them the time of the day, and they can't do shit about it.

Then I come here and complain about atrocious shit I self inflict on myself, for some masochist reasons I can't begin to understand.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

lmao libs owned!!

I saw some girl with a hillary shirt, and to own that lib, I lit her ass on fire! she was running around yelling she was owned so bad!

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Any time i fuck a danger hair after telling her about Europe and saying positive shit about communism and speak a few different languages in front of her. Great success every time.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Some polling group once called me and I told them I didn't support...

OBUMMER

 

[Shidoen]

lmao libs owned!!

I saw some girl with a hillary shirt, and to own that lib, I lit her ass on fire! she was running around yelling she was owned so bad!

Curious lib, you called the police when I lit you on fire

 

[Justtocheck]

I'm a lib and I've never been owned because my opinions are consistently right and I'm on the correct side of history.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Libtard wanted to steal my puckins so I blew his fuckin head off with a shotgun. simple as

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Some faggot friend of a friend, prissy fuck, was talking about being a feminist or something and I snorted at him and said “Good for you” and everyone laughed and clapped.

All true except for the clapping

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Tbh I don't really encounter many aggressive liberals.

The fanatic lefties I hear about from other people irl seem to be owned pretty hard by reality though, so I think the situation is under control.

 

[Executive Petrel]

I will never be a woman as hard as they are trying to groom me.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

One time I enslaved a liberal and had him cut my grass and water me plants. I guess you could say I owned him - as property.

Another time someone asked me if I supported abortion and I replied with, “Yeah, definitely, if I could go back in time and abort you I would totally do that.”

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

I bought Hogwart's Legacy
Up yours woke moralists

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

Some polling group once called me and I told them I didn't support...

OBUMMER

O'nick kerr was obviously already taken