Black People Names - What’s the best/funniest name you’ve seen in the basketball community

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Not sure if this is urban legend, real or a joke (all are plausible), but in high school it was said that there were black twins at one of the black schools called "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello." I swear someone brought in like their brother's yearbook from that school and there they were, but that could be a fake memory.

Also, they were pronounced like nigger french, like Lamongelo (like the gelo in tangelo) instead of just like lemon jello.
 
Forget a unique name to make them feel special, these names are going to make sure their resumes go into the trash.
 
Ebony is a fairly common nigger name, and it always makes me laugh. Fucking idiots think they're being clever by naming their kids a synonym for black. It's the equivalent of an Asian naming themselves "Yeller" or a Mexican "Café."
 
Mac Monster said:
Ebony is a fairly common nigger name, and it always makes me laugh. Fucking idiots think they're being clever by naming their kids a synonym for black. It's the equivalent of an Asian naming themselves "Yeller" or a Mexican "Café."
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It's even funnier when they spell it as Ebonee, just to make it more "exotic" and "unique", while it makes you look mess mature in reality. The fact that it resembles in the infamous Stefonknee, doesn't help either.
 
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I have observed the names Shalander, Ijanik, and Shyquaneesha-Joy printed on attendance forms. One named Jorel confirmed that his dad was indeed a big Superman fan.

I'm now really wanting a staff member to change my username to Shartavious after seeing it on the previous page.
 
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