Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[REGENDarySumanai]

Being against the Spider-Man story line "One More Day", where Peter gave away his marriage of Mary Jane Watson to Mephisto to save his Aunt May.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_One_More_Day

Of all the stupid shit Joe Quesadilla did in comics, this is arguably the most stupid. Only a mad man would write this.

 

[King Dead]

Xtermination!! GenoXide!!!

Man, this is grinding my gears something fierce.

There are plenty of people besides "an extremely small minority of weird losers" who are realizing that yes, they do in fact wish the old internet was still around. The centralization of the majority of internet traffic into a handful of giant social media sites means that you are at the whims of megacorps who will decide what you can and cannot do. These companies got the way they did not through the free market, but through shady corporate dealings and massive amounts of free capital, building up gigantic platforms using huge amounts of resources that starved off the competition. If Congress had any balls, they would have levied antitrust law against Big Tech years ago, but they're in their pockets too.

Kiwi Farms is a small microcosm of what the internet used to be: a place where people can post what they want, when they want (as long as it's legal, of course). We speak our minds, we shittalk each other, we laugh and have fun. I don't think I've been a regular user of a better site in my many years online. And look at how much effort goes to putting us in the ground, to prevent us from speaking our mind on our own little corner of cyberspace, on a forum that people in the social media bubble would never know of because they don't know of anything more than their tiny walled gardens. If it were up to Bob, forums like this would never be able to exist.

The old internet didn't die, Bob. Faggots like Zuckerberg and Jobs murdered it.

 

[Positron]

Bobby and co. should ask themselves why should they care so much about a platform they've certified dead at least since last November. Do people who matter still use Twitter? If they still do, why? If they don't, why should they give a fuck what Musk does with it?

You can't even imagine how confusing it is to a non-properly evolved non-person like me, because when it comes to Oliver Anthony's song, suddenly Twitter people are "normal folks".


Oliver Anthony talks about junk food.

I dunno. Some people wrote whole books about Beyoncé, and I don't hear a single symbol or metaphor in those "songs".

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California forces college profs, regardless of their discipline, to teach DEI. Archive of article.

The regulations explicitly require professors to pledge allegiance to contested ideological viewpoints. Professors must 'acknowledge' that “cultural and social identities are diverse, fluid, and intersectional,” and they must develop “knowledge of the intersectionality of social identities and the multiple axes of oppression that people from different racial, ethnic, and other minoritized groups face.” Faculty performance and tenure will be evaluated based on professors’ commitment to and promotion of the government’s viewpoints."​

My quote indicates that DEI doesn't mean helping students with dyslexia or other learning problems, and at any rate such students should have been under specialist help since childhood, and by the time they come to college they should have overcome their problems (or have special college staff to assist them).




I strongly doubt they had to use "pirated copies" of said books.

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Fucking neglectful dad who let her little daughter being hit by a car.

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Keep Believing, friendo!

Bobby is sour that WB doesn't bother to have press screenings of a film made for spics, in predominately-white Boston.


Nerdotic doesn't like Blue Beetle.





For many "artists", the fair wage is negative -- because they cost their boss money.

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Horny on main.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Xtermination!! GenoXide!!!

The old internet didn't die/diminish like the horse-drawn carriage you fucking retard and neither of which went away because of "Societal Natural Selection" (all capitalized because it's a proper noun I guess). The horse and buggies went away because of improvements in technology. Trains and vehicles can do far more than beasts of burden and far quicker. Society didn't wake up one day and go "Horses are for weenies! I'm backing Henry Ford!" The old internet didn't die off because of some great leap in technology. The only thing that's improved is speeds. No what happened is big corporations stepped in and said "People saying nigger and telling each other to kill themselves is hurting our bottom dollar. We need to stop this or else advertisers won't give us money." Fuckheads with something to gain championed the sanitation of the internet to enrich themselves as victims and/or get back at people who've made fun of them. The internet became a product, you fucking consoomer. The internet is objectively worse and smaller now because of it. This is why Bob cannot swear in his tweets and tries in vain to convince people "it's all for the lols lol". This is why Jim Sterling's videos get demonetized because he talks about anal fisting in a video about video games. This is why Bob has to reupload so many of his rehashed garbage concoctions because media companies make youtube/google/alphabet more money than Bob's 3 hours of complaining about WB ever will. All of them were warned about this and they smugly laughed as wrong thinkers were kicked off the major platforms. This is the stinking bed they all chose to lay in and none of us have an obligation to save them from themselves.

"I don't block people so I don't have to see them. I block people so they can't see what I say and make fun of me using exactly what I said!" Transparent little bitch.

Matt Damon upbraids a journo who dare suggest the reason he works hard is job security. "It's MBA thinking...an intrinsically paternalistic view of a much more complex problem. It's like saying a teacher is gonna get lazy if they have tenure. A teacher wants to teach; why else would they take a shitty salary and really long hours?"

Because they can't do anything else Matt. Long gone are the days of virtuous teacher who wants to inspire a new generation. Now we have an entire sect of public servants who are upset that parents dare say that they know better about raising their children the agent of the government do. They don't teach. They read from an approved text book from a text book company, assignments are done online, and a computer grades them. Teachers are brainwashing babysitters now. A teacher that gets tenure means they cannot get fired for being a worthless piece of shit. It's why it's so highly valued. No teacher or professor gets tenure and wants to continue to put in long hours, assuming they were doing that in the first place. They're nigh invulnerable now.

These people are as dumb as the characters they write.

Reminder that 2-4 weeks ago that Joe Russo was strutting around like cock rooster because the AMPTP held a meeting with them at 4PM on a Friday and that somehow meant they were going to cave. Dumb indeed and getting desperate. Suffer writer. Suffer.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Of all the stupid shit Joe Quesadilla did in comics, this is arguably the most stupid. Only a mad man would write this.

1st girl they tried to replace MJ with after OMD was Carlie Cooper. Guess what Joe Quesada's Daughter's name is?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bobby and co. should ask themselves why should they care so much about a platform they've certified dead at least since last November. Do people who matter still use Twitter? If they still do, why? If they don't, why should they give a fuck what Musk does with it?

Ok Bob. You don't really care about China building these:


Literal supercarriers, because they buy Star Wars tickets, but the moment the Block button gets removed, real shit. Bob if you say shit, people should be able to hear it, even if they can't comment on it, which is what the mute is for.

Oliver Anthony talks about junk food.

I dunno. Some people wrote whole books about Beyoncé, and I don't hear a single symbol or metaphor in those "songs".

Bob, where's the lie like you're claiming? Junk food IS cheaper on average than healthy food. They fill it full of corn syrup and it fattens you up. You're just mad because you eat a bit too many little Debbys.

I strongly doubt they had to use "pirated copies" of said books.

While I'm not a piracy bad type of guy, why is Meta not paying when they have more than enough cash? They're the ones pushing copyright laws only to then flaunt it. Hypocrites.

Horny on main.

Bob look, it's not that they aren't hot or whatever, it's that you're posting it on your main timeline. Actually go outside bro. Stop that yellow fever lust.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Ok Bob. You don't really care about China building these:

Cue the meme about copying someone's homework but making sure it looks different.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Cue the meme about copying someone's homework but making sure it looks different.

Almost how Disney keeps making live action reboots! No wonder the Chinese love the rat

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Man, this is grinding my gears something fierce.

There are plenty of people besides "an extremely small minority of weird losers" who are realizing that yes, they do in fact wish the old internet was still around. The centralization of the majority of internet traffic into a handful of giant social media sites means that you are at the whims of megacorps who will decide what you can and cannot do. These companies got the way they did not through the free market, but through shady corporate dealings and massive amounts of free capital, building up gigantic platforms using huge amounts of resources that starved off the competition. If Congress had any balls, they would have levied antitrust law against Big Tech years ago, but they're in their pockets too.

Kiwi Farms is a small microcosm of what the internet used to be: a place where people can post what they want, when they want (as long as it's legal, of course). We speak our minds, we shittalk each other, we laugh and have fun. I don't think I've been a regular user of a better site in my many years online. And look at how much effort goes to putting us in the ground, to prevent us from speaking our mind on our own little corner of cyberspace, on a forum that people in the social media bubble would never know of because they don't know of anything more than their tiny walled gardens. If it were up to Bob, forums like this would never be able to exist.

The old internet didn't die, Bob. Faggots like Zuckerberg and Jobs murdered it.

Bob's career and life peaked around 10 years ago, and both have stagnated since. If Bob had any self-awareness, he more than anyone else would want the old Internet back. That way, there might still be some clickbait sites around willing to actually hire him.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby and co. should ask themselves why should they care so much about a platform they've certified dead at least since last November. Do people who matter still use Twitter? If they still do, why? If they don't, why should they give a fuck what Musk does with it?

Y'know, nobody is forcing you to engage with Elon if you don't want to, or anyone you have blocked before. You can simply do what any normal person does and just ignore them. He already said muting will still exist, so you're free to continue having people disappear from your view as much as you like. The only thing that would change is that those people can still freely call out your bullshit, removing the illusion that your ideas have unanimous support.

Oliver Anthony talks about junk food.

I dunno. Some people wrote whole books about Beyoncé, and I don't hear a single symbol or metaphor in those "songs".

Hypocrisy in two screencaps.

In the first, the songwriter spells out a metaphor that all the lefties on Twitter were too retarded to understand. Bob says that he clearly wasn't using a metaphor and thus is lying about his intent.
In the second, some Twitter rando claims the entire song is a dogwhistle about those damn Yankees keeping the South down, with no evidence. Bob enthusiastically retweets it, thus signaling he agrees with this.

So basically, it's not okay for the singer to explain his song, but it's totally okay for someone who can't know the singer's mindset to do so. What else do we expect from Mr. Blue Curtains?

Bobby is sour that WB doesn't bother to have press screenings of a film made for spics, in predominately-white Boston.

For once, Bob might be telling the truth; there aren't any Blue Beetle reviews on the BOFCA website that imply they got a review out ahead of release. (I tried checking the Boston Society of Film Critics site, but theirs is pretty barebones, and I'm not going to spend time looking up every member's work.) I know this isn't the case, but it would warm the cockles of my dead heart if someone at WB was specifically doing this to fuck with Bobby.

Bob really is the endless consoomer, isn't he? He's already clapping like a seal at the prospect of the MCU shuffling along as a reanimated corpse, a wholescale continuity reboot ensuring it keeps going long after it really should have ended gracefully. He doesn't even realize how pathetic it sounds to be so damn excited over a concept that audiences might not be outright hating, but at least are growing tired of. I would like to point out that of the top ten worldwide grossing movies this year, the MCU has only a single entry. Even if limited to domestic, the MCU only takes the #4 and #7 spots, hardly the resounding successes of the past.

I would also like to point out how bad Bob is at math, as @Positron highlighted. The MCU started in 2008, meaning it's been 15 years, not 20. Unless he's referring to some bullshit with regards to the extra five years in the MCU timeline, but he didn't clarify, so I'm going to assume he's retarded instead because he is.

For many "artists", the fair wage is negative -- because they cost their boss money.

Y'know, the overwhelming majority of people who work on movies just show up, get a paycheck, and move on to the next one. They often have more grueling labor and longer hours than these pampered stars and writers do, yet you don't see them bitching about it. So please, miss me with the whole "abloobloobloo we make garbage and deserve more money for it" schtick.

Why's Bob so hung up on Dig Dug canon? I thought canon didn't matter, friendo!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob's career and life peaked around 10 years ago, and both have stagnated since. If Bob had any self-awareness, he more than anyone else would want the old Internet back. That way, there might still be some clickbait sites around willing to actually hire him.

He thinks it's still around and that he can easily convince some site to hire him because of his experience as a paid critic. Not understanding that it's said experience, plus his behavior online, that is hindering him.

The sad thing is if he'd never tried to join another site and just focused on his own YT channel after getting shit canned by Escapist, he would have been fine. The man was making six figure videos easily, even before his Pixels rant. But he was so out of touch and stupid he couldn't accept that he'd earn more money if he just kept on his own and did the work himself instead of handing half his earnings to some company who didn't give a shit about him just so he could tell everyone he was a paid critic. And he still thinks this way, despite simping for Lindsay and other female critics who worked independent, which according to Bob makes their opinions worthless if no one is giving you a check for it.

 

[Positron]

Journoroach proposes voting rights should be tied to how obedient you are to the state's propaganda vaccine, I mean machine.



A&N cannot establish the connection between the shooting and the fag flag. But then Scientific Thinkers gotta Scientific Think.

Another Scientific Thinker wants you to Scientific Think that half of Canada is on fire.

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Ecuador. Everyone who isn't a CIA plant is a Bad Guy.


Guatemala's "Uncle Bernie", progressive politico who endears himself to youngsters, has won the election. I don't speak Spanish so I don't know what the woman says.


The Right Side of History captured an Auntie Tom.

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Bobby tardfights Dick Masterson.



Then go to a social media site that allows blocking.




It is not poverty tax; it is carelessness tax. I ate a $12 overdraft fee once and thereafter I kept close watch to my checking account.

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What "stars"? I thought it is a cartoon?




These people are simply out of their fucking mind; I can't believe how mad they are at being called obese welfare queens.

Downtrodden machines got their voice heard.

Someone gave a funeral honors to a busted buzz-saw, to the song "The Sound of Silence".

 

[ChampFantana]

We are on Page 314 of the new thread, and Lardo Retardo has still never gotten laid.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I dont get it Blob. MTG is standing in front of the Iowa Butter Cow, a popular attraction. And? Are you two calling her a cow or something? Very fucking vague.

Another Scientific Thinker wants you to Scientific Think that half of Canada is on fire.

The winds shifting means man made climate change. Ok. That's literally the cause of all these disasters. Though Maui sounds more like homeless people starting fires in the woods. Guess we gotta ban camping because of some bums. Go full pod living.

Journoroach proposes voting rights should be tied to how obedient you are to the state's propaganda vaccine, I mean machine.

Now it's OVER 18, and you have to provide a certificate that you got the clot shot just to vote. For the defenders of Democracy, you sure wanna restrict it from military age fighting men. And OF COURSE the original poster is a Canadian, a cucked tyrant Robert can't but help but agree with. Should have fully conquered Canada in 1812.

It is not poverty tax; it is carelessness tax. I ate a $12 overdraft fee once and thereafter I kept close watch to my checking account

Overdrafting means you're either not paying enough attention or being a wigger. Banking apps are literally on your phone, it's easy enough to avoid this "scam" Bob". It says more about you bitching about it than the bank.

Someone gave a funeral honors to a busted buzz-saw, to the song "The Sound of Silence".

Bub I know you're making fun of the guy burying his grinder, but that costs a lot and he probably spent a lot of time with it. It would be like me wrecking your super Mario Legos we all know you have, and you not crying a little bit that your God has fallen to pieces. Heartless Bob, heartless.

We are on Page 314 of the new thread, and Lardo Retardo has still never gotten laid.

Chris got laid before Bob, remember that

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Journoroach proposes voting rights should be tied to how obedient you are to the state's propaganda vaccine, I mean machine.

"MAGA wants a federal Voter I.D.? That is so racist and obvious voter suppression! Also we should demand proof you are a good piggie for big pharma to vote." Truly a "tactics;targets" moment. I wonder how they would deal with the fact blacks are the least vaccinated demographic in the US? Or what would happen when you use their own retarded "oh niggers are too stupid to have proof of citizenship like birth certificates on them" to point out they lost their vaxx pass?

Another Scientific Thinker wants you to Scientific Think that half of Canada is on fire.

Very few people deny climate change. What people deny is the idea that we need communism right fucking now to solve it and we should all live in the pod and eat the bugs and pay more taxes to magically fix it.

These people are simply out of their fucking mind; I can't believe how mad they are at being called obese welfare queens.

Holy fuck that song really broke their fucking minds. They really can't stand the criticism of their system. I guarantee you the faggot who posted this hasn't met a single union or even corporate person in their life and just LARPs on twitter.

 

[WelperHelper99]

CCGVery few people deny climate change. What people deny is the idea that we need communism right fucking now to solve it and we should all live in the pod and eat the bugs and pay more taxes to magically fix it.

It's not that the climate doesn't change, it's what, if anything, is to be done about it. We aren't God. If it gets a tiny bit hotter, we'll adapt and live.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

It's worse than that. They will deliberatly make the issue opaque and alarmist to push ideology in place of any actual solution.

Compare modern Climate Change hysteria to, say, Ozone Layer fears.

The Ozone Layer issues and holes had a progression with logical steps and working plan. Why is the ozone layer getting weaker? Is it the sun? Earth itself? Humans? Turned out it was humans. We were making CFCs, which were reacting with Ozone in the atmosphere and depleting it faster than it would regenerate.

The solution was a multi-prong attack on the problem. Governments mobilized to ban and price out CFCs, private companies and industries were told and encouraged to find alternatives, and the public was told to wear sunscreen and lower consumption of CFCs and dispose of old chemicals that would harm the layer. And now we have almost fully solved the issue to the point the damage is almost completely gone.

Try and apply the same thing to the current Climate Change. The "why" gets bogged down because you are trying to explain a dozen different things, not just one. And the solutions are all over and never focused. And that is not even mentioning the stuff that is pushed that makes no sense, or the issues ignored to kvetch about CO2 and climate that are also super serious like pollution and waste.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's worse than that. They will deliberatly make the issue opaque and alarmist to push ideology in place of any actual solution.

Compare modern Climate Change hysteria to, say, Ozone Layer fears.

The Ozone Layer issues and holes had a progression with logical steps and working plan. Why is the ozone layer getting weaker? Is it the sun? Earth itself? Humans? Turned out it was humans. We were making CFCs, which were reacting with Ozone in the atmosphere and depleting it faster than it would regenerate.

The solution was a multi-prong attack on the problem. Governments mobilized to ban and price out CFCs, private companies and industries were told and encouraged to find alternatives, and the public was told to wear sunscreen and lower consumption of CFCs and dispose of old chemicals that would harm the layer. And now we have almost fully solved the issue to the point the damage is almost completely gone.

Try and apply the same thing to the current Climate Change. The "why" gets bogged down because you are trying to explain a dozen different things, not just one. And the solutions are all over and never focused. And that is not even mentioning the stuff that is pushed that makes no sense, or the issues ignored to kvetch about CO2 and climate that are also super serious like pollution and waste.

Pollution and waste is a actual issue. One with a clear way to solve it. Which is why it doesn't make money. But fear mongering about co2 makes tons of cash, and allows for control over the plebs by forcing electric cars and all this other shit on them. Yet none of them see that because they want to FEEL like they're doing something instead of actually doing something

 

[Mr Processor]

Replace "The working class" with "abortion" please.

I thought this might work, I wanted to leave the working class in due to the T-shirt.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I dont get it Blob. MTG is standing in front of the Iowa Butter Cow, a popular attraction. And? Are you two calling her a cow or something? Very fucking vague.

yes, yes they are calling MtG a cow.

The winds shifting means man made climate change. Ok. That's literally the cause of all these disasters. Though Maui sounds more like homeless people starting fires in the woods. Guess we gotta ban camping because of some bums. Go full pod living.

These retards are so stupid. Cooling would cause disasters too, due to winds shifting. And it did, too. Something something year without a summer coughcoughkrakatoacoughcough.

Maui used to be full of pineapple plantations. The reason it's burning to shit so fast is because of an invasive grass that grew up after the plantations were dug up. Guess what grass does really well in the presence of fire? *WOOF* Think prairie fire on steroids.

Overdrafting means you're either not paying enough attention or being a wigger. Banking apps are literally on your phone, it's easy enough to avoid this "scam" Bob". It says more about you bitching about it than the bank.

they're trying to paint it as poor people have NO CHOICE but to go into overdraft cuz they're poor.

I'm not rich, not even close. Even at my poorest, I've never been in overdraft. NOT ONCE.