💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

R@B6t4eh^cnZD% said:
Boogie is the type of guy to key his own car and blame his haters.
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That takes effort, work and bending down. Things Boogie does not enjoy doing. More likely he will side hit or just straight up hit something unknowingly and when he eventually sees the damage he will freak out and blame haters.
 
Did Boogie recently deny setting 300lbs as his goal weight? Thought I had a screenshot or clip of him saying this but can't find it. I've got about a dozen examples of contradictions handy
 
Sobotka said:
Boogie gets a new car...proceeds to film while driving which is what caused him to crash his car originally. https://streamable.com/c17ga5
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I hope boogie and Chris drive on the same road and kill each other and 14 branchland ct in a fiery wreck
DontEatThat said:
That takes effort, work and bending down. Things Boogie does not enjoy doing. More likely he will side hit or just straight up hit something unknowingly and when he eventually sees the damage he will freak out and blame haters.
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He'll sit on the hood of his car and claim a hater shoved a giant boulder off the roof of his house onto it when he shows everyone a huge chunk of car missing.
 
centaur said:
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What the fuck is this glub glub shit? This account replies to every boogie tweet.
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Sobotka said:
He has been saying that is his goal weight on and off for a couple years now. Think he mentioned that on a stream recently that he wanted to hit 300.
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Hi goal weight pre surgery was under 250, with the average weight loss surgery should give him he was expecting to hit that but hoped to do better and get to around 200.

of course when he stalled around 350 he revised the 250 as the average to be 350 and changed the narrative that It had been a success when in fact it had been a massive failure and he got no where near the median figure
 
Sobotka said:
Boogie gets a new car...proceeds to film while driving which is what caused him to crash his car originally. https://streamable.com/c17ga5
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Nice to see as soon as he secures a new ride, his first priority is still to break Arkansas's distracted driving laws. There's too many people on the road who don't change unsafe driving habits until they have a near miss or accident, it speaks volumes about Boogie's character that he ran right to his phone to take video while driving, despite his history behind the wheel. I wonder how long til the new ride ends up like this one.
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Chainsaw Juggler said:
Nice to see as soon as he secures a new ride, his first priority is still to break Arkansas's distracted driving laws. There's too many people on the road who don't change unsafe driving habits until they have a near miss or accident, it speaks volumes about Boogie's character that he ran right to his phone to take video while driving, despite his history behind the wheel. I wonder how long til the new ride ends up like this one.
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it's legal to use cellphones here if it's mounted to your dashboard for a one-touch reaction. However, if you just got your license and still on your GDL you will be fucked if you're caught. On your GDL, you can't even drive at night here.

If I was caught with a phone in my hand driving, that's a $580 ticket with 4 demerit points against you. The points system lets you get your license cheaper. Mine is only 25$ per year.
 
AssDust said:
it's legal to use cellphones here if it's mounted to your dashboard for a one-touch reaction. However, if you just got your license and still on your GDL you will be fucked if you're caught. On your GDL, you can't even drive at night here.

If I was caught with a phone in my hand driving, that's a $580 ticket with 4 demerit points against you. The points system lets you get your license cheaper. Mine is only 25$ per year.
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Just saw this on twitter, even tiktok saw what his twitter followers didn't and slapped Boogie's new car video with a warning.
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Last week: "I hate that I have to hide personal details of my life from everyone":

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This week: "Hey guys I just purchased this car. Here's the model, make and year of the car. Don't forget to check out two of my latest videos where I talk about my weight loss and that time when I was apparently homeless. Fuck it, I'll upload a picture of the car in my driveway as well because why not?"

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I've never seen a more obvious case of someone who has no friends and no romantic life.
 
The Corolla LE is a good but boring choice. The red doesn't help.
The electric battery will last longer than he does.
 
Something isn’t adding up, boogie said yesterday he bought a 2021 on Twitter.

on tik tok he posts that he always said he would buy one new car but this isn’t new , it’s had one owner who owned it for a year.

in no way can it then be a 2021 car.
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I know it's just a car and this is really mundane to a lot of you. But it feels really important to me and thank you for indulging me in that!
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Um.. Isn't announcing buying a new car just normal? Why does boogie feel like he needs to defend himself here for saying this? Did someone actually go "oh this update of your life is really boring, please go back to tweeting about your failed weight loss"?
 
derthballs said:
Something isn’t adding up, boogie said yesterday he bought a 2021 on Twitter.

on tik tok he posts that he always said he would buy one new car but this isn’t new , it’s had one owner who owned it for a year.

in no way can it then be a 2021 car.
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It's possible, new year models always come out partway through the previous year. So it is possible someone bought a 2021 Corolla last year and have already traded it in. Possible, but pretty unlikely.
 
DSM-IV said:
Congratulations Boogie. You can now pick up sugar babies more efficiently.

This guy is going to be dead soon. Legit no point in getting irritated.
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With the whores he pays for more like splenda babies (because let's face it they are at best a 5-6). There not pornstar level quality

We have Lucy Foxx=5
Grave Ghoul (decent tits)=6
Whoever that other one was= 4 (-1 for the kid)

This is subjective.

YaBoi said:
Last week: "I hate that I have to hide personal details of my life from everyone":

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This week: "Hey guys I just purchased this car. Here's the model, make and year of the car. Don't forget to check out two of my latest videos where I talk about my weight loss and that time when I was apparently homeless. Fuck it, I'll upload a picture of the car in my driveway as well because why not?"

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I've never seen a more obvious case of someone who has no friends and no romantic life.
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We all know he couldn't afford a Tesla. He loves to claim how wealthy he is. He settled for the best thing he could get which is this. Just like sugar babies boogie can't afford the best so he settles and then proceeds to flex. What a fucking buffoon.
 
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