💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

"Boo-Ghoul2988
@Boogie2988
@DFN_
i washed dishes in a mexican resturant for 6 months, i worked security for 3 years, I've built TWO small businesses. you dont know me"

He tweeted this ten years ago. Does anyone have any idea what he's talking about? Why in the world would a company have a 500 pound man as a security agent for 3 years when they could hire somebody fit? What responsibilities/duties could be possibly be fulfilling? Does he consider his porn blogs to be small businesses?

And in some older tweets he also says he worked retail, what is he talking about? Is any of this even remotely true?

"#firstsevenjobs Student Security Dishwasher Web design Search engine optimizer Clerk at a game store YouTuber Streamer"

"ya college campus. First aid trained and swiping cards at entrances to gyms lol"

"21 - homeless
22 - odd jobs etc
23 - started a small online business
30 - small business failed
Started lived off savings. Worked retail
31 - got super sick. Almost died.
32 - best friend supports
34 - disability
36 yt starts paying me
37 off disability"

"Tl;dr This is a very personal fight for me. I was homeless in this town back in 1996. Was on disability back in 2011. I have been poor my whole life until about 7 years ago and that was only because you watched my content. Criticise me all you want but I hate wall street scum"

In a tweet in 2015, says he was on disability "6 years ago".

"@Boogie2988
I can't help but feel bad. You know I was on disability when I started YouTube and thanks to you guys I no longer am." I think he started in 2006?

"Hey guys I’ve decided to take the Internet advice and get a real job Any company out there want to hire a felon, who is disabled, who can’t do physical labor and is mentally ill, with no degree and no work history for 20 years, who has an insanely bad reputation online?"

I'm having a really hard time putting this timeline together. I mean is there even a fucking point in trying with this idiot when he admits he doesn't remember what he's trying to say and makes shit up as he goes along? Where the fuck was the 3 years of security work in his detailed timeline?

How did Boogie hold down a physical job for 3 years? It's impossible to hold this fucker to task because he just lies every time.
 
CptnSnshn said:
I hate the poll, why even have it.

It's like asking who would win in a fight a Toddler or a Tiger made of flames, of course the tiger is going to win why fucking ask?
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And he was going to fight Sam and started "training" but then he lowered his expectations and decided to fight Ralph, but the caveat to fighting Ralph was that Boogie was going to wait until his doctor gave him a clean bill of health, so he stopped talking about it. Then 2-3 months later he bragged about how he got a clean bill of health from his doctor to try and own some fatphobic haters, forgetting that that was the caveat for him fighting Ralph.

Long story short, Boogie doesn't commit to anything because he's fat and lazy, and (mercifully) you are even watching him fence-sit opening his onlyfans.
 
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
Dude is seriously talking about the husband's teeth every other paragraph.
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Boogie was incredibly self conscious about his teeth. He basically never opened his mouth to smile, especially in selfies with other people:

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He quite literally cannot keep his mouth shut when he smiles anymore:

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My personal fave, the "dead inside" selfie:

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Dude loved his new pearly whites when he first got them, he thought they made him look hot as fuck. He said during his interview with Kati Morton that his teeth held back his potential with women.

On the topic of Boogie's teeth, he had a brief phase of blacking his teeth out in thumbnails:

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Sam and Tolki caught onto this and mocked him for it, so he stopped doing it. Boogie of course memoryholed these thumbnails by claiming he was toothless, hence why you couldn't see his teeth in those thumbnails:

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Odd, because in the video where he gets his new teeth, you can clearly see that he still has teeth:

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I also kept top comment in the screenshot because it's so fucking funny and the opposite is true.

When scrolling through Boogie's 2019 thumbnails, my above observations were further vindicated by these examples:

Self conscious. Closed mouth, even covering it in one thumbnail:

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Flashes them in every thumbnail after the procedure:

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I do find it incredibly weird that despite Boogie's physical appearance, it's his teeth which he was most self conscious about. He even says as much if you skip backward a little in the Kati Morton video I shared. He's still hiring sugar babies, so those new teeth didn't really work out with the ladies huh.

It's a long explanation, but it's insight into why he mentioned teeth so often in that story.
 
How long is Boogie gonna be losing weight? Well he's up two pounds. What a win.
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Wouldn't it be funny if I got paid to be a pervert online? Isn't that hilarious?
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Literally within the hour he goes on to do a "I dunno who needs to hear this" wise sage rant about killing your ego, a 50 year old narcissist with a onlyfans:
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Lugubrious said:
How long is Boogie gonna be losing weight? Well he's up two pounds. What a win.
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Wouldn't it be funny if I got paid to be a pervert online? Isn't that hilarious?
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Literally within the hour he goes on to do a "I dunno who needs to hear this" wise sage rant about killing your ego, a 50 year old narcissist with a onlyfans:
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He has one foot on the middle of the scale btw. People in the comments are congratulating him for either gaining 2lbs or not losing anything. He even calls that win :story:

Dunno who needs to hear this today, but Boogie is over 400lbs:

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Massa's Little Buckie said:
@YaBoi Does that implant video show the process of him getting his new teeth?
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I think so. I skimmed it and it showed him mid-surgery with no teeth and bloody gums. Fucking disgusting. They should've left him like that. I know he kept and used his rotten teeth for the Francis puppet.
 
wingsofnazirapists said:
I was watching the 2019 Titan of Strength clip and noticed something really neat, Boogie passed by a place called something like "Elias' Carwash" and then after failing multiple attempts to pronounce the English name Elias, remarked "is that in Mexican?"

Of course Boogie would think that "Mexican" is a language at 45 years old, just like how Canadians speak Canadian and Americans speak American. Just like how he asked in his e-begging video on October 5th if it was fall yet. Or like how he posted a shirtless video on June 1st saying it was "the first day of fat boy summer". Or even how he went on a walk, and after proclaiming he'd never seen ducks in his four and a half decades living in the Midwest, confused them with "gooses".

We joke a lot about this guy being retarded, but I posted it a while back and I stand by it - I really think that if Boogie were to take some kind of intense testing, that he would be found to be a mentally incompetent individual, or even have an IQ low enough to be borderline intellectually disabled, and qualify for government assistance.

It really, truly baffles me sometimes that Steven was able to graduate high school with the cognitive level that he operates at. He's incapable of even typing or speaking coherent sentences, doesn't know simple math (thought the difference between 2018 and 2022 was six years), and is constantly saying words he doesn't mean to say out of nowhere that are way off base, and repeating himself then saying "the um, the uhhh, the..." only to say the same thing again.

I mean he's a 48 year old man who thinks "Mexican" is a language, thinks Native Americans have literal red skin, and doesn't know when any of the solstices are. I would bet good money that he needed special education services in at least some part of his development in childhood and adolescence.
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The fact that Boogie is a bloated fatass, And I do mean BLOATED, 400lbs and 5 foot 7 is a fucking waddling beanbag chair, is all you need to know about his mental competency. He ate himself into morbid obesity and stayed there for his entire life from about 12 till now.

Ohh and his "peak" on YouTube? Purely due to a lack of competition initially and Dez later. Once she left the quality of his content took a massive shit.
 
Lugubrious said:
How long is Boogie gonna be losing weight? Well he's up two pounds. What a win.
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Wouldn't it be funny if I got paid to be a pervert online? Isn't that hilarious?
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Literally within the hour he goes on to do a "I dunno who needs to hear this" wise sage rant about killing your ego, a 50 year old narcissist with a onlyfans:
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I'm not my thoughts? I thought I was, fucking thoughts, gonna lobotomize myself then.

Ok retarded phylosohpy aside, this nigger is cheating the scale he only has one foot on it 380lbs my ass, he's Mega fat and I would not have sex with him
 
Seriously how come every time he updates about weight it's 380 pounds? Don't people realize he stays the fucking same? How is that a victory? Hey guys, I am still morbidly obese, just not as much as my fattest ever (or so I claim), isn't that great?
 
Kankichi Ryotsu said:
Seriously how come every time he updates about weight it's 380 pounds? Don't people realize he stays the fucking same? How is that a victory? Hey guys, I am still morbidly obese, just not as much as my fattest ever (or so I claim), isn't that great?
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I'm starting to think this Boogie guy might not be the most honest fellow
 
Boogie should just stream himself in his room with a bunch of pitbulls doing his regular routine (browsing for a new whore to pretend to be his gf or /fit/ for dubs and boogie dies) and every superchat is a loud noise to try to trigger a pitbull into attacking him.
 
Boogie just posted a picture of himself naked in the tub and told a fan about how his divorce made him want to kill himself on Twitter.

It's kind of fucked up that this is the norm, like this is just a usual Friday for Boogie. I need a break.
 
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