Faggoty sentence structure aside, these are the two lines that caught my attention:
My god, how many chances/retcons/do-overs does this fat sack of shit want? I had a quick think about it, and I can rattle off at least 3 examples from this year alone:
Example 1
Uwu I did mushrooms and now I'm a changed, honest person. I-I don't expect it to go down well guys...
This was of course in regards to his
now-deleted "Proof" video:
For such an authentic and "raw" video, it's a real mystery why this one was deleted!
Btw, most of the videos he's unlisted have to do with spending money:
But such are the levels of Boogie's retardation that he uploaded this
after unlisting those videos.
Example 2
The boxing match. There's too many podcasts, interviews and videos covering this. Between lying about how he was in a wheelchair, lying about how much training he'd been doing and the number of people convinced that he had lost weight (lol), this was no doubt one of Boogie's greatest chances at an actual redemption arc (albeit, a dishonest one). The dumb faggot showed his hand by referencing this though:
It's not a redemption arc if you call it one, Boogie. Such is his sloth and laziness, he has the audacity to call this a redemption arc. To this point, all that Boogie had done was accept Keemstar's offer for the boxing match. He did no training, he lied about being a changed man from psychedelics and he was grooming an autistic teen behind the scenes. Yet, he calls
this a redemption arc?
Example 3
The Turkey Tom podcast. "REEEEEEE! Tom made a video about me!" And so he does a podcast to finally put "all this shit to rest".
This was meant to be it guys. Once and for all Boogie was going to put all of the lies and misconceptions to bed. Except he didn't. Then he got torn apart on social media for dodging questions, claiming to have not watched Tom's video and not taking any accountability. So he unlisted the video and claimed that he'd upload it to his podcast channel (which he still hasn't done 5 months later).
Boogie then went on to impressively ruin his reputation further with the Dezi saga. It has been a long 5 months since Boogie was last given a second chance, but this time it's for real guys! Totally definitely absolutely! He is taking responsibility for everything!!!
I somehow doubt that Boogie is going to do that purely based off the fact that he went through and unlisted so many videos regarding his finances. Like bro, actual accountability would be highlighting these Magic unboxing videos and saying "Yep, I'm an idiot for blowing X amount of dollars on those Magic booster boxes. Real dumb of me after I (allegedly) lost my money in the crypto crash."
Boogie knows that prefacing videos with some kind of downfall on his end will drum up drama, views and revenue and that's why he's claiming that this video will ruin him. It'll be one enormous soft ball for this blubber beast to knock out of the park. Unfortunately for Boogie, he's probably going to be torn to shreds in the comments because he is that detestable. I can foresee this documentary manipulating a good amount of people, but considering that Boogie took less than 2 months to expertly turn away anyone who jumped on board during the boxing saga, I don't think the goodwill here will last for long.
PS. Lol at him constantly beating us over the head with the "I've ruined my life!', "don't be like me!", "I'm doing this so you can see what you shouldn't be!". Dude, it's one or the other. Either you fucked up your life or you're a positive role model for Dezi. I don't know how you can sit in front of camera and seriously say that you can help Dezi overcome her problems when you claim to have fucked your life up so badly.
PPS. The Clum doc is Boogie's Swan song!
Nigga what? Unless you're rapidly heading towards death as I speak, you will be uploading shitty Youtube videos until the day you die. You would've filmed your own mom dying for pity points if you could've been bothered to drive down to Virginia.
EDIT: He just uploaded a clip from the documentary.
This segment is literally a rehash of
the SuperSize vs SuperSkinny appearance that he made a decade ago. Boogie gorges himself with sugar and fast food from the moment he wakes up until the moment he goes to bed. We all knew this, yet he's denied this for years.
