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Someone points out the obvious about the Dez/Dezi 2.0 resemblance, Boogie addresses it (of course) and says it's mostly a coincidence but also nerdy redheads are his type. Uhhh, so which one is it?
He also claims to have had
eight long-term relationships, a figure I find doubtful unless he is counting sugar babies as legitimate relationships. Otherwise can't we count them on one hand? Black girl in HS, Dez 1.0, Dez 2.0, and... I guess the feeder maybe? Who am I missing here? The mystery woman his own age he dated for a while but had zero evidence of, and who didn't even fit his own timeline...?
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Someone comments on this figure, and Boogie comes back with this
absolute gem. You read that right guys, if for some reason you haven't been in 8 long term relationships by the time you're 50 then you've 'failed really hard'. He actually sat there and thought this up, decided it sounded good enough to tweet, speech to texted it, and posted it
Even if relationships
were your metric of success in life, wouldn't it be defined by having found and married/commonlaw/cohabitate/whatever for a significant period of time? And why 8 anyways? Why not 10, or 6? Well because that's how many he says he's had, and he's a success in his own head.
That's right Steven, a 50 year old divorcee with a nasty escort/sugarbaby habit and a handful of failed relationships, moved in a 20yo bangmaid with talks of giving marriage another shot after swearing it off previously... You're a real success story alright dude!
He is so insufferable. He loves tweets like these because it gives him an excuse to brag about how much pussy he's gotten. Unfortunately for him, he's full of shit and we can use his own words against him to debunk this claim. Let's humor Boogie and pretend we believe some of his stories:
1990-1997: Black girlfriend. Claimed that he and Dani met in high school and that he
lost his virginity to her at age 16.
Claimed they were in a relationship for 7 years despite no photographic evidence of them as a couple and
despite her having an abortion because she got knocked up by her boyfriend in 1993. Remember, we're rolling with Boogie's 7 year claim though. Oh wait,
Boogie says they only dated for 4 years here and then spent the next 7 years alone. But that would mean Boogie spent 1994-2001 alone which makes no sense when get to the 2001 part of the post.
1998-2001: I think Boogie claimed to be homeless during these years. No wait,
he claimed to be homeless in 1996, my bad. In
this tweet, Boogie claims to have been "friends with benefits" with some chick when he was homeless during his mid 20s. Even if true, this doesn't count as a "long term relationship". Either way, this 3 year period would only allow Boogie to have one long term relationship if it happened.
2001-2008: Boogie claimed he became
a shut-in for 7 years because
his dad died. Well, he doesn't explicitly state that like I thought he did, but you can come to that conclusion when you read those events separately. Not sure how a 587lbs shut-in is meeting women from 2001-2008 when online dating was in it's infancy.
2008-2010: Hit the Youtube lottery. Erm hmm, don't know what happened during these years, but
Boogie did write a blog post about a woman in late 2008. He claims she cucked him for his best friend and that they'd been dating for 5 months. Not exactly long term, is it Boogie? I suspect this might be the feeder?? I did find another
blog post where he blames a "nervous breakdown" for a girlfriend moving out. The date on that one is unknown however. Boogie also had a habit of trying to impress his blog-goers with how much of an alpha chad he was (nothing has changed).
2010-2017: Met, married and was divorced by Dez 1.0. This is one relationship we
can confirm.
2017-2023: Hired a spate of sex workers who he passed off as girlfriends. Longest one to my knowledge was the zoomer whore who lasted from Nov 2021-Apr 2022. You can write these 6 years off completely.
2023-present: Dezi! Everyone's favorite dim-witted stoner with 0 personality. She's probably some kind of sex worker, but we'll have to wait a bit for that to be confirmed.
So as you can see, Boogie has one confirmed long term relationship. If we're being generous, we can count the black girlfriend as another. He only met Dezi in June (according to him...), so under this technicality, she doesn't even count as an LTR. I think Boogie forgets that his life has been so terminally online and he's divulged so many details that you can somewhat effortlessly conjure up a timeline like this if you know what to look for. Would love to know who these other 6 mystery women are!
And as a final note, this just goes to show how out of touch with reality Boogie is. It's like how he thinks spending 7K per month is normal or how
pubic hair is where a woman's stomach is. Oh yeah, 8 long term relationships is totally the standard and if you haven't had 8 long term relationships,
there's something wrong with you!!!! What a fat, terminally online retard. No Boogie, that isn't the norm. Assuming you're aiming to get married by your early 30's, you'd probably have 3-5 before settling down. Dating someone for a few months doesn't count. Whores do not count. Whatever your arrangement is with Dezi doesn't count. Besides, everyone is different. You might even end up marrying your first girlfriend or boyfriend. Having a large resume of failed long term relationships isn't impressive like you think it is Boogie.