💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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Edit: incoming LowCow video with 3x soy faces "Did Boogie die!?!!"
 
thanksforthelaughs said:
Been lurking but holy shit this meltdown is glorious so I'm back in the fray. I've only seen others post parts of his whole breakdown spiel so I'm gonna post it's entirety here. Reading this I truly think Dezi 2.0 might've left him left him and that's what set him off:

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What a histrionic faggot lmao. Imagine being 50 years old and writing this shit. The cringe is immeasurable.
 
Iamfrigide said:
He will never commit active suicide because that requires a level of throughput, commitment and strength he does not have. Forcing others into a position to do this for him, however....
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I think he might be too fat to commit suicide. Not unless he can eat himself to death. God knows he's been trying on that one.
 
I hope Miss Forehead finds someone else other than Boogie.

Boogie is too fat to commit Seppuku as there is no sword long enough to reach his vital organs through his fat.
 
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A Gay Retard said:
Ozempic can now be had for less than $300 a month online, Boogie. That's only 20 of the $15 fast food meals you eat at least once a day, and they say that on Ozempic you won't even miss them. Losing weight would be the single most impactful move you can make to save your life, cancer or not. You'll wind up saving money if it results in you eating less bullshit constantly all day every day.
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I'm okay with Booger not looking to Ozempic, his consumption while he assumes it's a magic pill would deplete the stock for those who really need it as medication.
 
Imagine going on the internet and begging for money rather than just losing weight. They can pump him full of all the medicine in the world and its not going to save him as long as he keeps gorging himself. Literally every single thing he listed besides the supposed cancer can be fixed by eating salad and going for walks.
 
Boogie is having a mental breakdown because his "gf"'s payments are up, her parents came and nabbed her so she can start school soon with all of Boogies money, so now he's having a meltdown trying to get her attention but can't admit she left him or we'd all laugh at him. So hes doing this shit to get her to message him and trying to open up communication to try and manipulate her back.
 
I just realized... It was a day or so ago that streamer Ninja announced he had cancer. I'm willing to bet on top of everything we have all mentioned prior, he's partly doing this to gain some cancer attention his way since gaming influencers and publications are talking about Ninja's cancer. He's doing what he did when Etika committed suicide.
 
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thanksforthelaughs said:
Been lurking but holy shit this meltdown is glorious so I'm back in the fray. I've only seen others post parts of his whole breakdown spiel so I'm gonna post it's entirety here. Reading this I truly think Dezi 2.0 might've left him left him and that's what set him off:

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Fuck me, haven't been on here in a week and I come back to this? I've only skimmed this page so far and all I can immediately assume is that this faggot has had a total meltdown and is now guilting Twitter with talk about his mortality to make people feel sorry for him.

EDIT: I'm not going to scroll past this page, but I did read @thanksforthelaughs post with Boogie's Twitter meltdown. Damn, what a guess. Boogie had a meltdown. I wasn't even going to comment, but the meltdown is a goldmine:

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- He parasocially throws in "I love yous", compares his audience to the validation that he apparently tried to seek from his fucking parents of all people. Really nigga?

- We're retconning the documentary again lmfao. Yeah okay Booger, the WHOLE THING was an Andy Kaufman bit now was it? You being the villain? This is despite you saying that the documentary was your swansong and you revealing your truth? Now you're doing a 180 and saying "uh actually..." No, no, no, Booger. You don't get to do that. Poor stupid Boogie thought we wanted him to be the bad guy so he just acted like an ass to please us.


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- ARGHHHHHHH his terrifying cancer is back! Ackkkkkk noooooooooo! Not the cancer that only flares up when he's receiving backlash! Not the cancer which he said was under control only a month ago and didn't even mention during the documentary (because it's so totally real guys!). Nooooooooooo! He's DYING guys. DYING.


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- Cancer. Hey guys I have cancer. Friendly reminder that I HAVE CANCER. I know I stopped mentioning it for a while but I HAVE CANCER. Please stop being mean to me: I have cancer!


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- More love bombing. I love you guys! I will never stop loving you random strangers on the internet. Gag. Gross and manipulative, narcissistic behavior. You know he's tried this one on Dez 1.0, Dez 2.0 and all his hookers when they went to leave him. This and suicide threats.

- "Don't forget that I'm a victim too guys. I think I deserved better than this and, hoo boy, friendly reminder that I have fake cancer. I don't have long left! So from this day forward I am for REALS REALS REALS REALLY REALS ACUTALLY 100% FOR REALS TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY 100% FOR REALS TOTALLY CHANGING THIS TIME. Cross my failing heart, hope to die. This is it! This is my final chance! I am done acting in X way (Part 400). PS. I am dying of cancer and more love bombing."

- "I am getting off Twitter for a while" - So for what? 2 hours again like the other week? Lol. Classic Booger sign off after a meltdown of epic proportions. Just unload on everyone and make sure it's as dramatic as possible by announcing a "Twitter departure". Yeah, this won't last a week. Make sure to sprinkle in some more "I love yous" to just show how "unhinged" he's feeling at the moment because he won't stop repeating it. Nigga, log off and stop embarrassing yourself with this act.


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- So stunning and brave. Booger is going to keep on fighting. (Asspat bait: "Keep going Boogie, you got this, fuck the haters, you're an inspiration etc"). Blech.

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- Mmm, not sure of the context of this one. I'm guessing some cringe was uploaded with Dezi??? Nonetheless, no Booger. You uploaded things you did with your EX-wife (emphasis on EX, seeing as you referred to Dez Calouette as your WIFE) and Dezi to flex on the haters that you had female company or to show off what a nice guy you are. Literally no one cares what you and whatever woman you're seeing is doing for a date. More stream of conscious writing because like wow guys, I'm just so unhinged right now.


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- He is so insufferable. No Boogie, people hate you because of the first 4 words of this dot point. You are insufferable. The first paragraph reads like he just got dumped. Lol if true, not getting my hopes up but it could explain this current meltdown(?) Ah of course, mention that you were beaten and raped. See now I get what this is all about, it's just more retconning history and guilting people with the tried and true Boogie Sob Story (TM). It's quite fascinating watching him cycle through all the tactics. More theatrics ("I am ending this life being hated by millions of strangers"). Sounds like suicide bait and asspat bait tbh ("Nooooo Boogie, we love you. You have so much to live for" etc).

He finishes the rant by saying he was never smart enough to figure out why people hated him. Gee, that's just one of life's big mysteries, huh Boogie?


Sounds like he's grifting hard for money, so this theory makes total sense:

Lugubrious said:
Boogie is having a mental breakdown because his "gf"'s payments are up, her parents came and nabbed her so she can start school soon with all of Boogies money, so now he's having a meltdown trying to get her attention but can't admit she left him or we'd all laugh at him. So hes doing this shit to get her to message him and trying to open up communication to try and manipulate her back.
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I assume Dezi left him? So this is pretty funny. Really funny actually. One of Boogie's tactics with Dezi was to babysit her. She's not allowed out of his sight and she had to go everywhere with him. I'll gladly accept any examples of when Dezi has not been with Boogie since the "My Girlfriend Moved in" video from July last year. I won't get any responses because no one can provide examples. Boogie has had Dezi on the tightest leash since she moved in. I've never seen him travel anywhere without her. Boogie has been really careful with this one.

She has no car, she's been isolated from family and friends. She's legit been stuck to Boogie's crusty ass for the past 9 months. I bet she's asked to walk the dogs outside and he's disallowed it on account of some bullshit reason (It's too unsafe, Flaming Star will rape and kill you).

The fact that he's suddenly desperate for funds as soon as Dezi runs off makes total sense (can these timelines be confirmed actually I cbf, too much catching up). We rewind back to Oct 2022, Boogie begs for money, Boogie hangs out with a woman who looks just like Dezi about a week later. Fast forward to today, a theory presents itself that Dezi leaves and Boogie immediately begs for money via a Gofundme.

I mean come on, this is too coincidental. Dezi runs off maybe due to a lack of funds and now Boogie needs to get her back, so he's begging for money again. Of course he has 0 shame and not an ounce of integrity or dignity, so he's using "cancer" as the excuse for needing money.

Friendly reminder that Boogie claimed to have a "clean bill of health" just days before he begged his fans for money in 2022 and it was only a month ago that he announced that he was cancer free. It's so strange that after being given a clean bill of health that Boogie suddenly needs to beg his fans for money. It's so strange that after the doctors tell him he's cancer free that he's basically on death's door and needs money.

Sep 29, 2022: "Clean bill of health":

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Oct 6, 2022: "I need your help for money!"

Nov 16, 2022: "Guys, I have cancer!"

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Feb 14, 2024: "Good news, I'm cancer-free!"

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Mar 17, 2024: "My cancer is rapidly advancing!"

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WILD!

I will be absent from here over the coming weeks unfortunately. Seems like we're in for an interesting saga, so some quick predictions:

- Boogie continues uploading 2 videos max per week
- Francis returns (and flops)
- Boogie's current "Twitter break" lasts less than 7 days
- Boogie unprivates his tweets whenever he comes back
- Lolcow Live is on life support
- Some gay incident occurs between Boogie and Flaming Star
- Boogie launches the Gofundme, grifts about $1000 from dumbasses
- Dezi comes back due to this windfall
 
I thought a week or so ago that he tweeted hes living his best life and was happy?

PV doesnt just suddenly cause a downturn in health in a months' time. Dezi 2 really must have left to throw Boogs in a twitter meltdown for the ages.
 
A Gay Retard said:
Ozempic can now be had for less than $300 a month online, Boogie. That's only 20 of the $15 fast food meals you eat at least once a day, and they say that on Ozempic you won't even miss them. Losing weight would be the single most impactful move you can make to save your life, cancer or not. You'll wind up saving money if it results in you eating less bullshit constantly all day every day.

You won't do it though. You love eating and playing the victim too much, being a fat fuck is too much a part of your identity at this point, and the limitations your obesity imposes are an easy cop out. You want to be fat, Boogie, and you want to be sick. You wish you were as sick as you lie about being. What would you be if you weren't fat, allegedly sick, and picked on? Just a normal-sized faggot named Steven with no excuses for his shortcomings.
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Isn't Ozempic one of those medications you see in commercials with like a billion dangerous side effects? The kind of "dont use if you have heart problems, weight problems, mental problems, are pregnant, do not take on tuesday, 99% chance of seziures and strokes" and all that jazz? Not that I'm on his side or anything, but I think that would kill Boogie faster than the cancer.
 
YaBoi said:
I assume Dezi left him? So this is pretty funny. Really funny actually.
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its got to be right? i havent watched Boogie for long, but i have never seen a reaction like this
this meltdown is spectacular, he is pulling out every single one of his sympathy cards at once, i have never seen his whole collection all in one place
and whats with the "im not smart enough" shit over and over? is this a "feel sorry for me, im just like Forrest Gump" type thing? thats the vibe im getting
i dont know why hes so upset though, he asked for this
Boogie taunted his trolls with Dezi, Boogie calls it "trolling" but really it was just taunting them, Boogie doesnt know how to troll because hes not funny enough
taking those weird pictures where he is a slab of flab dressed as Jabba the Hut, and then more recently suggesting hardcore OnlyFans? who could have seen this coming...
thejackal2 said:
Is this what his fucking twitter bio is now?
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i made it a little more believable
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Wonder Dezi parents got her out of there when Boogie mentioned doing OF shit with her. They wised up on him just pimping her out and got her out of that relationship.
 
DocMorbis said:
Wonder Dezi parents got her out of there when Boogie mentioned doing OF shit with her. They wised up on him just pimping her out and got her out of that relationship.
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He's been pushing her to do porn for a long time. You know what I think is hilarious lately? He said 'non-nude OF'. C'mon man.
 
Hotel in Minsk said:
Reason being is that this whole "I'm actively dying" narrative is what he's decided to go with as a substitute for suicide baiting, as it achieves the same affect for him, or at least he wishes it did.
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And it also doesn't get him banned from Xitter or have welfare checks called to his house.
bravosouth said:
Something like this is what Boogie is referring to as a 'sewer lid' but are actually usually called valve box covers, they are also sometimes rectangular in shape.
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He probably doesn't even know what's in there because he's so fat and useless. If one of his pipes burst he'd have no idea what to do.
 
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