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Harley is a covetous Jew, a YouTube OG and WWE fan and in that order. There’s no way he wouldn’t have gotten a contract in order before announcing. There’s fuckery at foot.
Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.
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Harley is a covetous Jew, a YouTube OG and WWE fan and in that order. There’s no way he wouldn’t have gotten a contract in order before announcing. There’s fuckery at foot.
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Your post reminded me of InfiniteElgintensity's Blaha voice. Kind of nostalgic since he hasn't done it in a while.
On topic: he made a video providing legal analysis on Boogie and Frank Hassle a few years back and roasted them pretty good. I can only hope he releases a sequel after all that's happened lately.
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Does he still freak out? I don't really follow him much but recently I checked out a few of his more recent vids, and he seems drastically different than he was before. His partner (I don't know if they use the term wife for his partner anymore) is now nonbinary. I thought "Jasmine" now goes by the name Harry, but I can't help but think that part is a troll, because who the fuck would want to be known on the internet as "Harry Gains"? I'm drifting. Anyway, it seems like Jasmine/Harry has Richard on quite the cocktail of anti-psychotics. He comes across as pretty robotic and flat now. And he's HUGE now. Not like, Arnold huge... like, puffy huge. He just shuffles around in his hoarded apartment working out and doing monotoned "debates" (conversations) with people.
I don't know if that makes him more or less of a lolcow... but I can't help but think that he would be too flat for the show.
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It took 35 years for everyone to see the real Steven. Look at her face, she knew back then.
Her expression is very familiar to those that have also experienced the mentally draining, pity seeking fat faggot. Except his family and those close to him, also suffered the indignity of having their names tarnished because of his lies.
The moral of the story is that whether you knew Boogie in real life, were a former fan, S&T redditor or KF thread old/new fag you want him to die!
Big thank you to everyone providing running commentary, uploading clips and archiving. It has been a pleasure to read and seeing the vindication of the S&T regulars popping up has been amazing.
I did a little Boogie math and have worked out his daily calorific intake. He is a man who likes to hide in plain sight, the answer has been there all along:
2988 × 2 = 5976
But due to his proclivity to lie about absolutely fucking everything, I went ahead and tripled it to reach the true number of calories he consumes daily:
2988 × 3 = 8964 = FAT
2988 × 2 = 5976
But due to his proclivity to lie about absolutely fucking everything, I went ahead and tripled it to reach the true number of calories he consumes daily:
2988 × 3 = 8964 = FAT
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Speaking about blaha taking boogie's role on LCL, I'd like to toss in Charlie Z as a replacement.
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That's the first thing that comes to mind every time I see Blaha, and "smaller by the day" for Rich Piano.
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The air was still in Steven's home office, as still as it was thick, thick as the honey like blood struggling to run through his veins. This was a new feeling for Steven. Ubrindled rage as he stared at the screen of his monitor, suddenly abandoned by Daniel, Steven Bonell, and that dirty rat Mutahar. After a moment his computer screen went black, so that all he could see was his own reflection, staring at himself, running through his mind all that had just transpired, all he had said. Was it enough? Did he convince the masses he was the victim? His mind raced with the possible outcomes of this newest kerfluffle he has placed himself in when suddenly a glimmer shined from the black screen on his monitor. A reflection. A way out. He looked down and saw in his hand the vegetable pairing knife he's pulled from the cheap Amazon set for the first time.
Suddenly Steven was overcome with anger, remembering what Destiny had said to him, that he could never do the unthinkable, to end his own life. He chortled fatly to himself "This IS Destiny, isn't it?"
Steven would place the blade to his thick wrist and begin to push, this time deeply, he couldn't afford to go half measures this time, oh no Keemstar and Destiny, that fiend Mutahar would expect a show of this! He pushed until the thick buttery blood would release, ignoring the sounds of his childbride crying, was she crying over expecting him to emerge from his lair angry? Or was she just experiencing bliss from the Roommate that shall never be shown? It was too late to ponder. Steven's eyes began to grow heavy as his veins very happily expelled his coagulated thick blood from his arm. He then moved to make another cut "One for me... one for the hooker" he weakly said before it all went black.
Steven Jason "Boogie2988" Williams would awaken in an unfamiliar place. Laying on the floor he struggled for several minutes to get up to his feet, despite it being frigid cold here he had worked up a mighty sweat. Surprised as he looked around seeing hues of red flickering in the landscape. Fire raging in every direction.
Before Steven could make sense of this a cold voice spoke as a large creature stepped from the flames before him
"I am the ruler of this Hell, and you are home now, Steven. You may call me Satan"
Steven could only close his eyes as he understood. The horned monster unrobed himself before the portly man.
"Welcome to the Sub Club, Steven."
Suddenly Steven was overcome with anger, remembering what Destiny had said to him, that he could never do the unthinkable, to end his own life. He chortled fatly to himself "This IS Destiny, isn't it?"
Steven would place the blade to his thick wrist and begin to push, this time deeply, he couldn't afford to go half measures this time, oh no Keemstar and Destiny, that fiend Mutahar would expect a show of this! He pushed until the thick buttery blood would release, ignoring the sounds of his childbride crying, was she crying over expecting him to emerge from his lair angry? Or was she just experiencing bliss from the Roommate that shall never be shown? It was too late to ponder. Steven's eyes began to grow heavy as his veins very happily expelled his coagulated thick blood from his arm. He then moved to make another cut "One for me... one for the hooker" he weakly said before it all went black.
Steven Jason "Boogie2988" Williams would awaken in an unfamiliar place. Laying on the floor he struggled for several minutes to get up to his feet, despite it being frigid cold here he had worked up a mighty sweat. Surprised as he looked around seeing hues of red flickering in the landscape. Fire raging in every direction.
Before Steven could make sense of this a cold voice spoke as a large creature stepped from the flames before him
"I am the ruler of this Hell, and you are home now, Steven. You may call me Satan"
Steven could only close his eyes as he understood. The horned monster unrobed himself before the portly man.
"Welcome to the Sub Club, Steven."
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I haven't been following him as of late. If he's booted up with anti-psychotic medication then the outcome would be drastically different. He's not on HGH anymore either which probably won't help him being insane.
I skimmed his latest podcast and he's much more laid back, which is unfortunate because I think he would work fairly well in the podcast format if he would freak out like he used to.
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His brother wanting to enter the arena to protect m'boogie's honor and shill his abhorrant self insert smut novel was not something I expected to happen. But now I crave it more than Boogie craves attention.
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Vegan Gains is aware of Boogie and already hated him when the documentary came out
them debating would be hilarious.porkypork99
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get alan roberts...pleaseeee
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Good fucking morning, god dammit!
May that huge bastard RIP (unlike Boogie, who deserves to suffer). He truly left all of humanity behind.
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Rich had anger issues, but he was also on enough gear to kill most men so it's not exactly a surprise. As much of a joke Rich could be sometimes, he was mostly harmless and had some good moments.Good fucking morning, god dammit!
May that huge bastard RIP (unlike Boogie, who deserves to suffer). He truly left all of humanity behind.
It's weird to think back in the day Rich was sometimes seen as cow in fitness communities, when his biggest crimes were taking roids and selling supplements. It was a simpler time, before fatasses faked cancer. Can't we all just go back to the land of Dilmans and Ashida Kims instead of the abhorrent shit of late?
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great list. I would just add lowtierGod cus it allows for some phil sniping, he contrasts with wings physically and in temperament, it would probably actually make him look good, and he can talk shit.
Out of your list I would want jasonblaha. He has that “insane lies within lies” fantastical fabrications thing boogie does. He is veteran of the “powder wars” after all. Also despite not being as fat, he managed to somehow beat steroids and by doing them… and gaining fat..? He also claims to literally have a mysterious Chronic Nigger Fatigue type illness that makes him play WOW all day. Very boogie-esque. Too bad I think he is probably too pussy to do it. Maybe for money though? It’s not like he is rolling in it, and it might entice the woman back who left him cus he was a manchild.
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I don’t think he could manage the schedule or that Keem could afford him, but Jim did ask “What are you paying?” when asked if he’d (hypothetically) do the show. It would be great to have someone on the panel who speaks lolcow and can sniff out their bullshit.
Barring that, Keem should end the show. It’s all downhill from here.
Barring that, Keem should end the show. It’s all downhill from here.
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Kino. . Someone should edit a spongebob“5 minutes later” then the clip of him with the knife saying he will kill himself and the stream shutting down hahaha.
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It’s been said before, but let me say it again:
Fuck Boogie for spreading this absolute bullshit lie about how people who are going to suicide don’t talk about it. That’s as rooted in reality as Boogie’s “cancer.”
People who speak about the prospect of suicide in a matter-of-fact, non-dramatic way very often go through with it. Phrases to listen out for are an emotionally detached “It would make everyone’s life easier if I took my own life” and “When I take my own life, they’ll just say I was crazy and I’m okay with that.”
I’ve known two people who spoke like this leading up to their suicides and the guilt of their family members for believing the “People who talk about it don’t do it” trope torments them to this day.
Boogie, please stop talking about it and just kill yourself already. You will not be missed.
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If Keem wants another lolcow on the show, RTU or Blade seem like the best options. The audience often requests Blade as a host and RTU is currently peaking with his pathetic antics. Seems like RTU is struggling for money because he's too lazy to upload. The show might be too low energy with RTU and Wings tho.
The sombre voice, the half-closed eyes, the constant looking down. Seen it all before. Hilarious that Keem bought in Muta and Destiny and it all came unravelled. Just shows how fake he is and how quickly he'll switch masks.
But he managed to understand the really easy to pronounce "polycythemia vera" enough for him to go home and Google it.