Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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OP's a faggot.

Lurk more and post less.

 

[Naxxramaskid]

He started a liquid only diet in the new year and it lasted only a couple months after he lost 20lbs - standard affair with extreme diets. His body is basically fucked and he's now seeing the effects of his severe obesity.
Post from May: https://archive.is/ha4S7
Post from June: https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988...eight_loss_megathread_discuss_boogies/d43fl8h
tl;dr He's taking various medications for kidney issues, blood sugar, heart problems, hormone therapy and is looking for a doctor to give him bariatric surgery instead of losing 80lbs which most apparently want.
The only thing he hasn't given up on is the charade.

20 pounds in a couple months as severely obese person? that's nothing =/

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He started a liquid only diet in the new year and it lasted only a couple months after he lost 20lbs - standard affair with extreme diets. His body is basically fucked and he's now seeing the effects of his severe obesity.
Post from May: https://archive.is/ha4S7
Post from June: https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988...eight_loss_megathread_discuss_boogies/d43fl8h
tl;dr He's taking various medications for kidney issues, blood sugar, heart problems, hormone therapy and is looking for a doctor to give him bariatric surgery instead of losing 80lbs which most apparently want.
The only thing he hasn't given up on is the charade.

That's depressing as fuck.

Still, isn't a valid reason for thread.

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

20 pounds in a couple months as severely obese person? that's nothing =/

People that fat take a 20 pound dump in the morning. Remember when you see a 500 pound person it takes a huge amount of calories just to maintain that size, they literally eat 3 or 4 times what a normal person eats in a day. They don't just have dinner, they have what a family of four would have for dinner. That's is the pathetic thing about fatties like Boogie. He doesn't have to go hungry to lose weight, he just has to eat normal sized portions and the pounds would fly off him.

Glad other people have noticed this blob's phony 'nice guy' routine, whenever he says 'I love you guyyyyys' at the end of his narcissistic rants it's so cringy. He is not even a proper SJW as that would require adherence to principles no matter how wacky they are.

 

[creamyfanta]

For Boogie it's all about the clicks, and nothing but the clicks. He cynically plays both sides of the SJW/shitlord spectrum by using his obesity for emotional sob-stories while simultaneously using it's freak show value as clickbait with his Francis character. In one breath he will blubber about how hard it is to be what he euphemistically calls "a man of size" and the next minute he is playing a moronic fat guy throwing a tantrum. In both cases he is after just one thing: clicks and money. His heartfelt one-on-ones with the camera are designed to get all the overweight gamers out there to empathize with him and subscribe, he is just an all round manipulative and disingenuous crybaby whose only goal in life is money and junk food.

And the most pathetic thing about him is that he is a 42 year old man getting a 6 figure salary for sitting on his ass making YouTube videos and yet he still wants to play the victim. He is suffering from a "food addiction" you see, its not regular gluttony, this is a serious disease! (Funny how all these food addicts are never addicted to steamed vegetables isn't it?) Oh yeah and apparently his mom was kinda trashy and used to slap him around a bit and for some reason this forced him to shove Twinkies into his mouth all day.

His wife is still in her 20s and just quit her low paying job to look after him full time. Clearly she is just sticking around to inherit his YouTube bucks when he dies in a few short years. She is his enabler as he is too fat to go buy food himself and she is keeping him fat because the bigger he gets the quicker she gets his money. As an added bonus his enormous size makes the physical act of love impossible so she doesn't even have to service him. There are pictures floating around of her looking very friendly with other guys, and it wouldn't surprise me if Boogie was getting cucked. Even stranger, Boogie insists on keeping an old roommate in the marital home for some reason. Apparently this guy follows Boogie wherever he goes.

So basically he is disingenuous and weak-willed glutton in a sham of a marriage and he will eat himself to death very soon. When his channel got hacked and went offline the first thing I and many others thought was that he had finally died of fat.

Damn.

Someone's jelly.
He sounds like a successful youtuber who knows how to play the system to make good money.

And his Mango video was totes a classic when I was 15.

Not a lolcow.
Great job, OP.

Have an award.

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

Damn.

Someone's jelly.
He sounds like a successful youtuber who knows how to play the system to make good money.

And his Mango video was totes a classic when I was 15.

Not a lolcow.
Great job, OP.

Have an award.

Certainly not Jealous of someone on deaths door. I merely have an strong dislike of phony people. Particularly those who use emotional manipulation for material gain.

 

[chimpburgers]

Boogie actually makes a decent living off what he does on YouTube. Don't hate. It's more than assholes like red3blog have ever done with their time, and I actually feel bad for Boogie knowing what condition he's in.

 

[waffle]

I rely want to like boogie, but I also kind of get the "I'm obnoxiously nice to manipulate you" vibe off him sometimes but I can't decide if it's real or I'm just being paranoid.

He is definitely an over-sharer with his health and "abuse" stories, but I cant decide if they are an attempt to manipulate or just him being a pussy.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Yeah this guy, unless you can find anything, is not a cow.
Give us content OP.

Got excited when I saw this thread because Boogie himself is a huge lolcow, was so disappointed when I saw OP

OP's a faggot.

Lurk more and post less.

Damn.

Someone's jelly.
He sounds like a successful youtuber who knows how to play the system to make good money.

And his Mango video was totes a classic when I was 15.

Not a lolcow.
Great job, OP.

Have an award.

FYI OP was banned for being one of the many Peppy socks

 

[Reshiram]

I rely want to like boogie, but I also kind of get the "I'm obnoxiously nice to manipulate you" vibe off him sometimes but I can't decide if it's real or I'm just being paranoid.

He is definitely an over-sharer with his health and "abuse" stories, but I cant decide if they are an attempt to manipulate or just him being a pussy.

Pure manipulation. His Twitter being real time means you can see all the twists and turns in succession, making it glaringly obvious what he's doing

Damn.

Someone's jelly.
He sounds like a successful youtuber who knows how to play the system to make good money.

And his Mango video was totes a classic when I was 15.

Not a lolcow.
Great job, OP.

Have an award.

You do know a "successful youtuber" still only makes as much as a slightly above average paying normal job? His "successful YouTube" career dies every day, he made a video about it last year. His choice of "career" has also helped ensure that he will never have any reason to lose weight as he can sit in a chair 24/7 and die within the next 5 years.

The only thing he has to be jealous of is finding what appears to be a loyal wife who shares his interests. But due to his life choices he won't be around to enjoy that for much longer.

The a-log rating I assume means it sounds like I am glad about his situation. I am not. Loss of a partner is extremely traumatic and I am sad for Boogie's situation, and how his loved ones will be left whenever his inevitable early death comes. I'm just pointing out how he has fully enabled it himself and leaves nothing to be jealous of.

EDIT: Sorry for the double post. Will contact Boogie to see if he can deliver some dorito farts into my mouth ASAP ):

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

So apparently Boogie broke a chair sitting on it and literally busted his ass. This is the results of a 2 foot fall when you are 550 pounds! Boogie censored the picture himself, still you have to wonder about a guy who would upload a picture of his enormous bruised butt to the internet. Just what is he hoping to achieve? More sympathy?

Who took the picture? His poor wife or some medical professional? Gotta love Boogie blocking out his ass crack in MS paint and then realizing his crack is too big and going back to cover up the rest of it lol

 

[LillyTheBestGirl]

some medical professional?

Doesn't look like he went to a hospital.

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/818933570324623360

Also, this:

https://twitter.com/Boogie2988/status/818389983761432577

 

[NoStinkingBadges]

Jesus, this thread is more horrifying than Mountain Dew in the microwave.

 

[NG 070]

If he's too embarrassed to see a doctor, then I don't feel one ounce of sympathy for him.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Here's Boogie offering weight loss advice...He shows up about a minute in.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

he's 42, his content is meh, recently had a meltdown about drama on his channel, was friendly with keem before jumping ship with leafy and co.

content is the usual unboxing and rambling blog about weight, the usual fatty going on and on about losing weight even though they use a mobility scooter to whizz round conventions..

recently got hacked and sueing verizon or whoever his web provider is who gave the hacker his password

supposed to be nice and his wife is apparenty passable.

not really lolcow

To be fair, his weight issues can't be helped by the fact that he apparently has to wear painful compression socks and keep his legs elevated most of the time to avoid losing them to complications resulting from a catastrophic infection he had a long time ago.

 

[TheScooper]

For all intents , Boogie isn't a Lolcow (he is as large as a cow tbough) he is a pretty nice guy, can be entertaining , but meh most of the time but he does share to much about his health promblems but at least he is aware of them unlike most other people on this site.

 

[Stereotypical Badger]

For all intents , Boogie isn't a Lolcow (he is as large as a cow tbough) he is a pretty nice guy, can be entertaining , but meh most of the time but he does share to much about his health promblems but at least he is aware of them unlike most other people on this site.

If fat people breaking chairs isn't lol then I don't know what is!

 

[TheScooper]

If fat people breaking chairs isn't lol then I don't know what is!

Fair enough.

 

[Mechanical Hugbox]

Boogie is a more or less decent person
He's just a 40-something mildly autistic man with issues who is by all means doing surprisingly well, all things considered.
When you look at his flip-flop behaviour, thats more him trying (understandably, don't forget this is how he earns his money, not just a hobby) to try and stay in the good graces of his fanbase, and has generally worked.
He isn't a lolcow, not far from a lolcow, but still not a lolcow.