Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
What's Step 2?
Step 2 of Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 is the sum of a word/name/phrase derived from 'the key' of A=1, B2, C3...O15 or zero...Z26. Words/names/phrases with a similar total have a connect between them. For example...

simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5
English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8
gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1
the lock=74=T20+H8+E5+L12+O15+C3+K11
the key=74=74=T20+H8+E5+K11+E5+Y25
connect=74=C3+O15+N14+N14+E5+C3+T20
between=74=B2+E5+T20+W23+E5+E5+N14

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Here's an anonymous guy - GIFT_OF_GOD - who writes on gematria using the A=6, B12... http://waronsatan.blogspot.com/ . (He doesn't allow comments.) He does more harm than good with the 'x6 Code' which deflects from Ronald(6 letters) Wilson(6) Reagan(6), George(6) Walker(6) Bush Jr.(6), and Donald Trump = "Six hundred threescore and six (666)" using the Evil=48 Code of A=49, B50...Z74. I've come across several Right-Wingers who use this x6 cipher to secretly defend from Leftist attacks.

Read his take on Are Gematria and Numerology the same?
 
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Step 2 of Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 is the sum of a word/name/phrase derived from 'the key' of A=1, B2, C3...O15 or zero...Z26. Words/names/phrases with a similar total have a connect between them. For example...

simple=74=S19+I9+M13+P16+L12+E5
English=74=E5+N14+G7+L12+I9+S19+H8
gematria=74=G7+E5+M13+A1+T20+R18+I9+A1
the lock=74=T20+H8+E5+L12+O15+C3+K11
the key=74=74=T20+H8+E5+K11+E5+Y25
connect=74=C3+O15+N14+N14+E5+C3+T20
between=74=B2+E5+T20+W23+E5+E5+N14
What’s the gematria for ‘demented autistic rambling’?
 
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Step 2 of Simple6,74 English7,74 Gematria8,74 is the sum of a word/name/phrase derived from 'the key' of A=1, B2, C3...O15 or zero...Z26.
How can you justify using English in a Gematria system, anyway? The original operated in three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set, not closely relating to your full English key with 26 letters. Greek would be a much better choice if you'd like to avoid Hebrew.
 
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What’s the gematria for ‘demented autistic rambling’?

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Just more proof that Brad isn't Jesus.

How can you justify using English in a Gematria system, anyway? The original operated in three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set, not closely relating to your full English key with 26 letters. Greek would be a much better choice if you'd like to avoid Hebrew.

Brad doesn't understand ancient Greek and isopsephy would be too hard for him to understand. Nor would it ever come close to getting the numbers he's looking for. Hence why he just sticks with a child's cipher.
 
Ya, they are. How old was this woman that you never met, but she paid for your meal? How do you know she found you attractive and didn't feel sorry for you? Did you see her? What did see look like?

Man, you used a quote and everything. My good luck has really stuck in your craw, hasn't it. And the details really aren't that important, but because I'm in a good mood, I don't know. I don't know how old she was, and I have no earthly idea what she thought about me. Like I said, I never met her. You were the one that suggested it had something to do with physical attraction in your sad strange homophobic attempt to insult me. I just thought it was kind of this stranger- who I only know was a woman because the lovely waitress informed me it was- to pay for my meal unbidden and without any desire for thanks or recompense. I mean, dare I call it Christlike of her? Certainly more Christlike than you've ever acted.
Anyways, It was merely a singular example of the run of excellent luck I've been having since having cross swords with you.

I don't know about that. I do know the Christ has Judged and sentenced you.

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Oh, I get to be a Hippo too? Sure, why not. I mean it's not like anything you say has any weight or reincarnation is real, but in the off chance it is, a Hippo is a pretty sweet thing to be.
 
Nope. The Bible says nothing about, "St. Peter has the keys to the Gates of Heaven and Hell"; that's a dogma that the Roman Catholic Church adopted to reinforce its power. The Revelation 20:12-13 and 22:12 both state that the Christ returns and "Judges everyone according to their actions".
I see, I thought following the church's teachings was the way to get close to god... but I have another question: As you said, in "The Revelation 20:12-13 and 22:12: Christ returns and "Judges everyone according to their actions" - What if I don't die by the 2nd coming but earlier, like tomorrow. Will Jesus be there waiting to judge me? If that's so, I feel important!
Oh, I get to be a Hippo too?
I wanna be a Hippo. The true heirs of the land :(
 
What’s the gematria for ‘demented autistic rambling’?
Figure it out yourself. First, count the number of letters in each word. Second, use 'the key' of A=1, B2, C3... to derive a sum.

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I just wrote the following on http://www.ancient-origins.net/comment/30198#comment-30198 and copied onto FB 'Real Intense Bible Discussions'...

The ancients all observed 7 moving objects in the heavens: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. These were known as the sacred '7 Luminaires' or today as the '7 Classical Planets' or '7 Naked-Eye Planets'. 4 of these can't easily be seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can). There are 4 phases of the Moon roughly 7 (~7.4) days each, thus, the 7-day week & 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. The lunar year of 354 days + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Our Roman Calendar adjusts the lunar months to have 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 (7x4) days. July 4th = 7/4. Etc. Our English names of the 7 days of the week have 4 coming from the Norse gods/planets and three from the Roman gods/celestial objects. These are BIG examples of GOD=7_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
 
Figure it out yourself. First, count the number of letters in each word. Second, use 'the key' of A=1, B2, C3... to derive a sum.

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I just wrote the following on http://www.ancient-origins.net/comment/30198#comment-30198 and copied onto FB 'Real Intense Bible Discussions'...

The ancients all observed 7 moving objects in the heavens: Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn. These were known as the sacred '7 Luminaires' or today as the '7 Classical Planets' or '7 Naked-Eye Planets'. 4 of these can't easily be seen during the day/4 don't cast shadows on Earth (Venus can). There are 4 phases of the Moon each roughly 7 (~7.4) days each, thus the 7-day week & 4 weeks in a 'moonth'. The lunar year of 354 days + 7 day week + 4 days = solar year. Our Roman Calendar adjusts the lunar months to have 7 thirty-one day months + 4 thirty day months + February's 28 (7x4) days. July 4th = 7/4. Etc. Our English names of the 7 days of the week have 4 coming from the Norse gods/planets and three from the Roman gods/celestial objects. These are BIG examples of GOD=7_4 Theory; see http://GOD704.wikia.com .
So you’re saying you don’t know your own bullshit? :lol:
 
How can you justify using English in a Gematria system, anyway?
The English mystics going back to the Knights Templar in the 12th century used gematria in Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, and Old English. King James I of the United Kingdom and his 47 Bible/language experts were all Freemasons.
The original (gematria) operated in three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set, not closely relating to your full English key with 26 letters. Greek would be a much better choice if you'd like to avoid Hebrew.
I AM not avoiding Hebrew gematria, I AM well aware of it. First the Greeks, then the Israelites, then the Arabs all used gematria - they didn't have a separate numerical system begin to appear until the 7th century. They used, "three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set" so as to produce LARGE numbers. Leonardo Fibonacci introduced Hindu-Arab numerals to Europe c. 1200, therefore, Old English & Middle English gematria used the simple code of A1-Z23 (no U, W or J) because there was no need to use the alphabet to produce LARGE numerals.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Modern_English

@LoverofPi,

Your story of some unknown woman buying you tacos sounds like a lie. I'd say it has a 74% probability of being made-up.

You'll have 35,000* years of being a hippo. Do you prefer male or female? I want you to be happy!


*Synchronism: 11:23 "A water-tight fit" - Bath Fitters ad on CNN

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The English mystics going back to the Knights Templar in the 12th century used gematria in Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, and Old English. King James I of the United Kingdom and his 47 Bible/language experts were all Freemasons.

I AM not avoiding Hebrew gematria, I AM well aware of it. First the Greeks, then the Israelites, then the Arabs all used gematria - they didn't have a separate numerical system begin to appear until the 7th century. They used, "three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set" so as to produce LARGE numbers. Leonardo Fibonacci introduced Hindu-Arab numerals to Europe c. 1200, therefore, Old English & Middle English gematria used the simple code of A=1-z24 (no W or J) because there was no need to use the alphabet to produce LARGE numerals.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English
But you can't use Greek gematria since you don't know Greek. You don't know ANY language that was actually spoken by ANYONE in the Bible.
 
Figure it out yourself. First, count the number of letters in each word. Second, use 'the key' of A=1, B2, C3... to derive a sum.

that's not gematria Brad, that's just A1Z26 cipher. A shift cipher (Caesar cipher) is more advance.


I AM not avoiding Hebrew gematria, I AM well aware of it. First the Greeks, then the Israelites, then the Arabs all used gematria - they didn't have a separate numerical system begin to appear until the 7th century. They used, "three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set" so as to produce LARGE numbers. Leonardo Fibonacci introduced Hindu-Arab numerals to Europe c. 1200, therefore, Old English & Middle English gematria used the simple code of A1-Z23 (no U, W or J) because there was no need to use the alphabet to produce LARGE numerals.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Modern_English

@LoverofPi,

Your story of some unknown woman buying you tacos sounds like a lie. I'd say it has a 74% probability of being made-up.

You'll have 35,000* years of being a hippo. Do you prefer male or female? I want you to be happy!


*Synchronism: 11:23 "A water-tight fit" - Bath Fitters ad on CNN

Did you bother reading up on those articles Brad? You will see what English was back in the day.

Also, no Brad you don't understand Hebrew Gematria, you completely ignore the fact it exists. Also, Greeks/ Romans and the Middle East have their own Gematria which is quite different than Hebrew Gematria.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami, how do you know which step of the process to stop at? I count the number of letters in things and that gives me a number, and then I use the A1Z26 cipher and that gives me a different number. How do I know which one is more significant?
 
@LoverofPi,

Your story of some unknown woman buying you tacos sounds like a lie. I'd say it has a 74% probability of being made-up.

And you'd have a 100% chance of being wrong.

You'll have 35,000* years of being a hippo. Do you prefer male or female? I want you to be happy!


*Synchronism: 11:23 "A water-tight fit" - Bath Fitters ad on CNN


Would I be the same Hippo for 35000 years? I'd be quite the spectacle, then.

But your talk of deciding who gets reincarnated and what as has got me thinking... of all the forms you could have incarnated as, why settle for something as lackluster as Brad?

Oh! And if you want to cite a commercial about "water tight fit" as your coincidence, you probably ought to put your citation asterisk where it would be relevant, like in the part where you talk about a waterbound animal, and not where you rattle of a comically large number to try and make my punishment sound more severe.
 
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@Brad Watson_Miami, how do you know which step of the process to stop at? I count the number of letters in things and that gives me a number, and then I use the A1Z26 cipher and that gives me a different number. How do I know which one is more significant?

Whichever ends up with more 7s or 4s.
 
The English mystics going back to the Knights Templar in the 12th century used gematria in Greek, Hebrew, Arabic, and Old English. King James I of the United Kingdom and his 47 Bible/language experts were all Freemasons.

I AM not avoiding Hebrew gematria, I AM well aware of it. First the Greeks, then the Israelites, then the Arabs all used gematria - they didn't have a separate numerical system begin to appear until the 7th century. They used, "three sets of 9 and went up an order of magnitude after each set" so as to produce LARGE numbers. Leonardo Fibonacci introduced Hindu-Arab numerals to Europe c. 1200, therefore, Old English & Middle English gematria used the simple code of A1-Z23 (no U, W or J) because there was no need to use the alphabet to produce LARGE numerals.

http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Middle_English
http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Early_Modern_English

@LoverofPi,

Your story of some unknown woman buying you tacos sounds like a lie. I'd say it has a 74% probability of being made-up.

You'll have 35,000* years of being a hippo. Do you prefer male or female? I want you to be happy!


*Synchronism: 11:23 "A water-tight fit" - Bath Fitters ad on CNN


74 has 4 divisors (1,2,37,74,) whose sum is σ = 114. Its totient is φ = 36.
The previous prime is 73. The next prime is 79. The reversal of 74 is 47.
Adding to 74 its reverse (47), we get a palindrome (121).
Subtracting from 74 its reverse (47), we obtain a cube (27 = 33).
74 = T4 + T5 + ... + T7.
74 is nontrivially palindromic in base 6.
74 is an esthetic number in base 14, because in such base its adjacent digits differ by 1.
It is a semiprime because it is the product of two primes.
It can be written as a sum of positive squares in only one way, i.e., 49 + 25 = 7^2 + 5^2 .
It is a magnanimous number.
It is an alternating number because its digits alternate between odd and even.
It is a hungry number.
74 is an undulating number in base 6.
It is a Curzon number.
It is a plaindrome in base 5, base 7, base 8, base 11, base 13, base 15 and base 16.
It is a nialpdrome in base 9, base 10, base 12 and base 14.
It is a pernicious number, because its binary representation contains a prime number (3) of ones.
It is a polite number, since it can be written as a sum of consecutive naturals, namely, 17 + ... + 20.
74 is a deficient number, since it is larger than the sum of its proper divisors (40).
74 is a wasteful number, since it uses less digits than its factorization.
74 is an odious number, because the sum of its binary digits is odd.
The sum of its prime factors is 39.
The product of its digits is 28, while the sum is 11.
The square root of 74 is about 8.6023252670. The cubic root of 74 is about 4.1983364538.
The spelling of 74 in words is "seventy-four", and thus it is an aban number and an iban number.


704 has 14 divisors (1,2,4,8,11,16,22,32,44,64,88,176,352,704,)whose sum is σ = 1524. Its totient is φ = 320.
The previous prime is 701. The next prime is 709. The reversal of 704 is 407.
Multipling 704 by its sum of digits (11), we get a square (7744 = 882).
704 divided by its sum of digits (11) gives a 6-th power (64 = 26).
Subtracting from 704 its product of nonzero digits (28,)we obtain a palindrome (676).
Adding to 704 its reverse (407), we get a palindrome (1111).
It is a Harshad number since it is a multiple of its sum of digits (11).
It is a pancake number, because a pancake can be divided into 704 parts by 37 straight cuts.
It is a nialpdrome in base 9 and base 13.
It is not an unprimeable number, because it can be changed into a prime (701) by changing a digit.
It is a pernicious number, because its binary representation contains a prime number (3) of ones.
It is a polite number, since it can be written as a sum of consecutive naturals, namely, 59 + ... + 69.
2^704 is an apocalyptic number.
It is an amenable number.
It is a practical number, because each smaller number is the sum of distinct divisors of 704, and also a Zumkeller number, because its divisors can be partitioned in two sets with the same sum (762).
704 is an abundant number, since it is smaller than the sum of its proper divisors (820).
It is a pseudoperfect number, because it is the sum of a subset of its proper divisors.
704 is a wasteful number, since it uses less digits than its factorization.
704 is an odious number, because the sum of its binary digits is odd.
The sum of its prime factors is 23 (or 13 counting only the distinct ones).
The product of its (nonzero) digits is 28, while the sum is 11.
The square root of 704 is about 26.5329983228. The cubic root of 704 is about 8.8959203623.
The spelling of 704 in words is "seven hundred four", and thus it is an aban number and an iban number.

Really makes you :thinking:
 
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@:thinking: - your post is much too intelligent for this thread. It is very, very rare that anyone posts anything to Kiwi Farms that makes me want to write a poem, but now I do because there are like sixty bazillion adjectives in there that I never knew could be applied to numbers. (I'm thinking about maybe connecting Eve's serpent with 74, because of "odious" and "undulating.") My Google-fu is failing me on "plaindrome" (and "nialpdrome") -- for the former, it assumes I'm misspelling "palindrome." Can you help out with those terms?
 
@:thinking: - your post is much too intelligent for this thread. It is very, very rare that anyone posts anything to Kiwi Farms that makes me want to write a poem, but now I do because there are like sixty bazillion adjectives in there that I never knew could be applied to numbers. (I'm thinking about maybe connecting Eve's serpent with 74, because of "odious" and "undulating.") My Google-fu is failing me on "plaindrome" (and "nialpdrome") -- for the former, it assumes I'm misspelling "palindrome." Can you help out with those terms?

A plaindrome is a number whose hexadecimal digits are in nondecreasing order.
A nialpdrome is a number whose hexadecimal digits are in nonincreasing order.
 
@:thinking: - your post is much too intelligent for this thread. It is very, very rare that anyone posts anything to Kiwi Farms that makes me want to write a poem, but now I do because there are like sixty bazillion adjectives in there that I never knew could be applied to numbers. (I'm thinking about maybe connecting Eve's serpent with 74, because of "odious" and "undulating.") My Google-fu is failing me on "plaindrome" (and "nialpdrome") -- for the former, it assumes I'm misspelling "palindrome." Can you help out with those terms?

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Plaindrome.html
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Nialpdrome.html
 
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It's GOOD(7004) to see all you farmers interested in mathematics. GOD(704) created this Universe using math and global culture runs on math.

"Everything is number" - Pythagoras​

"A 17-year-old American landed a quad in ice skating yesterday in the Olympics setting a record." - GMA, ABC 2.16.18 7:15 (I didn't get the skater's name.)

@Monolith,

Fist time here? What's your story?
 
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