Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Bassomatic]

At this point, anyone booking Bam for any event is a moron and you have no one to blame but yourself.

This is like bitching you booked Andy Dick and he showed up late, drunk, and sexually assaulted a security guard.

Yeah Bams burnt a lot of bridges rightfully so, but now he seems in a good place. If he keeps up what he should do for both helping rebuild his name/brand is just setup local skate shop sign and skate days or something. Does a bunch of them hang with some kids who might get big later but show he can show up sober and on time. Then back into cons/podcasts etc.

Or just get drunk and fuck it all up again.

 

[ovenmath]

I thought he died or something. I've thought of him a few times lately when ruminating on middle school life and how retarded my middle school colleagues were because of jackass and viva la bam. Thank god I never watched mtv.

Anyways, glad he's doing alright and not dead, I guess.

 

[KweenKarlotta]

Someone on Reddit snapped a photo of Danni in charge of Bam's Money:View attachment 5664341

What a horribly unflattering picture. She looks like a tranny.

 

[TractorGirl]

What a horribly unflattering picture. She looks like a tranny.

Do we know she’s not?

 

[Constellationzero]

I thought he died or something.

The BEST favor he can do for his son.

 

[KweenKarlotta]

Do we know she’s not?

Look at "her" hands.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Honestly it wouldn't shock me if Bam ended up with a tranny, I doubt it'd bother him given his fairly androgynous personal style throughout his life and likely bisexuality.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Honestly it wouldn't shock me if Bam ended up with a tranny, I doubt it'd bother him given his fairly androgynous personal style throughout his life and likely bisexuality.

It was Don Vito that did it to him

 

[Constellationzero]

I think ol' Don's possessed him. Before he died, even.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Sorry I been neglecting my lolcow, I feel like a neglectful father.... damn guess I FEEL LIKE BAM

Retard tore his ACL. Hope the doctor is very vigilant when it comes to treating drug addicts. I wouldn't trust Bam with Tylenol.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Sorry I been neglecting my lolcow, I feel like a neglectful father.... damn guess I FEEL LIKE BAM
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Retard tore his ACL. Hope the doctor is very vigilant when it comes to treating drug addicts. I wouldn't trust Bam with Tylenol.

It’s over. How tf he didn’t tear it already is beyond me . Just when things were looking up, too.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

come on baaam I don't wanna get my dunk sunk

 

[Toy Soldier]

so this man tore his leg by NOT skating?

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Can’t wait to hear Bam tell the story of how he tore his ACL, word for word the same way, sometimes during the same interview, over the next year any time he’s on any podcast.

 

[Bassomatic]

I gotta say I know to not get invested in cows but a redemption arc would have been fun. Torn ACL are awful (I currently am rehabing a torn PCL so I can relate) the best and most fit decades younger it can be cripplingly bad.

Bam? No happy ending for sure. Sucks because he was doing well. Now the real show will be him going to rehabilitation PT and opening a shop to help next gen.

Oh who am I kidding it's pill thirty express train.

 

[Genma X]

Here is the video from TMZ. He tore his MCL while skating. Time to go back to rehab.

https://www.tmz.com/watch/2024-03-08-030824-bam-margera-1790791-951/

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Take note, guys:

If you’re elderly, obese and alcoholic, don’t try to skate

 

[Twinkie]

Here is the video from TMZ. He tore his MCL while skating. Time to go back to rehab.

MCL, correct. It's worth making the distinction because a torn ACL is a more severe injury that typically requires a much longer recovery.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Cue the pity party. Although Bam relapse arc is always welcome.

 

[Constellationzero]

Sorry I been neglecting my lolcow, I feel like a neglectful father.... damn guess I FEEL LIKE BAM
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Retard tore his ACL. Hope the doctor is very vigilant when it comes to treating drug addicts. I wouldn't trust Bam with Tylenol.

"Aw, maaan, hurts, man! Kin I get a lil' something for the pain?"
(Doctor taps dismissively on his tablet) "Uh?"
"Was in the ER a lil' while back. Back problems, man."
(Doctor issues hushed directive to his nurse. Still not listening)
"Only thing that stopped the pain was this...ah...can't remember the name."
"Mr. Margera, we--"
"DEE! It started with a D. Dildo...dieliebrum..."
"Mr. Margera--"
"It's right on the tip of my tongue. DEE..."
"NO."
"No what?"
"Sir, please leave. Take the tranny with you." Points to Bam's "woman" before leaving.

Bam: (Stares in the general direction of forward. One eye strays. Now the other slowly strays, reminiscent of a Jackson's Chameleon.)