Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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He's still a scumbag.
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But at least he's a smoothskin scumbag
 


It's crazy how much I liked bam aside from him constantly beating on his dad. I always waited for a day for someone to blow up on him and beat the shit out of him, but the worst that ever happened on camera was him falling off a little red wagon and breaking his tailbone.
 
The latest update:

EXCLUSIVE: Jackass' Bam Margera unleashes expletive-filled tirade on tattoo artist after being asked to pay

Bam Margera from Jackass visited The Apollo Tattoo Studio in Santa Monica to get tattoos done by Blue Mason. Blue claims that Bam got upset over how much he was charged and asked for discount

Bam Margera from Jackass was recently caught in a frenzy after getting tattooed.

Bam visited The Apollo Tattoo Studio in Santa Monica, California, on Monday to get tattoos done by Blue Mason. Blue has been a tattoo artist for 17 years and has done tattoos for many celebrities, but this was the first time he was asked to give the money back for his work.

Blue told The Mirror that Bam came in wearing a black Versace robe, sunglasses and "tons of jewelry." He wanted to get a tattoo of his fiancé's name on his face and his credit card number tattooed on his arm. Before starting the tattoo, Blue has his clients read a release form and then gives a consultation going over pricing and how long it will take. In this case, he told Bam one hour and a half to two hours.

Blue said: "He comes in and was like 'I've been sober for nine months, but not today. I put whiskey in my coffee this morning.' But [to me] it seemed like f**ked up."

He felt as if his work could have been better if Bam could have sat still and not go on many smoke breaks or moved around on the chair. Bam told Blue that the only way he would sit still and "shut up" is if he said "ooga booga" and when he is allowed to talk again, Bue had to say "un ooga booga." I said: "'Ooga Booga' and he puts his hands together, like he's praying and freezes up."

Once the tattoo was done, they walked to the kiosk and rung Bam out for a one and a half hour session when Blue claims the session took three hours.

He said: "He shot a lot content with me so I gave him a break... He talked a lot about his celebrity status and the people he hung out with, how much money he made and all the gold jewelry he has." Blue continued: "I rung him up for $700 for the tattoo time and he tips me with like $180-200 and leaves."

But Bam really did not leave, according to Blue. In fact, while Blue was consulting another client, he claims that Bam's friend came back inside and expressed how the Jackass star was "upset" about the charge and even asked for a discount. Apparently, Bam is "not used to paying for tattoos" and did not understand what he was being charged for.

Blue explained to the friend that he charged him for his work and time. He expressed how this is how he makes a living and this was "all laid out" from the beginning. Bam then reportedly came back to the tattoo studio and started calling Blue a "mother f****r and piece of s**t." Blue claims Bam even shoved his credit card in Blue's face. Blue was taken back because right before this, Bam reportedly told him that Blue was "his guy," wanted him to tattoo him again to get matching tattoos with his fiancé and overall had a good interaction.

It came to the point where Blue "just wanted him to leave" and asked a police cruiser to get him out. Blue did not press charges.

There's a fight video circulating that shows Bam in basically meth psychosis fighting some random dude except Bam can't fight for shit.

I screen grabbed it and tried to upload here to no avail, you can see it on Reddit here: https://www.reddit.com/r/LetsTalkBam/s/Gpz3nvFjtg
 
Well that sober upswing lasted...

Isn't it really fucked up for artists to tattoo people drunk/high? Like not only ethically but it doesn't come out as well because the blood is thinner or something?
Very much, aside the medical reason the moral one. People who do this tend to be black listed and or hated on, remember the farms it self made sure to shame the guy who tattooed ADF who used welfare for it and charged him, while he is medically retarded etc.
 
If I got my ass knocked down by a manlet like Bam Margera I would find a drug dealer so I could overdose on Heroin. So I think Bam actually gave good advice.

Fucking pathetic that he thinks his stardom entitles him to free tattoos. If I were a Tattoo Artist I wouldn't want my work associated with someone who looks like total shit.

Edit: Saw some people posting about it on Twitter earlier, but Bam is in Ireland.
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