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Bam kind of looks like the guy you see in every train station. You know, that creepy dude that looks at you funny, who's drunk off his ass by 8 AM already.
Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow
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So happy for Bam that he briefly was able to take control of his Instagram. The big telltale sign that his Instagram is being controlled by someone else (I'm guessing Nikki) was when this photo was posted.
Bam being nice about Brandon Novak? Horseshit, Bam's beef with Brandon has been going on for half a decade. Bam himself also looks significantly better so this photo must be old.
But I digress, as besides the new angry video my favorite part is Bam confirmed his own "Relic of Fail" the Laskian Striggoi journal.
"Tremaine can't take this from me, cause I wrote it some other way."
Bam is great, he truly thinks his dumb ideas for Jackass 4 are so legendary that Jeff Tremaine and the Jackass cast can't finish a film without his creative mind. "Laskian Strigoi" is Bam's secret language that could be solved via alphabet decoder ring.
Break free Bam! Be thelolcow Jackass you're born to be. Don't take your meds and write more insane shit on the web.
Bam being nice about Brandon Novak? Horseshit, Bam's beef with Brandon has been going on for half a decade. Bam himself also looks significantly better so this photo must be old.
But I digress, as besides the new angry video my favorite part is Bam confirmed his own "Relic of Fail" the Laskian Striggoi journal.
"Tremaine can't take this from me, cause I wrote it some other way."
Bam is great, he truly thinks his dumb ideas for Jackass 4 are so legendary that Jeff Tremaine and the Jackass cast can't finish a film without his creative mind. "Laskian Strigoi" is Bam's secret language that could be solved via alphabet decoder ring.
Break free Bam! Be the
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This was posted yesterday and as the comments pointed out, there's an empty pack of beer in the passenger side footwell. Not proof that he's driving drunk but given his history and current state, it's a fair assumption.
Wasn't Dunn driving a Porche when he drove drunk and crashed too? History is repeating itself.
Wasn't Dunn driving a Porche when he drove drunk and crashed too? History is repeating itself.
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You guys think he has learned that kryptocode so he can read it "flowingly" so to say or does he have to sit and translate his own shit with a key each time he needs to go back?
That probably gets old very fast haha. Remember doing that shit in middle school.
That probably gets old very fast haha. Remember doing that shit in middle school.
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Lol, he's like a middle school girl encrypting her diary.
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Bam has a piss fetish, doesn't he? You don't need a film crew to do all this, Bam. Just upload it to Pornhub or some shit.
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He totally does 99% of his "ideas" involve getting pissed on, consuming piss, pissing on people, or putting things in his ass. id bet good money he constantly smells of stale booze and a nice golden shower
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I'd rather assume that his completely deep fried brain literally got stuck on juvenile gross-out-humor... then again, I just had an epiphany...
What else is there that he could do? He can't do sick skater stunts or anything that's physically taxing or requires strength, dexterity or constitution. He's a fat, flabby, fumbling retard, so the only thing he can do is either do stunts where the punchline is that he gets hurt (which he's too much of a priss to do) or it's some cheap gross-out-humor. Most likely a bit of both.
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IP2 is trying to convince Bam to invest more time into streaming:
If they succeed this could mean a ton of milk. If Bam is stupid enough to engage with IP2 it would certainly send him into an even bigger downward spiral.
If they succeed this could mean a ton of milk. If Bam is stupid enough to engage with IP2 it would certainly send him into an even bigger downward spiral.
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Where I live that's called Homeless Cologne.
Why not IP2? There at least he would find people he could connect to with on a "equally brainiac" level, like OnlyLoseMeLegs.
Bam is a junkie and an alcoholic, which means sooner or later he'll devolve to that level of degeneracy anyways.
IMHO, he's way past the point of recovery, all we can do is just watch and wait for the inevitable end, somewhere in a dark alley, dying while covered in his own shit and piss, rambling about his long gone glory days.
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The end of an era... Bam finally has his own thread so that the A&N/A&H Jackass thread stops getting bumped from years ago. Nice work following through @Cardenio
Not because of Bam, but I liked the levels/secret unlocks/mechanics/progression and the secret succubus character.
Interestingly, there's Bam-related news on a remaster of this game from 2020:
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern processors are able to catch up to their bold vision, Activision announced today that although they will soon release a modern remaster of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2, that they will hold off on remastering Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 as well until consoles are capable of rendering skateboarder and Jackass star Bam Margera in full detail.
“We’re all excited to work with Vicarious Visions to bring this series back to life and to reunite players with all of its unforgettable stages and skaters,” said Activision CEO Bobby Kotick in a prepared statement. “Technology has grown in leaps and bounds since the original game was released in 1999, and we look forward to giving you the Tony Hawk experience like never before. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to hit the half-pipe with Bam again just yet, and for that we’re sorry. But we all want to make sure we get him right this time, so please be patient.”
“Rest assured, our whole team is hard at work to make this a reality next generation,” Kotick continued. “With the ray tracing and teraflop-computing potential of the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X, we’ll soon be able to render the mischievous Bam Margera along with all of his tattoos and Jackass-related scars with stunning realism.”
Members of the development team behind the remasters, which include former Neversoft employees who worked on the original games, gave accounts of the difficulty they encountered while prototyping HD models of Margera.
“The models we made for all of the skaters in the game are really detailed,” said senior character designer Janette Diaz. “But none of them have as much heart, soul, or glimmers of personality behind their eyes like Bam does. We tried for months to get his devilish grin just right, but we don’t quite have the polygon count to get past the uncanny valley yet. I bet by the end of the next console generation we’ll be able to really do him justice.”
Fans online were disappointed by the news, but supported Activision’s decision.
“Really bummed they’re not releasing the whole trilogy at once, but I’m willing to wait if it means they’re gonna get Bam’s character model right,” said Reddit user u/GrindOverMatter. “When I was a kid, that blocky, polygonal version of Bam wasn’t much to look at, but with enough imagination you could really imagine becoming him and skating around getting into all sorts of trouble. If they’re going to try and recreate that experience, I want it to really blow my mind this time. So I hope they take as much time as they need. Viva la Bam!”
At press time, Activision announced that the remasters would once again feature Spider-Man as an unlockable character, which enraged fans after they discovered that the character model for Spider-Man had been completely copied over from Insomniac’s 2018 Spider-Man game.
I genuinely believe that with the love of reboots and remakes, some assholes from Hollywood are going to pay kids in Bam's son's neighborhood to start doing stunts and bullshit in order to groom him... into becoming just like Bam was as a teen, so that his kid gets a reality retard show in his teens where he bullies Bam. And it will be huge.
The rosters were bloated and different for every sequel, and skateboard celebrities are extremely not memorable. That being said, Bam is absolutely in the PS2 game Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, my favorite of the series:
Not because of Bam, but I liked the levels/secret unlocks/mechanics/progression and the secret succubus character.
Interestingly, there's Bam-related news on a remaster of this game from 2020:
Activision: ‘Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3’ Remake Not Coming Until Consoles Can Render Bam Margera In Full Detail
BY KEVIN FLYNN | MAY 12, 2020SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Promising that they would release a definitive version of the 2001 classic as soon as modern processors are able to catch up to their bold vision, Activision announced today that although they will soon release a modern remaster of Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2, that they will hold off on remastering Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 as well until consoles are capable of rendering skateboarder and Jackass star Bam Margera in full detail.
“We’re all excited to work with Vicarious Visions to bring this series back to life and to reunite players with all of its unforgettable stages and skaters,” said Activision CEO Bobby Kotick in a prepared statement. “Technology has grown in leaps and bounds since the original game was released in 1999, and we look forward to giving you the Tony Hawk experience like never before. Unfortunately, you won’t be able to hit the half-pipe with Bam again just yet, and for that we’re sorry. But we all want to make sure we get him right this time, so please be patient.”
“Rest assured, our whole team is hard at work to make this a reality next generation,” Kotick continued. “With the ray tracing and teraflop-computing potential of the PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series X, we’ll soon be able to render the mischievous Bam Margera along with all of his tattoos and Jackass-related scars with stunning realism.”
Members of the development team behind the remasters, which include former Neversoft employees who worked on the original games, gave accounts of the difficulty they encountered while prototyping HD models of Margera.
“The models we made for all of the skaters in the game are really detailed,” said senior character designer Janette Diaz. “But none of them have as much heart, soul, or glimmers of personality behind their eyes like Bam does. We tried for months to get his devilish grin just right, but we don’t quite have the polygon count to get past the uncanny valley yet. I bet by the end of the next console generation we’ll be able to really do him justice.”
Fans online were disappointed by the news, but supported Activision’s decision.
“Really bummed they’re not releasing the whole trilogy at once, but I’m willing to wait if it means they’re gonna get Bam’s character model right,” said Reddit user u/GrindOverMatter. “When I was a kid, that blocky, polygonal version of Bam wasn’t much to look at, but with enough imagination you could really imagine becoming him and skating around getting into all sorts of trouble. If they’re going to try and recreate that experience, I want it to really blow my mind this time. So I hope they take as much time as they need. Viva la Bam!”
At press time, Activision announced that the remasters would once again feature Spider-Man as an unlockable character, which enraged fans after they discovered that the character model for Spider-Man had been completely copied over from Insomniac’s 2018 Spider-Man game.
I genuinely believe that with the love of reboots and remakes, some assholes from Hollywood are going to pay kids in Bam's son's neighborhood to start doing stunts and bullshit in order to groom him... into becoming just like Bam was as a teen, so that his kid gets a reality retard show in his teens where he bullies Bam. And it will be huge.
Take your meds, Pam.
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I feel like if this site was older it would have had a Don Vito thread that would be amongst its most happening sections.
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time travel & the Calamity Bam gets me everytime
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I'd love to see Bam's son beat the shit out of him while he's taking a dump.
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Even a glance at his secret decoder key shows he’s either a really lousy speller or can’t even follow his own super secret code.
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Full disclaimer, this is NOT just the bam v dr phil session. This is two comedians making fun of it but I still thought it would be nice to put it here forever.
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So what does it actually take to become an Earth Rocker? Has Bam ever revealed anything about the initiation process?
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Going from telling Tremaine he didn't want to do gay stuff in the TV show to being all about getting stuff up his ass makes me think he's afraid to come out as bisexual.