Breast Growth Hypnosis

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I might have to listen to the file he's using. Often these "self improvement" hypnosis files are made by spergs, for spergs, and are hilariously cringeworthy.

Edit: Damn. I was hoping for the dulcet tones of a creepy neckbeard whispering "your boobs are getting bigger. ... your boobs are getting bigger..." in a lazy attempt to insert subliminal messages into the music. All I heard was some very average sounding video game ambience music.

But then again, maybe listening to this kind of thing does grow breasts? I've known plenty of people who play games with this kind of music for hours on end. They usually have impressive moobs.
 
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Goddamn the comment sections are so dumb.
Most of the people in the comment section would benefit from an intelligence increaser hypnosis video.
 
HumanBeanbag said:
Here is the video link in question for those interested:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=Ps4xwHRyybQ;list=PLsHI2-Mg98aCd-WwG6bpf3mOHdS4Z-7YF
Honestly, it just sounds like Skyrim dungeon music.

Also the total playlist time is two and a half hours.

Is Chris:
  1. Falling asleep to this stuff?
  2. Keeping it on in the background while he goes about his daily business?
  3. Staring blankly into the screen for the full two and a half hours while massaging himself?
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Why are there 15 different videos of the exact same thing? Who wants to be they just ripped some B-roll audio? I wish Google had a reverse audio search
 
jc17 said:
His gullibility is as stong as ever. Someone could sell him a bottle of aspirin if they told him "This is a recalled brand from Sweden that had side effects would cause growth in breasts."
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If you told Chris the word "gullible" was nowhere to be found in the English dictionary, he'd go look to see if it were true. It would probably be the only time he ever looked at a dictionary.
 
Purmojemvits said:
Jesus christ, just go buy pair of big plastic tits you can place top of your saggy man titties, Christ.
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^ Yes, there are several hair-loss hypnosis/subliminals videos on Youtube that Chris could try.


That last one begins to sound like a truck backing up after a couple of minutes.
 
I had a puberty book when I was around that age and it specifically mentioned growing breasts and that creams, special exercises and training bras don't make your boobs bigger.
Shame Chris (and all the other dipshits) never got the memo.
 
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