Careercow Brendan Schaub / Big Brown / Bapa / Braindead Schlob - Brain damaged comedian trolled by homeless cats

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Brendan is once again using any publicity is good publicity. Whether flipping his truck, getting into yelling matches with Nate Diaz or being kicked out of a kids sporting event.

A small time instagram MMA new page recently posted about Brendan acting like a retard and being expelled from his kids baseball game. Although he claims to never look at social media, Brendan took to social media within an hour of the original post being made and made his reply about how it must be a slow news day and then explaining why he was right in this situation. There is a funny irony that Brendan calls stuff like this not worthy of being news but has multiple podcasts that revolve around celebrity gossip and commenting on random internet drama. In true Bappa form, he will take any bit of internet drama about himself and will always try and recycle it to give himself a bit of notoriety.

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Also Brendan's retarded wife had to chime in and claimed that the umpire was targeting Brendan and using him for five minutes of fame and was a big loser with no life. Just a reminder, this is a woman who posted on social media where she celebrated how she had cleaned her own storage unit all by herself.

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Also some people noticed a funny coincidence that Brendan is wearing a number 66 jersey. This is the same number as Yasiel Puig wears. In case you didn't know, Yasiel Puig is a massive black man who plays baseball and also fucked Brendan's wife back in the day. Lol.

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Brendan is still seething and trying to milk the whole baseball ejection incident.

He and his wife both posted screen shots using some Zapruder film tier evidence trying to show how the umpire had it out for their son.

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Brendan then posted this bizarre and gay video of himself doing deadlifts. The ending of the video cuts to the same photo of his son being struck out. The combination of these two things seem very unrelated and a weird thing to combine. The only conclusion is that he's trying to look big and tough lifting weights and then showing the picture of his son being struck out is like he's saying "If you give my son a bad baseball decision, I'm big and scary and can do deadlifts." The funny bit was in the caption where he says " Alllllllllll good it’s just kids baseball. " However, it's clear that he's still seething about it and can't get over it.


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Still upset by what happened, Brendan then appeared on his MMA podcast The Shaub Show and dedicated the first fifteen minutes to a meandering rant about how unfairly him and his family were treated during this incident. He gets upset when telling how the recording of the incident would have to of been leaked by someone from the team or one of the teams parents. So Brendan is so disliked, there's people from his own team who want to show how much of a fool he was. He also seethed at the MMA news outlets that reported it because a failed MMA lol cow acting like a fool in public should not be news worthy according to Brendan. He also took the opportunity to reiterate about how massive and jacked he is when watching the video of the incident and comparing himself to the umpire and coaches.

When he talks about the umpire, Brendan takes the opportunity to slander a guy who can't defend himself. He anecdotally claims that the umpire has a history of doing things like this. He calls him a "weird dude" and claims the umpire and the other team were "chummy" and in cahoots with each other. Although Brendan claims that when his son was called out, that it was such a bad call that the opposing team actually agreed with Brendan that it was a bad call. Although when you watch the video, no one from the other team opposed the call. Brendan digs further into the conspiracy angle and asks if the other teams coaches and the umpire are getting beer (but mispronounces it and says "bears") and if they're jackin' each other off. He also claims the umpire was threatening parents in the stands also. However, no one has corroborated Brendan's claims.

Brendan also tries to excuse his aggro behavior and says " If you're dad manages your team and DIDN'T get thrown out (of a game), he don't give a fuck about you or the game." With this he tries to normalize his over the top, bullying behavior by saying if your dad doesn't do this, he doesn't love you.



Podcast Cringe also did a break down of this.

 
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The other day a clip came up of Brendan looking visibly upset when they discussed that his alleged woman on the side isn't moving to Texas with him.

A while back a woman name Sanaz joined the TFATK podcast as a production member. People for a long time have been saying that her and Brendan have been fucking on the side behind Brendan's wife's back. On the last TFATK episode that they're filming in L.A, Sanaz mentions how she isn't moving to Texas with them and is leaving the show as a result. While she is saying this, you can see a change in Brendan's expression with him looking visibly upset and trying to hold back his emotions and collect himself. This seems quite strange as TFATK has had many production members and co-hosts leave over the years and Brendan has never seen to really cared about those. So it seems funny that Brendan is on the verge on tears when a woman who's been on the staff for around a year discusses leaving the show.




For a comparison, here's a video of Brendan's emotions when talking about his wife's grandma recently dying from stage four cancer.

 
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This is a couple of months old but still funny.

Ever chasing his Strong Dad grift, Brendan filmed himself doing a set of bench presses where he never fully extends his arms and starts bucking his legs and back during the set to compensate. This ends with Brendan failing at racking the bar and then nearly dropping it on his head.



The best bit was this freeze frame someone singled out online.

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Stray Carpet Nug said:
I feel like she doesn't sleep with him, and part of me thinks hes a down low fag who wants to play with other dudes, or has played with other dudes, but keeps her around for the image of "hot wife, successful big man who does truck stuff and other very straight manly things".
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If you've ever seen a photo of their new born daughter, you'll notice how she looks nothing like Brendan or their other children. This kid has blonde hair and blue eyes and has none of the darker spic traits of the rest of the family. It's been suspected that she had an affair and had a kid with another man and cucked Brendan. People on instagram commented how the daughter looks nothing like Brendan and Joanna did some mental gymnastics and explained her mother or grandmother had blue eyes and it just happened to skip multiple generations and these white traits all managed to occur just with the daughter and none of the other children.
 
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foam rolla said:
This kid has blonde hair and blue eyes and has none of the darker spic traits of the rest of the family
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All babies are lighter when they’re born so that doesn’t mean much to me. Black people talk about it all the time because their kids never come out the same color as the parents and as the kids themselves will be in a few weeks.
 
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All babies are lighter when they’re born so that doesn’t mean much to me. Black people talk about it all the time because their kids never come out the same color as the parents and as the kids themselves will be in a few weeks.
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This kid isn't exactly a newborn. It's nearly two and has these lighter skin, hair and eye color differences.

I know I said newborn in my earlier post but I should of worded it better.
 
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On a recent TFATK episode the topic of kids being exposed to online pornography came up.

Bryan discussed the problem of how kids are exposed to internet porn early on and how it's hard to stop it in todays era of technology. Brendan going on the defensive and wanting to prove how he's a beast of a parent starts saying how it's easy to stop your kid from seeing porn IF you're a good parent and boasts how his son Tiger has never seen pornography. He then says there's no tablets or phones at Tiger's school, so there's no way he can ever see it. Brendan also claims that he knows that Tigers friends do not own any tablets or any other devices that could connect to the internet in their household. So Brendan must of done a full sweep of everyone's house to make sure of this.

Even though Bryan is talking about the average child being affected and not talking about Brendan directly, Bappa for some reason attacks Bryan during the whole conversation and having to reiterate how his children have never seen porn and grandstand about how he's a great parent.



While Brendan thinks he's saved his son from online filth, he forgets about all the sexual degeneracy Tiger was exposed to within his own household. Whether it's his wife making Tiger take her thirst trap photos at a young age or engaging in bizarre incest make out sessions and uploading them to the internet.

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elonmaize said:
the craziest thing about Schaub is that people have been mocking him for over a decade now, yet women would still let him fuck.
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True. But Brendan has middle aged men who would let him fuck them. His fan base are a 80IQ people with no real interests. Like they're not really into MMA and not really into comedy. That's why Brendan has always been able to shill his latest lifestyle grifts onto them so easily whether it's a bike club, merch or whiskey. In a way his fans reflect who Brendan is as a person. He's a man with no real interests who has quit every career whenever it has become difficult and only is interested in things for the clout it might bring him and not for the actual interest itself.
 
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The Shaubs finally made the move to Texas last week. Brendan's wife Joanna aka SloJo aka Dim Kardashian decided to fly to Texas from L.A. She made sure to get a selfie on the plane an put all her gaudy jewelry front and center.

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Speaking of SloJo, she has also went ahead and did a bizarre photoshoot and turned it into a Vogue/Time Magazine style spread with the headline of It's My Time. Now this wasn't actually produced for any publication but was rather a weird self aggrandizing social media post where Joanna thinks moving house as some kind of landmark, cultural event where she is now doing things for herself. Which is weird because she essentially has no job, has a nanny raising her kids and spends her day lying around the house, shopping and sitting on social media.

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As soon as they got to Texas, the Shaubs couldn't wait to start doxing themselves and taking photos of their property. Looking at the backyard of their new home, it definitely looks like a downgrade from L.A with a basic flat yard and a square swimming pool.

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When Brendan arrived, he made sure to take care of the his priority of getting all his truggs loaded into the new home. Because imagine getting around Austin without having four 4x4 vehicles.

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The new studio has also had a downgrade. Gone are the days are of the large, multi room setup of Thicccboy Studios. Instead they're now residing in a single room warehouse where for some reason they have a mezzanine built into the room which be the studio and the remaining floorspace will be taken up by Brendan's truck stuff. Also instead of building out the sutdio prior to the move, they decided to start work a few days before the podcasts were to commence in Texas.



Instead of getting the studio setup before the move and build everything out and sort the sound issues, they decided to wing it and set it up over a weekend. Building out a hastily made backdrop that mimics Joe Rogans, the podcast is two chairs sitting on a mezzanine in a warehouse with echo issues.

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The TFATK producer Chin has also moved out to Texas without securing a place to live as is currently homeless and going back and forth between L.A and Texas. Brendan finding it funny that the people who are running his show are sleeping in hotels or cars while trying to set up his studio while he is enjoying his new McMansion and shipping in his new luxury cars.

 
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