On a recent Golden Hour podcast, Brendan is talking about how he encourages his sons to hit girls if they're being bullied and says that they should "just fuckin' sock em". Brendan believes this is fine because girls mature faster than boys. Brendan however fails to mention how he would feel if a boy punched out his youngest daughter.
Brendan has made the cover of Diesel World magazine. For the occasion, Brendan wore his freshest mechanic coveralls and stood in front of his truck that he had someone else build for him.
The other week Donald Trump floated the idea of having a UFC event on the White House grounds. This seemed like a random line by the Donald with no actual details of event. But it seems that Brendan had some secret government connections and Brendan said on the Shaub Show that not only did he already know of the White House UFC event, that he knew about it for the last FOUR months. Now you'd think if this event had been in the works for the last fours months that either someone from the White House, UFC staff, MMA journalists or UFC fighters might of leaked some news of this massive event. And you'd think if Brendan knew about it for all these months, he would at least give a hint of this huge news. Nope, Brendan just decided to mention his prior knowledge of this huge news a week after Trump mentioned it in jest at a rally.
Speaking of Brendan knowing inside scoops, on the Shaub Show Brendan and his dimwit producer Chin discuss who Paddy Pimlet is fighting next. There's been leaks and speculation in the media about it and Brendan says it's wrong and not real. Brendan then says he knows FOR A FACT who Paddy is fighting from a LEGIT SOURCE. Chin then asks him who Paddy is fighting fighting and Brendan won't say and when asked even for a hint, Brendan refuses to share any of his deep insider knowledge.
On the Shaub Show, Brendan was ruminating on his UFC career and why he failed. Brendan didn't blame it on his glass chin or one dimensional skillset. He instead blames it on wanting to get to the belt too soon and not having as much experience as the other fighters in his division. He says if winning was based on work ethic that he would easily been a world champ and that being big and athletic will only take you so far. And so Brendan points his MMA shortcomings on not having as much experience in the cage and reels off names like Antônio Nogueira, Roy Nelson and Ben Rothwell and how they had so many fights under their belt when they beat Brendan.
But you can draw some questions with Brendan's experience excuse. Brendan had 18 pro fights including his TUF fights before he retired.
- Cro Cop had over 38 MMA fights and 34 kickboxing fights and Brendan only had 12 MMA fights when they fought. Brendan won that fight despite the experience difference.
- Lavar Johnson had 24 MMA Fights and Brendan had only 15 fights. Brendan won that fight despite the experience difference.
- Gabriel Gonzaga had 17 MMA fights and Brendan only had 8 fights. Brendan won that fight despite the experience difference.
- Travis Brown only had two fights more than Brendan and both men had nearly 20 fights when they fought so the experience difference was negligible. Despite having the same fight experience, Travis easily scrambled Brendan's brains in the first round.
Brendan blaming his lack of experience stopping him from getting the belt would then begs the question that all fighters would struggle to to achieve the same goal if they lacked the fight experience right?
- Cain Velasquez became heavyweight champ after only 9 fights.
- Brock Lesnar became heavyweight champ after only 4 fights.
- Frank Mir became heavyweight champ after only 9 fights
Also GSP, Alex Pereira, Chris Weidman, Holly Holm and Joanna Jędrzejczyk all won their championships with less than 10 MMA fights and half the amount of fights that Brendan had. Brendan had 18 fights and struggled to get into the top ten of his division but will put it all down to not having enough fight experience and not his other failing qualities.
Brendan's wife is flourishing in Texas and spending her days pulling her pants down and exposing her ass and taking selfies of it. She added the artistic caption
When You Don't The Light.
Finally, Brendan's producer Chin has released more autotune Chigger music and has created a AI slop film clip to go with it. In the film clip, Chin lives in a futuristic world where he drives a flying car, goes to cool clubs and gets super hot chicks. This isn't much different from his current real life where he is pushing fifty, living alone and produces failing podcasts from a storage unit.
