Horrorcow Bryan Johnson / Don't Die movement - How far would you go to live forever?

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Dang dirty Pidgeons! said:

He's unraveling. He's doing cry-b8 kahntent with his father now.​

The whole dressing like a teenager thing and the uncanny, caked on twink make up really clicked in place for me here:
He's just trying to make up for lost time with his dad or something sad like that.
Considering the weird homoerotic, inter-generational glamshot and understanding that he's mormon, I'm 100% that he's a repressed fag btw.
But I don't think he's aware of that. I don't think he's b8ing or trolling even, he's doesn't see it, but this is how his inner gay rears it's head.
And then think how his whole look and the treatment stuff seems so much like troonery lite.
I mean, micro-dosing estrogen...yea...
Many people say that boys turn gay by being abandoned by their dad's - it's a chicken and egg sort of deal, obv. - but I'm more inclined to think that men who just have that little extra spiciness inbuild, tend to react in these fucked up ways to this abandonment.
I'm really curious on other kiwi-thunk on that.
But maaan, is this an intriguing nut case.

Just look at how he dresses in this:
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Also note the elon musk level bloat-bod.
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He looks like a really in shape 53 year old. NOT a late teenager/young adult. So congrats I guess. Not only do you not look like a teenager but you also look OLDER than you are BJ! Enjoy looking like a lesbian aunt stalkerwannabechild.
 
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No, you don't "Have to hand it to" Bryan Johnson for making a funny xeet.
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neger psykolog said:
RIP Bryan:

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"Instead of the little boy I dedicated my whole life to looking like"
You know, the onion may be brainrapped,but it has its funny moments once in a while. Like a senile old man temporarily becoming lucid. Just like the 250 year old Bryan Johnson. Good thing it wasn't Cherry coke,otherwise he would've turned black. Though black don't crack ....
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
"Instead of the little boy I dedicated my whole life to looking like"
You know, the onion may be brainrapped,but it has its funny moments once in a while. Like a senile old man temporarily becoming lucid. Just like the 250 year old Bryan Johnson. Good thing it wasn't Cherry coke,otherwise he would've turned black. Though black don't crack ....
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It's actually owned by cards against humanity although it was started by The Onion originally.
 
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neger psykolog said:
RIP Bryan:

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I didn't know but he had reacted to the video:
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I kinda get that he's a lolcow of some variety but he is actually naturally funny and takes the shit people say to him extremely well, mogs on random ass people and jokes about himself and the stuff he's doing and keeps what appears to be an almost unbreakable positive and optimistic outlook about stuff - the HORROWCOW tag for Bryan is woefully wrong.

also lol: there's still no New York Times hit piece published on him, so I guess he even beat the New York Times.

I hope he achieves his mission so we can have a "bryan johnson outlasts his detractors" meme that would be funnier than the DSP one.

I also gotta say I respect the fact he shares so much and doesn't seem to engage in a condescending doomerism way of thinking about shit. Bryan is awesome.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I didn't know but he had reacted to the video:
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I kinda get that he's a lolcow of some variety but he is actually naturally funny and takes the shit people say to him extremely well, mogs on random ass people and jokes about himself and the stuff he's doing and keeps what appears to be an almost unbreakable positive and optimistic outlook about stuff - the HORROWCOW tag for Bryan is woefully wrong.

also lol: there's still no New York Times hit piece published on him, so I guess he even beat the New York Times.

I hope he achieves his mission so we can have a "bryan johnson outlasts his detractors" meme that would be funnier than the DSP one.

I also gotta say I respect the fact he shares so much and doesn't seem to engage in a condescending doomerism way of thinking about shit. Bryan is awesome.
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Lmfao.
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You literally have to be a boomer and/or a midwit to fall for clickhole,and you have to e a boomer and/or a midwit to fall for Stewanon
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
1. Also Bryan just probably hires interns to shitpost on his behalf.
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Supposedly its just him and sometimes his co-founder helps him out with ideas.
I don't buy that its just some random intern because he speaks with authority and passion when he talks to people and an intern isn't capable of that.

⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
He did a test about the best time of day to eat your last meal, totalling it in at 11am. At least another point towards fasting. He does a good job documenting his crazy at least.
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I like that he doesn't expect full buy in from people to go nuts with it like he is but still spreads a positive and informative message about your health.

The only thing that he does that makes me a little MATI is when he shares shit like this:
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Sorry Bryan, my sleep stats are atrocious and I hate you for being able to have a healthy and basically fucking perfect sleep schedule. You fucker.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Sorry Bryan, my sleep stats are atrocious and I hate you for being able to have a healthy and basically fucking perfect sleep schedule. You fucker.
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watched a 3-episode australian sleep study documentary of sorts. 30 people, "insomnia", fixed in ~9 days of causing sleep debt then slowly increasing the small window they were allowed to sleep. No phone in the bedroom, no screens before bed. Bam, 90% sleep quality increase. Now doing that yourself? Hell naw.
 
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⋖ cørdion ⋗ said:
watched a 3-episode australian sleep study documentary of sorts. 30 people, "insomnia", fixed in ~9 days of causing sleep debt then slowly increasing the small window they were allowed to sleep. No phone in the bedroom, no screens before bed. Bam, 90% sleep quality increase. Now doing that yourself? Hell naw.
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Yeah screens cause a lot of it but some people just naturally stay up late for other reasons. Like no matter how tired I am, and even when I have nothing scheduled at all the next day I can almost never sleep more than 5-6 hours. Shit sucks but I'm working on it.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Yeah screens cause a lot of it but some people just naturally stay up late for other reasons. Like no matter how tired I am, and even when I have nothing scheduled at all the next day I can almost never sleep more than 5-6 hours. Shit sucks but I'm working on it.
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Can't wait till we discover it's an amyloid beta/ lowfat thing where actually you NEED screentime to sleep better or something
 
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Vinluv Handesbukia said:
Can't wait till we discover it's an amyloid beta/ lowfat thing where actually you NEED screentime to sleep better or something
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I don't think its actually screen time (as in the blue light shit preventing melatonin production) in particular. I used computers until right before sleeping all my life and never really had issues. I think it is more the case that most apps and shit are designed to be addictive and give people massive amounts of dopamine.
 
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