Lolcow Bryan Silva / OutterSpaceSWAG / BryanGRATATASilva / CubanSwagPapi / Dr. Bryan Silva Ph.D - Wigger, Drug abuser, Gay Pornstar, Self-Help Guru, Rapper and Bodybuilder

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I might be :optimistic:, but somehow it feels like the entire gay thing is him shitposting at this point...
The dude understands internet culture and uses it to his advantage even if it means making fun of himself. Above all else Bryan is a shameless wigger self promoter who's always about "Chasin' Dat Paper" so if he's gotta fuck a dude butt for money and denying he's gay for it gets him more notoriety as a gay porn star he's all for it.
 
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Somewhere in this guys family tree, theres a hamster.
That family tree looped back in to itself so much, it's growing down.
 
Sure are a lot of people talking about his dick on here...

Not that I think less of any of you for it. Guy just seems like kind of a bad person to be lusting over.
I wouldn't say he eats babies for breakfast, but he has poor impulse control and probably a permissive upbringing.

They call him a pillow biter, but I hope that the pillow is made of wood or metal
 
@Bryan Dunn and @Bryan Silva would be a really cute couple, and could touch tips whilst being totally straight.
I think MC Bry Bry would find that Silva's outline is abit too much to handle though.

I might be :optimistic:, but somehow it feels like the entire gay thing is him shitposting at this point...
There's an element of that there, he's trying to get retweets and shit, and he frequently uses that type of self-deprecation to get it.
 
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Wow, this guy is REAL interesting. Thought I'd spend 5 or 10 googling. Here some stuff I came across:
Bryan Silva Wiki, Is He Gay? Check Out His Net Worth and Why He is So Popular

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The bathroom has always provided a stage for a countless number of celebrities who maybe, didn’t trust in their ability initially or just needed to be sure they would get the needed audience before they launch their talent on a proper setting. Nevertheless, there is no place too obscure for a star to shine forth, it’s ability to shine is innate and it shines when it will. Today, we will introduce you to one of the bathroom made celebrities, Bryan Silva, who started uploading a series of six-second clips wherein he records himself reciting rap lyrics from his bathroom. Did I mention? The raps are horrible but that’s one of his strong points anyway.

Bryan describes himself as a king of all trades being a bodybuilder, a rapper, and a porn star. One of his most famous rap videos is the Gratata which has inspired numerous parodies and remakes on Vine. His onomatopoeic sound has helped to garner more than 460k followers to him on the platform. More so, his offensive use of the n-word ingrained in sexually explicit language has also made him quite a household name among fans. Thus, the search to know more about him. Let’s get down to find out all we need to know about the “Gratata” originator.

Who is Bryan Silva?
Bryan Silva is a Florida-born personality who is known for his gay porn movies and horrible rapping. He was born on 2nd January 1991 but moved to Charlottesville, Virginia when he was 2. When he was 14, in 2005, he was convicted of assault and breaking-and-entering and subsequently jailed for three years. His charges also included attacking his school principal.


His parents are Michael and Robin Silva and he has an older brother, Phillip. He got his GED at 16 while he was still locked up in prison.

See Also: Who Is Narcissa Wright, What Happened To Her Twitch, What Is She Up To?


Why is He so Popular?
Bryan became popular for his raps. He also thinks that his name plays the most part in getting him out to the public and introducing him to fame. In addition to that, his body, face, actions and persona all sum up to increase his popularity rate as most people can’t help but want to know what Bryan Silva is all about and what he looks like.

Although he says he does not really rap but mainly freestyles, his Gratata line was what to got his listeners the most. Besides his gun sound production, he is also known for his line, Suck it like a slurpy. It also seems that his posts, no matter their contents, attract views even if it is just him addressing his haters, and true to his belief, haters make one famous. He has amassed quite a lot of them since he started posting his contents. In one of such cases, he appeared on the World Star Hip Hop website to address his haters. The video has received more than one million views.


As per his use of the n-word, he justifies it with the fact that he is street trained and he has been out there since he was 8, added to the fact that he spent a part of his life behind bars. He got into bodybuilding while in jail and continued after his release. After he got his freedom, he moved to California—La Quinta at 19 where he got more acquainted with the industry. He also has a clothing line where he markets a range of wears for all groups (men, women, kids).

Having attained the celebrity status, every detail about him becomes a piece to be devoured by fans and haters alike. Bryan made the headline again in early 2016 when he was arrested after a standoff with police in Virginia. He faced charges for abduction and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. Being the person he is, he made a video on Facebook, showing himself being barricaded, intoxicated, yelling and cursing in front of viewers during the police raid in his home.

Eventually, he was sentenced to 6 years in prison although more than four years of the sentence were suspended as he was released in February 2018.

Bryan Silva Net Worth
It’s a known fact that work pays, no matter how hard it may be and the time it takes before the wages start coming. Bryan has been able to get for himself an impressive net worth by literally getting on people’s nerves most time. He also gets his fortune through his adverts on social media but unfortunately, his exact net worth cannot be confirmed at the moment even though there are different speculations about it.


Is Bryan Silva Gay?
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Nothing is impossible for the Vine star, especially when being himself and expressing it. His Vine and YouTube fame led to the discovery of his previous work in the adult film industry. As a gay porn performer, he went by the name Max Payne. He has worked with Helix Studios, Next Door Studios (NSFW), and Corbin Fisher.

However, he has stated emphatically on his Twitter that being a gay porn does not translate his sexuality as gay. For all it’s worth, he got into porn because he felt the need to stand out and succeed.
SOURCE: https://heightline.com/bryan-silva-wiki-gay-net-worth/
Social Media Star Expected to Plead Guilty in Charlottesville Court
Posted: Apr 08, 2016 1:02 PM ADTUpdated: Apr 20, 2016 1:41 PM ADT

File Photo: Silva being arrested by police on Jan. 03, 2016, following a standoff.

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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (WVIR) -
The social media star arrested following an almost day-long standoff with police in January is expected to plead guilty in Charlottesville Circuit Court.

A plea hearing for 25-year-old Bryan Silva is scheduled for 1:00 p.m. Monday, April 11. He is charged in Charlottesville Circuit Court with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and contempt of court.

Charlottesville police say it was sometime before dawn Sunday, January 3, when Silva's 17-year-old girlfriend fled his house on Jefferson Park Avenue. The woman told a neighbor that Silva threatened her with a handgun and warned he would shoot police.

Silva then barricaded himself in the home. He posted a video to Facebook just before his arrest, showing him dancing, yelling, and drinking what appeared to be vodka.

Police called in tactical squads and used chemical irritants to get Silva out of the home.

Silva's pants-down arrest went viral, with thousands of Twitter re-Vines, Facebook likes and comments.

In 2014, BuzzFeed, a pop culture website, posted an article titled "Meet Bryan Silva, the Kid Who Gained 400,000 Followers on Vine for Making Weird Gun Noises.” That six second social media video has been watched more than 18 million times. He even appeared on Comedy Central's “Tosh.0” to talk about his web celebrity status and troubled past.

He is also facing an abduction charge stemming from January's arrest. The abduction charge is being handled in Charlottesville Juvenile and Domestic Relations Court. The charge has been certified to the grand jury.

Silva is currently being held at the Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail.
SOURCE: http://www.nbc29.com/story/31677002...cted-to-plead-guilty-in-charlottesville-court
Bryan Silva Back in Custody in Charlottesville
Posted: Jun 15, 2016 1:11 PM ADT
Updated: Jun 27, 2016 12:12 PM

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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (WVIR) -
A central Virginia social media star is back in the headlines and back in custody.

Bryan Silva turned himself over to the Charlottesville Police Department Tuesday after authorities say he didn't comply with the terms of his release from jail.

In April, Silva plead guilty to felony possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and a misdemeanor count of brandishing a firearm. He was put on house arrest with a $20,000 bond.

In exchange for the plea, the prosecution dropped a charge of abduction.

The plea deal stems from a January 3 incident, when police say Silva's 17-year-old girlfriend fled his house on Jefferson Park Avenue. The woman told a neighbor that Silva threatened her with a handgun and warned he would shoot police.

Silva then barricaded himself in the home. He posted a video to Facebook just before his arrest, showing him dancing, yelling, and drinking what appeared to be vodka. Police called in tactical squads and used chemical irritants to get Silva out of the home. Investigators located a Smith & Wesson 9mm pistol equipped with a laser sight, as well as ammunition.

Silva's pants-down arrest went viral, with thousands of Twitter re-Vines, Facebook likes and comments
SOURCE: http://www.nbc29.com/story/32228320/bryan-silva-back-in-custody-in-charlottesville
Bryan Silva Sentenced in Charlottesville Circuit Court
Posted: Oct 18, 2016 4:32 PM ADTUpdated: Oct 18, 2016 07:15 PM

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The man who prompted an hours-long stand-off with Charlottesville police in January was sentenced on Tuesday, October 18.

Bryan Silva was sentenced on firearms charges, and was given five years for possession, 12 months for brandishing, and 86 days for contempt.

Most of the time was suspended though, and instead he'll serve 11 months in jail followed by another 11 months on home electronic confinement. Four months were credited to what he has served.

The sentence begins immediately on Tuesday, despite the vocal pleas of his family and friends to allow him several weeks before reporting to jail.
SOURCE: http://www.nbc29.com/story/33419460/bryan-silva-sentenced-in-charlottesville-circuit-court
 
This one requires a separate post. Possible pedophile to take down. Got a few already on here, maybe old beaver jaw can be added to the list?
GraTaTa Guy Says He Hooked Up With The Cash Me Ousside Girl And Besides Being Bizarre, It Would Also Be Very Illegal
by Paul Sacca 1 year ago
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SOURCE: https://instagram.com/p/BQtbeiCg1Fk

The human meme known as the Cash Me Outside girl is so incredibly famous that her celebrity can bring back other human memes from the dead simply from getting in her mentions. Remember the GraTaTa guy? The Vine “star,” who’s real name is Bryan Silva, had seven minutes of fame back in April of 2014 from his videos of him posing shirtless in front of the mirror and shooting a make-believe gun and making pretend gun sounds over and over and over.

GraTaTa guy’s “fame” ended quickly and the last news that I heard was when he was arrested on January 3, 2016, on suspicion of abduction and firearm possession by a convicted felon after a police standoff in Charlottesville, Virginia. So how does this dunderhead attempt to gain back his former notoriety? Latch onto the latest catchphrase internet curiosity, Cash Me Ousside girl, and boast about sexually assaulting her on social media. Bold strategy Cotton. Silva posted his claims of sexual assault on his Facebook and Twitter, both accounts are verified. Let that sink in. But he later deleted both posts.

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The Cash Me Outside girl AKA Danielle Bregoli is 13-years-old.

Bryan Silva is 25-years-old.

That would be very, very illegal.

Cash him inside prison. How bow dah?

Suddenly the claims that the world is going to end this year don’t sound so farfetched.

Your Flashback Friday video is when the GraTaTa guy appeared on Tosh.0.

Cash Me Ousside and GraTaTa may want to think about attending the University of Washington.
SOURCE: https://brobible.com/life/article/gratata-guy-cash-me-ousside-girl/
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT A FAGGOT.

But beyond that obvious A-logging, just because you have a big dick and have done gay porn doesn't mean you are attractive physically. That being said, there are times when he does look attractive and even cute to me-- but after seeing how much of a tard and little bitch that he is, I would, indeed, not have sex with him.

*insert bear cool unapproval stamp here*
 
Wasn't he in jail at the time? Probably just a stupid comment for attention. That being said, he probably would if he had the opportunity.
 
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I was about to say that I really don't think Cash Me Ousside would stoop to hooking up with Bryan, and then just as I went to type those words I realized that she completely would hook up with Bryan. Anything for attention/shock/making her mommy mad.
I don’t think so, while at the risk of being a little off topic here I’m pretty sure Danielle (I think that’s how you spell it) has changed for the better, or at least that’s what I’ve heard. I think there was a video that surfaced a while ago of her on Doctor Phil again realizing how dumb she was. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure she’s just a normal (albeit a little spoiled)teenager now.

Edit: Just did a little more in depth research and it wasn’t a video, it was a song where she talks about how she wants to forget the Doctor Phil thing (I don’t blame her).
 
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