Caleb Hammer/ financial audit YouTube. - Austin Texas based YouTuber yelling at random people about not throwing away their money.

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It’s always interesting to me when someone here makes a thread on someone that doesn’t get much traction one way or the other…only for something big to happen involving them and all of a sudden the thread takes off like crazy.
 
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sadrefrigerator said:
Who is this YouTuber. I saw that I actually watched his supersizeme video yesterday. What a coincidence that this pops up now.
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He was the one who investigated and exposed that Established Titles YT sponsor scam that was everywhere for a while, and he got a lot of well deserved attention from that. For now he seems to have integrity.
 
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Look, Caleb obviously was never 100% straight, he's wayy too flamboyant for that to be the case. However, this Zeke guy seems to be a massive attention whore (also a literal whore). I would take anything he said with a grain of salt.

Context is also needed, Caleb lives in Austin which with all of the refugees from California moving there is basically LA 2.0 and is MEGA progressive. I can 100% believe that since Zeke was trying to promote his OF anyway Caleb's progressive brainrot would kick in and he would try and hook him up with some faggot to earn some cash especially since at the time he was broke and Caleb is a finance youtuber.

I think the above is the correct take instead of instantly saying the guy molested anyone or maliciously attempted to get the guy to go gay for pay. Or as Scott suggested say he's some sort of nonce.
 
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Regarding the stuff with his show, I think Caleb is probably innocent. The issue with doing the whole financial audit shit is that you're interacting with the poor and shameless. Look at Zeke. Look at the fat girl with the septum piercing. Do you really trust people like that? You shouldn't. Their body reflects their spiritual diseases.

Personally, I think Caleb will end up marrying a woman. There are many men with gay voices, gay mannerisms, and gay interests that end up marrying a pudgy woman when they hit 30. Sometimes they have children, but usually it takes way longer than what you'd expect. They are very common out West, especially in the Mormon community.
 
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mfw hearing the voicemail message requesting that dude's "services:"
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Caleb being a fucking idiot didn’t realize that was career suicide to anyone with a single brain cell
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I wanna see that duo audit him on his OF advice.

Speaking of those two, I'd say they're decent when it comes to advice if you're upper middle class. Caleb's simple "TAQUITO! TAQUITO! YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT! STOP!" screeching is better suited for the vast majority of people.
 
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Enjoyed his Boogie video, but found him to be a fake cunt beyond that. Writing paragraphs about how you get your guests mental health counseling when all the video titles and thumbnails are "this retarded piece of shit freak WANTS to be poor forever!" is pathetic.

Didn't expect him to be a Pyrocynical pursuing barely legal teenage boys, though. I guess it's always the Jews you least expect.
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Odd I thought he seemed just like a paid actor on Boogie’s video. Not that Boogie’s doing great financially, but Caleb’s job was to make it seem x10 worse and go along with the clickbait shit about him being broke and on the streets very soon.

Boogie crying poorhouse is just more drama bait for the fat piece of shit, and people buying into gave him enough clicks to ensure he keeps avoiding it.

Caleb just seems like a fake “Judge Judy” type show on YT, only about finances instead of small claims. Except at least Judy really was a judge, I don’t think Caleb has any pro financial background or experience.
 
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Just an FYI, Caleb used to be a twink but experienced early twink death and became the cubby dude he is now.

Twink Caleb
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Ex-Twink Caleb
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As to his sexuality, I used to think he was gay but it appears that he is bi. Regarding the claims by Zeke, they are not trustworthy for anyone who watched the video.

#LGBT #GAY #Bisexual
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I think two things can be true at the same time; Zeke is a BPD cum demon and Caleb's "friend" who he was trying to set Zeke up with was actually just Caleb. It's possible Scott Shafer was somehow bamboozled by Zeke and is pulling a Mamamax now, championing a liar until the bitter end. It's also possible that, since Scott has been contacted by Caleb's attorney, that there is some fire behind the smoke.

Either way it's going to be fun to watch.
 
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I don't think it really matters if Zeke is reliable or not. Posting a picture of a 15 year old in a group chat with other minors and saying "I want to shove my cock down his throat" and then posting gay porn in the same chat is more than enough to despise this faggot.
 
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Another reason to hate finance bros.

The tone of that voice clip alone would be enough evidence to go from a "fake and gay" verdict to a "real and gay" one.
He has that west-coast bimbo accent that every lispy queer seems to have:

"Uhhm...so I'm like not gay???? TEEHEE..I'm like sooo...uh..90%..straight"

Caleb should see about becoming the America First Treasurer, really up his alley.
 
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