🐮 Lolcow Callum's Corner / Tic Tac Head

[Wock Sipper]

What a throwback, this was the first lolcow I had seen back when I was a child, and I always thought he was playing a character. Glad to see he's still at it!

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Day two of The Fleffening highlights from Fozzy again.

13:14

Stream archive.
Site says 300 donations from that one stream. We were already going to get a day 3 and probably a day 4, looks like we might get a day 5 or maybe even day 6 and 7 at this rate.

Quotes from today.

How fucking big is your vagina if you can fit a fully grown man's head into it? And how is he breathing as well?

Don't even know what I'm seeing there. Are they repairing a vagina? Are they making a new one? What is that? Is it a sickly bat?

One of the things that stayed with me and stopped me eating fajitas last night. Fucking maggots in an arse. It's horrible.

Interracial intermouth vomiting is what we're seeing at the moment.

It's going to burn your cock isn't it? Stomach acid?

Puking up an undercooked omelette or scrambled egg on his knob.

What. A. He. Oh god it's snails, I'm, a, I'm almost glad about that. Like what the fuck has gone wrong with his cock? Thought he decorated it with bones or something. Fucking gigantic snails nosh him off.

You can't help but look. It's so deformed some of it. Is she shitting out of her vagina?

Why have you... The fuck is he sticking down it, man? It's like a coffee frother. Coffee frother doesn't go in your knob, it goes in a jug of hot milk to make it frothy.

Ohhhh, what the fuck is? That's got to be ai. Like Chernobyl, you've got Chernobyl cock at that point.

That is mental. Whatever that is. I think at one point it probably was a penis. Whatever that's become it's unspeakable.

Uh, no. I won't imagine anything certain something involving my mother. Why are they rubbing their cocks together?

Honest to God, why? Like, okay, you want to stick stuff up your bum. That's fine. Why are you sticking something that's like that fucking big up there though? When she took it out it's still staring back at you like a fucking sleeping bag. A small child could crawl in there. Like, if you enjoy anal boom boom, surely you want something to be able to touch the fucking sides while you're doing it? Stick something like that up there? Like, it's just fucking mental. It's just actually mental. You can't not watch it. Just it catches your eye and it's so obscene that you're like what the fuck is going on?

What's he even got pierced there? What is that? Is that? I don't even know what I'm fucking looking at nowadays. Is that like post op? Is that a cock and a vag? What the fuck has he got pierced? I can't cope with this. I don't want to be in this world anymore. I fucking don't know what's going on. Stop showing me this shit.

You've done more against flef than you can imagine this past couple of days. I was at the point to be like 'Yeah, I know what it means. It's not like in the dictionary. I don't fucking care about it. But you can say it.'. Now I fucking hate it. It's a stupid little word for stupid little people who are fucking like poo and wasps and shit.