can troons queef?

One of the worst descriptions I’ve ever heard for a Troons ax wound is that “it’s like a dying man’s handshake”.

So no, I don’t believe it can hold onto any pressure.

BUT! Let’s not forget “Fanny Traggot” power word ‘Landon Hiscock’ who had such a botched ax wound that he was farting out of his ax wound due to it being connected to his colon. ☠️

However I feel my fellow colleagues from the Kiwi University of Advanced Troon Studies would agree that, even though it is wind passing through a crude facsimile of a vagina. It is in-fact, just a fart with extra (very gross) steps.
 
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