Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

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Did anyone ever hear about this?

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You can find a lot of people in the comments section of this video pissed because Michael muted Sargon or something. The dislikes are amazing.
 
Did anyone ever hear about this?

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You can find a lot of people in the comments section of this video pissed because Michael muted Sargon or something. The dislikes are amazing.
48 minutes, the Sargon mark of authenticity.

But I kid.. I was actually watching the latest "Oney plays Revolution 60" video in Brianna's thread and thought of this thread. The problem is not that Sargon's vids are too long, it's that they are too boring. I could watch Oney and his crew play Rev 60 for 48 minutes, but I can't bring myself to watch these fuckstains long enough to even know the premise of the video.
 
I'm not really sure if he's a proper cow, but I unsubbed after his post-Brexit videos. Not because I disagreed with him, but because he basically went full chimpout. I was sorely tempted to post "Aww, Sargon's triggered!" but thought better of it.

Sargon was pro-Brexit, and the video mainly consisted of him impotently tard-raging at Remain supporters. There were a few points that he made that were flawed, greatly, and I can't remember the exact order they were in, so I'll just go through them like this because I'm not in a position where I can go and rewatch it, but it boiled down to "It was okay for Brexiters to be salty when they thought they were losing, but post-vote, salty Remainers hate democracy!"

1) He raged against the petition to have a second referendum vote because Remainers were passing it around and signing it. He completely ignored that the petition was started by a UKIP supporter before the vote even happened because they thought Remain would win.

2) Legally, the poor turnout has an effect on the results. Because the turnout was so low, the actual percentage required for a victory either way was 60%, because it has to account for the portion of the country that didn't turn up. 51-59% would not be enough to count as a majority if the no-shows all went against it, but 60% would mean that, even if the remainder did show up and all vote the same way, it would still count as a majority. The vote was split 52/48, more or less. Sargon completely ignored this fact and can't claim ignorance since there were quite a few people informing him of it.

3) He was vehemently opposed to the statements made by the Remain campaign, which warned of the projected ramifications of leaving, using its Brexit-given nickname "Project FEAR", describing it as baseless scaremongering. Post-Brexit, most of these predictions have thus far been accurate, while the Brexit leaders said that their promises were all lies within a week.

4) He's very fond of mocking #notallfeminists and #notallmuslims, particularly the latter whenever the latest ISIS atrocity happens. However, when MP Jo Cox was murdered by a deranged maniac who expressed extremely patriotic/nationalistic views on England during the run-up to Brexit, the shoe was rapidly put on the other foot as he found himself repeatedly saying that the maniac did not represent all Brexiters. Now, I'm not for a second saying that he's wrong, but it is a might hypocritical.

5) Sargon had a massive chimpout because some people were demanding a second referendum at all, accusing them of being undemocratic and wanting to keep having repeat referendums until they got their way. In doing so, he completely glossed over the speech that UKIP leader and "founder" of Brexit Nigel Farage gave when voting closed. Believing that he had lost, Farage adamantly stated that he would demand another vote as soon as possible, and that it was not over. Upon learning that he had won, Farage announced that "Brexit means Brexit!", a stance that Sargon agrees with. For Sargon, Brexit is absolutely binding, while Remain would not have been.


He's also switched gears heavily on his own style when it comes to Donald Trump. Previously, he roasted politicians regardless of their leaning- His videos around last year's UK Elections had him attacking all of the candidates for their dense promises and gestures. If a candidate/politician said or did something stupid, he brought it up and mocked it. When Trump says or does something stupid, he instead targets the media for daring to report on one of the POTUS candidates being a tard.


Also, I don't think there's a context where a four-hour spergfest circlejerk over a ten minute FullMcIntosh video isn't lulzy.

He's like his buddy Milo. He's not a cow yet, but there's some serious potential, he's got a bit of lulziness, and if Hillary wins the election, we're probably in for a hilarious chimpout.
 
He's the B^Uckley of the alt-right. His videos are all about twice as long as they have to be. He also is a huge hypocrite who chimps out in an entertaining fashion and is guilty of almost everything he accuses people of, so yeah, lolcow for sure.

But his videos put me to sleep. Has anyone actually got through one awake?
 
He's not alt-right though. He troll baits the alt-right constantly.

Sargon's a centre-leftist. However, be that as it may, he's very popular with the Alt-Right because of his constant defence of Trump, and r/sargonofakkad often looks like overflow for r/thedonald.
 
Troll baits? All I've heard him do is chimp out about them attacking Leslie Jones or some dumb shit.
Nah, he's made jabs at them in quite a few of his videos and he got in a spat with the Daily Stormer a while back. Not to mention he made a whole video on them where he denounced a lot of their ideas which they weren't too happy about. It was also mentioned earlier in the thread he spammed a load of black/interracial porn on his Twitter which was seen as an attempt to piss them off.
 
This video always pissed me off


Just because you don't understand the religion, and/ or can't be fucked to do more research to find out that Islam has no "7 Deadly Sins" and these are just other sins, doesn't condemn 1.6 billion people cause "muh nationalism".
Christianity has been a equally destructive force to the world, if not more so, than Islam. He also calls Islam "collectivist" while he jerks off Christianity, the only religious of the two that still has a centralized body of priests.

I don't have any issue with people criticizing the doctrine and beliefs of Islam or any religion or ideology for that matter. Just so long as you know what the fuck you are talking about.
 
I think anyone who spends a good chunk of their life dedicated to just sitting around making 4o minute videos on why feminism is cancer like every single day is pretty lolcowish, honestly. Sure, he isn't necessarily cwc, but it says a lot about his personality (or lack thereof) that he can't find anything better to do with his life than sit around trying to ~trigger~ feminists. And that's really what he does, if you can stomach watching his nasally, dreary videos. He desperately wants people to pay attention to him, and then freaks out when the attention turns out to be negative, which is a hallmark trait of lolcows.

I mean, he's not a horrorcow, but definitely a drama llama who specifically spends a large portion of time and energy seeking out ways to draw attention to himself and start slapfights with irrelevant nobodies on the online.

The really sad thing is that he makes a lot of excellent points, and he's not a complete sped, but damn dude. At the end of the day, he could just write a paragraph about it on Tumblr and go do something more productive or entertaining with his life.
 
At the end of the day, he could just write a paragraph about it on Tumblr and go do something more productive or entertaining with his life.

https://www.patreon.com/sargon
He makes 1600 dollars per video he makes(Probably less with how patreon works). He also uploads multiple videos a week. Throw in youtube ad money and hes living a comfortable life verbally shitposting.

If he was a young guy I might have a little respect for him but the dude is nearing 40 years old and has nothing to show for it but a youtube channel that could be nuked by google on a whim
 
https://www.patreon.com/sargon
He makes 1600 dollars per video he makes(Probably less with how patreon works). He also uploads multiple videos a week. Throw in youtube ad money and hes living a comfortable life verbally shitposting.

If he was a young guy I might have a little respect for him but the dude is nearing 40 years old and has nothing to show for it but a youtube channel that could be nuked by google on a whim
This really just puts him on par with the women he bitches about, to be honest. I mean can you be any better than Brianna Wu if all you do is get paid to bitch about the opposite sex all day?
 
There's this really cringy video of his where he responds to something on camera for once rather than using the still image. Why does he do this? So you can see him sharpening a replica sword.
 
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