Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

[judgehate]

looks like the soyfather has decided on his next target to drain the life out of in his new video
American free speech

Health warning contains extremely high levels of SMUG

at the end hes says basically hes going to start a movement on Free speech

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Holy fuck Sargon stay away, go fucking jerk off to UKIP more, please

Don't touch a topic that matters

 

[Ask Jeeves]

Mauritian Struggle pointed this out to him and he just seemed confused by the idea that he ought to have any kind of policy prescriptions.

Sargon Of Akkad's UKIP Manifesto
1. End social justice courses at the Universities. (I have no idea how bad the problem is in the UK since all knowledge comes from US campus' and I dropped out/never made it but trust me)
2. Have feminism classified as a mental illness because it exhibits ALL the symptoms
3. Free Dankula
4. Don't hire natzee's and fem's
5. Get trump to tweet about GG since; it will trigger the libs
6. Change the age of consent depending on when the child hits puberty since it's scientific fact they all hit puberty at different ages.

I honestly can't think of any other prescriptive policies he's ever come up with.

 

[judgehate]

I honestly can't think of any other prescriptive policies he's ever come up with.

you missed one praise the god emperor sargon at all times and no false idolitry of the evil metokur


this could go so many ways with him messing about with this topic

 

[instythot]

looks like the soyfather has decided on his next target to drain the life out of in his new video
American free speech

Health warning contains extremely high levels of SMUG

Does he read the articles he complains about all the way through before pressing record?

"These people have done nothing other than say things that Facebook doesn't like"

several sentences later:

"Facebook says that they have suspended pages who violate the terms of service by spamming unwanted content"

 

[CiaphasCain]

Sargon Of Akkad's UKIP Manifesto

It doesn't matter what he writes. UKIP is dead, they're practically bankrupt and their newest leader Gerard Batten resigned, but not before destroying any credibility the party had left by associating UKIP with the Football Lads Alliance...

 

[Particle Bored]

sorry, someone had to do it
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Last panel should be replaced with Carl on a plane sitting next to a turban wearing Muslim and sipping champagne while telling the woman across the aisle, "it depends on the child, really."

 

[Mapo Tofu]

It doesn't matter what he writes. UKIP is dead, they're practically bankrupt and their newest leader Gerard Batten resigned, but not before destroying any credibility the party had left by associating UKIP with the Football Lads Alliance...

Honest to god what did the UKIP leader at the thime thought they would get when they associated with a fat dumbass who still believes GayGators is still relevant and a fat edgelord (Ironically even if his description sounds exceptional he was the most decent one)?
Instant winning the elections?

 

[instythot]

Honest to god what did the UKIP leader at the thime thought they would get when they associated with a fat dumbass who still believes GayGators is still relevant and a fat edgelord (Ironically even if his description sounds exceptional he was the most decent one)?
Instant winning the elections?

It's my understanding that the party was on the verge of bankruptcy for a couple of reasons: they won the UK independence referendum so their one issue was irrelevant, and nobody left in the party was Nigel Farage. Desperate times and all

 

[protomartyr]

Honest to god what did the UKIP leader at the thime thought they would get when they associated with a fat dumbass who still believes GayGators is still relevant and a fat edgelord (Ironically even if his description sounds exceptional he was the most decent one)?
Instant winning the elections?

The real mystery is why someone with his ego would attach himself to the husk of UKIP.

It's fitting though. Both well past their prime, on an irrevocable downward trajectory. 5 years from anonymity.

 

[CiaphasCain]

The real mystery is why someone with his ego would attach himself to the husk of UKIP.

Because it made him feel like a big boy.

Spoiler: I'm a big boy now

He got to go to the European Union and do a speech at a conference. It made him feel like a real politician.

 

[instythot]

Because it made him feel like a big boy.

Spoiler: I'm a big boy now

He got to go to the European Union and do a speech at a conference. It made him feel like a real politician.

Man, Dank's face in that first one just screams "does he ever shut up?"

 

[CiaphasCain]

Man, Dank's face in that first one just screams "does he ever shut up?"

Count Dankula looked really uncomfortable and out of place during the entire thing. I also get the feeling that Dankula has toned down the political stuff on his channel because the whole EU thing scared him, either that or he realized Sargon is an egotistical maniac.

 

[MidUSA]

Because it made him feel like a big boy.

Spoiler: I'm a big boy now

He got to go to the European Union and do a speech at a conference. It made him feel like a real politician.

That suit looks a hell of a lot better than the Applebee's getup. (even though the wings(?) of the shirt has crept up over the jacket).

Is that the suit he went out and bought in Brussles after getting BTFO'd by the internet after showing himself in his first one?

 

[shalom_fellow_goyim]

TL;DR: Autistic, coked up British n33t attempts to PA the President of the United States and the internet as a whole into saving his vidya.

 

[Iron Father]

Holy shit NC Clark is still around? Or did she leave her basement just to shit on Sargon? I hope it's the latter, I hope Sargon sparks a whole movement of people laughing at him even though they're former GamerGaters.

More screenshots:

Sargon's fans are so fucking sycophantic.

 

[Miller]

Holy shit NC Clark is still around? Or did she leave her basement just to shit on Sargon? I hope it's the latter, I hope Sargon sparks a whole movement of people laughing at him even though they're former GamerGaters.

She has a regular livestream on her Youtube channel.

 

[Iron Father]

Might have to sub after this Roast of Akkad incident.

Edit: btw does SycophanticFaggotOtaku have his own thread here?

 

[NSA]

Might have to sub after this Roast of Akkad incident.

Edit: btw does SycophanticFaggotOtaku have his own thread here?

I don't know, but SFO is so boring & unimportant that I think we can just post things about him in Sargon's thread. He is like Sargon's mini-me.

 

[Iron Father]

Good call, just making sure I don't shit up the thread when I post god-tier edgy stuff like this:




What a madman. Truly doing the flag of Kekistan proud my goys.