Lovequest CD for new sweetheart

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Absinthe said:
Occam's Razor would suggest this is a very credible hypothesis. Really can't understand why this idea got rated "dumb" by five users...
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Cause Skyraider, who has inside info and knows more than us, rules this out and hints of a wallflower scenario instead.
 
NegaCWC said:
Cause Skyraider, who has inside info and knows more than us, rules this out and hints of a wallflower scenario instead.
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Incorrect. He hasn't claimed to have inside information about the girlfriend.
 
Marvin said:
Nah, he's an androphobe. Chris would totally be down with fucking a transwoman.
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Post-op, maybe.
I doubt he'd behave like a perfect gentleman (....or lady) if his date whipped out some throbbing gristle missile and pointed it in his (hir) general direction.

I really can't imagine him wanting to share the same bed as some other tripod for fear that there will be backdoor breaking and entering.
 
LordCustos3 said:
Post-op, maybe.
I doubt he'd behave like a perfect gentleman (....or lady) if his date whipped out some throbbing gristle missile and pointed it in his (hir) general direction.

I really can't imagine him wanting to share the same bed as some other tripod for fear that there will be backdoor breaking and entering.
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Post op, easily. Pre op, he'd probably date them, at least. It's all very theoretical, but I'm extremely confident Chris would be down with post op sexually and at least romantically with pre op.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Ah, but the real question is....is he woman enough to "switch" positions if his lesbo lover wants to experiment with "pegging"?

Oh god why am I even asking this?
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Oh he's strangely into pegging with natural girls. It might bother him more if his heartsweet has a dong, so I wouldn't necessarily bet on that being OK.
 
Is it considered an act of devaluating women to use C-Quarters instead?
 
Marvin said:
Oh he's strangely into pegging with natural girls. It might bother him more if his heartsweet has a dong, so I wouldn't necessarily bet on that being OK.
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I think he'd have sex with a man, as long as he could convince himself the man was really a woman inside.
 
I wonder how old Chris' new Sweetheart is?

I am aware that Chris when given the opportunity for china drops most of his preferences, but as an autistic man over 30 years of age, I'm reminded of this study.
 
Marvin said:
Incorrect. He hasn't claimed to have inside information about the girlfriend.
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Actually..

skyraider91 said:
It appears that perhaps Chris has latched onto some unfortunate local woman, and thinks that she's his girlfriend, just like what happened with The Wallflower. I censored the woman's name to protect her privacy.
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skyraider91 said:
(so she's been doxxed?)Not publically. At least, not yet.

(I don't suppose you could tell us anything about her short of revealing her identity.)I could, but should I? For instance, if a female friend of yours was in this sweetheart's position, would you really want her personal info posted online?
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So he certainly knows certain things about her, like her name.
 
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All will be revealed in good time. That is the way of the autistic.

Once the relationship self-destructs Fatty will post his tribulations like always.

I'm satisfied just to know content is being generated.
 
So many possibilities. Every time I try and limit the possible scenarios a new one pops up. I'd need to know the level of collusion between Marvin and his group and Skyraider to have a decent stab at figuring it out. If they're in cahoots the possibilities of a smokescreen are limitless.

Assuming there isn't some massive collusion to throw us off, there are five likely possibilities for the imagination challenged:

1. new Wallflower
-Chris found some friendly LGBT person at the pride parade and thinks they like him.
-Skyraider, as the local that he obviously is, has seen some evidence of this around town and is reporting as such
-Marvin is reporting no knowledge as he has none

2. Trolling from the usual suspects.
- A field agent has been inserted in to Chris's life as a sweetheart by the ususal suspects who Marvin is/was involved with.
-Skyraider sees it as a wallflower saga part deux because he doesn't have all the same information as Marvin's faction does.
-This fits best with the email leaks from earlier in the year and fills in some gaps, Marvin's fibbing/being purposefully vague to protect the opp. (no offense if you are, it's part of the job and what you've got to do to keep lulz flowing.

3. Skyraider inserted a field agent
-Skyraider has inserted his own field agent to get after CWC
-He uses the Wallflower story as a way to provide cover of why he knows stuff and not endanger his agent. This would explain some of his cryptic comments and the face blur. It's even possible that he found a new wallflower and turned her field agent
-Marvin isn't privy to Skyraider's stuff, so he doesn't have anything to say except for whatever he learns through his back-channel contacts with CWC.

4. Third (Fourth I guess?) party troll.
-A new or continuing party (Blue Spike/associates or the remnants of FCTC) has inserted a field agent as a sweetheart.
--Skyraider sees it as a wallflower saga part deux because he doesn't have all the same background as Marvin's faction does and presumably wasn't around for Blanca and such. Or, he's being vague on purpose to not spoil the opp.
-Marvin doesn't want to tip his had so is being purposefully cryptic, or his group is even in some type of contact with the extra party.

5. Chris found a heart sweet
-Some person who at least identifies as woman has taken some level of liking to Chris or his money, and sticks around.
-it appears as a Wallflower saga to Skyraider, because why wouldn't it? Maybe she's even a gold digger after some welfare bucks, that would make it seem even more that way.
-Marvin reports nothing because he doesn't know.

Personally, I'm going for one or two. They fit what's going on the best IMO.
 
If this is just an elaborate troll from a group of people (not weens, actual people who know what they're doing), I understand why they'd keep information on the down-low. Chris is (a very tiny bit) more wise now, and if anything got leaked, he would know why, and would immediately break off connections. We may still get some new videos and content from this, but we may have to wait a bit.
 
That's Our Lolcow said:
If this is just an elaborate troll from a group of people (not weens, actual people who know what they're doing), I understand why they'd keep information on the down-low. Chris is (a very tiny bit) more wise now, and if anything got leaked, he would know why, and would immediately break off connections. We may still get some new videos and content from this, but we may have to wait a bit.
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I think once you're in, though, you'd still have a good chance of any evidence of trolling presented to Chris being disregarded as a plot to ruin his life with his new sweetheart. Personally, I'm going with the theory that it's Bluespike in a wig.
 
Something's about to go down eventually. Troll or not, I'm happy a new saga will be upon us.

But seriously guys, I can't wait for the music videos.
 
snowflake3114 said:
Something's about to go down eventually. Troll or not, I'm happy a new saga will be upon us.

But seriously guys, I can't wait for the music videos.
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The thing is, if she is at all aware of Christory and is an honest friend/sweetheart, she is probably constantly pressuring/reminding Chris to be as discreet as possible, particularly online. For her own sake and for Chris's. I suppose there is a possibility she wants to pull an Anna and martyr herself/take on trolls, but that seems like a remarkably terrible idea.

It doesn't seem invevitable that she succeed at this. The Wallflower tried and failed. But Chris is in a slightly more private period of his life right now, so I think it is possible that this will keep going for a while, and then fizzle without us knowing a ton.

I admit that the leaking of this CD (which I don't fully understand) goes against this arguement.
 
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