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I'm kinda hoping for a handlebar moustache myself...
Stupid I know, but it would be badass.
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I'm kinda hoping for a handlebar moustache myself...
Stupid I know, but it would be badass.
Unfortunately, that's entirely implausible.You never know, she might be another lesbian soul trapped in a man's body.
Probably has one and Chris hasn't noticed yet.I'm kinda hoping for a handlebar moustache myself...
Stupid I know, but it would be badass.
Probably has one and Chris hasn't noticed yet.
The image that conjured in my mind was horror incarnate... and sounds like a setup for a joke. 'What do you call two male lesbians scissoring?'
I don't know the punchline.
autistocratsThe Aristocrats!
Problem is there are very few people that are actually like this on this board.
Unfortunately, that's entirely implausible.
As far as OPL is concerned, China equals Affection. No China, No Affection.
Now, if it was a pickle surprise on the other hand...
I kinda doubt it, I wouldn't be surprised if OPL found that icky since the other person is a guy. I mean, even if someone claimed to be the exact same thing Chris claims to be, I seriously do not see him treat them the way he insists on being treated himself.It's entirely possible Chris won't care if there's a pickle surprise as long as his heartsweet will soon have the operation to turn it into China.
Does no one remember Chris hitting on Bailey Jay in the mailbags?I kinda doubt it, I wouldn't be surprised if OPL found that icky since the other person is a guy. I mean, even if someone claimed to be the exact same thing Chris claims to be, I seriously do not see him treat them the way he insists on being treated himself.
My image of Chris might be too bad, though, so I could be wrong. If he would actually treat a mtf trans person the way he'd treat a 'genuine' woman, I'd have to knock him up on my scale of respect by at least 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).
Well, I wouldn't really call that 'hitting on someone', but I'll have to admit that wasn't the reaction I was expecting. I read Chris' response 'Bailey' was refering to in that mailbag, but didn't know there was a followup.Does no one remember Chris hitting on Bailey Jay in the mailbags?
Heh, well, of course, there's a degree of error in dealing with Chris' writing, but this is how I read their conversation:Well, I wouldn't really call that 'hitting on someone', but I'll have to admit that wasn't the reaction I was expecting. I read Chris' response 'Bailey' was refering to in that mailbag, but didn't know there was a followup.
I can see where you are coming from. For me, it's more like he is genuinely interested in how she feels, though. Still, it's kind of eerie to read those mails with the recent events, isn't it?I don't know about you, but what I read in that interaction is that there's a lot of wiggle room in Chris' stance on what is or isn't female (and therefore fuckable).
And the first image reminds me a lot of the kind of schlocky artworks made by Art Frahm that Bob seemed to enjoy. At least I faintly remember reading somewhere Bob had Art Frahm pictures (or at least similar ones) in his room.Edit: Oh haha, also there's even yet another NSFW picture in Bailey Jay's last email that Chris didn't touch on, after she promised they'd be SFW. It's possible he didn't look at the pictures this time, but it's still very amusing to me.
Heh, well, of course, there's a degree of error in dealing with Chris' writing, but this is how I read their conversation:
Bailey Jay: true n honest fan, not a troll. here are some of my pics! *nudes*
Chris: EWW GROSS DICKS you're pretty, but EWW GROSS DICKS *family guy references*
Bailey Jay:you made me sad, Chris! I'm cyberbullied and just want to be a pretty straight girl
Chris: *sympathy* OMG THOSE DAMN TROLLS! Me too! We should talk.. Email me privately... ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com BTW you ever consider getting your dick cut off? no offense!
I don't know about you, but what I read in that interaction is that there's a lot of wiggle room in Chris' stance on what is or isn't female (and therefore fuckable).
Edit: Oh haha, also there's even yet another NSFW picture in Bailey Jay's last email that Chris didn't touch on, after she promised they'd be SFW. It's possible he didn't look at the pictures this time, but it's still very amusing to me.
I love how Chris' depictions of the women in his life are differentiated only by eye colour, hair colour, and hair shape.He does draw a truly stunning looking girl:
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Sarah [I look like I've been drawn with a] Hammer.
I love how Chris' depictions of the women in his life are differentiated only by eye colour, hair colour, and hair shape.
Tries to tell us he's not gay but all the girls in his drawings are built like 12 year old boys.
And yet Archie comics refused to publish him.I love how Chris' depictions of the women in his life are differentiated only by eye colour, hair colour, and hair shape.
Does no one remember Chris hitting on Bailey Jay in the mailbags?
Admittedly the point he's making seems to be "I'm such a great guy, totally boyfriend material, Bailey," but his current WOMAN GOOD MAN BAD stance is clearly in evidence.Kaka Apple Chrisp said:Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons.
"Hardcore, for instance?"Ricardo said:If I may ask, and you may answer in a reply directly to my e-mail address at ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, is modeling the only thing you are famous for online, or are there other things you have done and published?