Celebrity Death Pool 2023 - Gambling on dead dudes.

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Scrapped4parts

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The death of the Pope had me reminded of Celebrity Death Pool at the very last second, so this is gonna be half-assed. Also you get another week to post.

RULES THAT I STOLE
1. Post a list of up to 25 celebrities who you think will expire between January 7, 2023 and December 31, 2023. Make sure you tell us what the person is famous for if they're not known worldwide (actor, politician, musician, etc). If they have a thread, try to link it.

2. If one of your celebrities dies, you score points based on their age subtracted from 100. This is to encourage players to submit younger, less predictable candidates, rather than focusing only on ailing, death's-door celebrities. (For example, a 40 year old celebrity would get you 60 points)

3. You may edit your list as much as you like until the deadline. Your choices are locked in after January 7.

4. No points shall be awarded for:
a.) prisoners with a possible sentence, who were incarcerated before January 7, and are lawfully executed. (Any other cause of death is fine.)
b.) celebrities publicly battling terminal cancer or other terminal diseases who were diagnosed before January 7, and die as a direct result of said cancer.
c.) high-profile terrorists that die of causes directly related to terrorist activities or military action However, full credit will be given if that person dies of an unrelated cause (murder, suicide, accident, etc.).

SCOREBOARD WILL GO HERE EVENTUALLY

Winner takes my entire TF2 inventory. Look at my list for the format.
 
LIST THAT I mostly STOLE
1: Tim Curry
2: Hulk Hogan
3: O.J Simpson
4: Jonathon Banks (Mike from Breaking Bad)
5: Larry the Cable Guy
6: Micheal Richards (Kramer from Seinfeld)
7: James Earl Jones
8: Post Malone
9: Andrew Tate
10: IShowSpeed
11: Steven Seagal
12: Lil Wayne
13: George Lucas
14: EDP445
15: 6ix9ine
16: Aesop Rock
17: Michael J. Fox
18: Boogie2988
19: Shadman
20: Jack Nicholson
21: Clint Eastwood
22: Bam Margera
23: Dennis Prager
24: Alfred Molina (Doc Oc)
25: Jason Alexander (George Costanza)
 
1. Jeff Bridges announces his cancer has returned and slowly goes out.
2. John Goodman via health issues.
3. Spoony kills himself.
4. Steve Buscemi.
5. Ozzy
6. Kanye West. Suicide.
7. Buzz Aldrin. Stroke.
8. Tina Turner. Natural causes.
9. Ringo Starr.
10. Alice Cooper.
11. Clint Eastwood. Heart attack.
12. Elton John. Aids.
13. Zac Effron.
14. Kim Jong Un. "Natural causes. "
15. Another big name MCU star. I'd say smart pick is Robert Downey Junior.
16. John Leguizamo.
17. Carson Dailey.
18. Patton Oswalt reunites with his fat dead wife. Cause of death, fat.
19. Lil Wayne.
20. Lizzo. Fat.
21. Eminem.
22. One of the beastie boys.
23. Bruce Campbell will be dearly missed.
24. Joji. Formerly filthy frank.
25. Tony Hawk will rest forever.
 
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1. Erza Miller
2. Jazz Jennings
3. Artie Lange
4. Caesar Millan (killed by his pitbull which killed Queen Latifah's dog)
5. Andy Dick
6. Gary Glitter
7. Whitney Way Thore (My Big Fat Fabulous Life)
8. Harvey Weinstein
9. Tekashi 6ix9ine
10. David Miscavige (head of Scientology and right now no one can find him)
11. Trump (old and fat)
12. Biden (old)
13. Roman Polanski
14. Putin
15. Barbara Chandler
16. Tess Holliday
17. Hanne Blank (Fat acceptance activist)
18. Barbara Butch (Fat acceptance activist)
19. Sofie Hagen (Fat acceptance activist)
20. Nomy Lamm (Fat acceptance activist)
21. Donna Simpson (another fatty)
22. Sarai Walker (another fatty)
23. Lindy West (and another)
24. Aubrey Gordon (and another)
25. Jessamyn Stanley (and another fatty, I ran out of ideas and picking people from the fat acceptance activist wiki page seemed like good bets)
 
1. Lizzo
2. Tess Holiday
3. Boogie2988
4. EDP
5. Whitney Way Thore
6. Roseanne Barr
7. Dr. Phil
8. WingsofRedemption
9. Anthony Fauci
10. Biden
11. Putin
12. King Jong-un
13. Metokur
14. Zelensky
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Kanye
17. Simon Cowell
18. Zac Efron
19. Ozzy
20. DSP
21. Gazza
22. Jazz Jennings
23. Ellen Page
24. Sofie Hagen
25. Indya Moore
 
1. Henry Kissinger (the cocksucker is right at the top of this list, his 100th birthday is next August)
2. Bob Barker (just turned 99)
3. Lizzo
4. Gena Rowlands (actress, once referred to as "queen of the indies"-she's 88 now)
5. Biden (old)
6. Nancy "Dentures" Pelosi
7. Dianne Feinstein
8. Jack Nicholson (I really hope not, but the man is closing in on 86)
9. Tom Skerritt (he was Dallas in Alien)
10. Clint Eastwood
11. Gene Hackman
12. Tess Holliday
13. Dick Van Dyke
14. Keith Richards
15. "Eliot" Page
16. "Lana" Wachowski
17. "Lilly" Wachowski
18. Shirley Jones (Partridge Family)
19. Robert Duvall
20. Maggie Smith (Downton Abbey)
21. Harris Yulin (the dickish judge in Ghostbusters)
22. Donald Sutherland
23. Ian McKellen
24. Faye Dunaway
25. Bob Newhart
 
In no particular order:

1. Anthony Fauci
2. Dolly Parton
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Metokur
5. Allison Janney
6. Erykah Badu
7. George Clooney
8. Patton Oswalt
9. Antonio Banderas
10. Paul Pelosi
11. Jessica Lange
12. Helen Mirren
13. Jane Fonda
14. Bruce Willis
15. Tommy Chong
16. Joey Diaz
17. Britney Spears
18. Madonna
19. EDP445
20. Mark Hamill
21. Volodymyr Zelenskyy
22. Kim Jong-un
23. Ellen Page
24. Tim Curry
25. King Charles III
 
Well, I hope they all die. Sadly the only ones that come to mind as probably going to die are also some of the only good ones;

Clint Eastwood
Harrison Ford
William Shatner
James Woods
Dick Van Dyke

for wildcard predictions/finger-crossed hopefuls;
Patton Oswalt
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Drake
Lizzo
and Ethan Klein.
 
Doug Stanhope
Cormac McCarthy
Stephen Fry
:(
 
1. Joe Biden
2. Klaus Scwabb
3. George Soros
4. Bill Cosby
5. Nancy Pelosi
6. Chuck Schumer
7. Dian Feinstein
8. Andy Dick
9. Charles III
10. Andy Milonakis
11. Michael Moore
12. Dick Van Dyke
13. Clint Eastwood
14. Harrison Ford
15. Mr.Obvious
 
1 ringo star
2 George w Bush
3 Eddie Vedder
4 Chris Chan
5 Ethan Ralph
6 slash
7 Roger Waters
8 Elton John
 
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