Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[The Lawgiver]

at that time she didn't know about the incest.

Somehow I still can't get myself to believe that given everything else surrounding her and chris.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I really hate how moral fagging this site is getting.

I did feel sorry for Chris, though. Christine, on the other hand, is a fucking monster and should be in a prison.

It’s just a shame the whole sorry tale has got so boring now. We need some Idea Guys v2 to convince him to Minecraft somewhere in Minecraft to give it an interesting end now.

Agreed on how I hate the moralfagging, this place is normalfag central and everyone here just pretends they're oldschool web users
The Christine era is a sad state, and I do blame it entirely on outside influences, there have been many things in Chris' past you can argue were his fault but the idea guys were pure bullies
The reason why we still love sagas like Liquid Chris is because the best trolls never needed to strong arm Chris into anything, they just shat something out onto the web, and he provided his own spergery... As soon as people actually began bugging him irl, trying to re-write his life and taking control over him is when this got stinky

However
>We need some Idea Guys v2 to convince him to Minecraft somewhere in Minecraft to give it an interesting end now.
Don't be a moron, this disaster isn't gonna be solved by the same shit that started it
Besides, I don't think Chris could figure out the traditional methods of suicide, he would take a load of pepto bismol and try tying some rope around his neck that isn't connected to anything and then hopping off a stool, and wonder why it doesn't work... Now THAT I'd love to see

 

[Ammyterasu]

Somehow I still can't get myself to believe that given everything else surrounding her and chris.

Well she went to discord to spill the beans to her friends and then Fiona about the incest right after Chris told her, Bella was surprised as anyone and told them of her half-assed plan to cover her tracks when releasing the call to not get doxed, she obviously thought she was safe. Bella is a huge ass retard, not the 400 IQ mastermind some people want her to be.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Well she went to discord to spill the beans to her friends and then Fiona about the incest right after Chris told her, Bella was surprised as anyone and told them of her half-assed plan to cover her tracks when releasing the call to not get doxed, she obviously thought she was safe. Bella is a huge ass retard, not the 400 IQ mastermind some people want her to be.

I don't think it's a 400 iq mastermind move to blackmail someone with coerced sex shit, it's a pretty common scam minus the incest part.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Well she went to discord to spill the beans to her friends and then Fiona about the incest right after Chris told her, Bella was surprised as anyone and told them of her half-assed plan to cover her tracks when releasing the call to not get doxed, she obviously thought she was safe. Bella is a huge ass retard, not the 400 IQ mastermind some people want her to be.

Yeah, Fiona was basically Bella's version of "you trust women too much", thinking she wouldn't tell anyone about the call just because she was attracted to her.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I don't think it's a 400 iq mastermind move to blackmail someone with coerced sex shit, it's a pretty common scam minus the incest part.

And is there a single compelling piece of evidence that Bella was the one behind it? How come Chris already bragged about having an older girlfriend to Null, WCT plus others and bought the Guide to Sex & Disability book weeks before talking to Bella about it?

 

[Susanna]

I don't think it's a 400 iq mastermind move to blackmail someone with coerced sex shit, it's a pretty common scam minus the incest part.

It becomes a 40IQ plan when you consider using it against Chris of all people. What part of his disturbingly well documented 40 years on this planet made you think he'd have any shame, about sex no less, and with a girl way out of his league?

 

[PsychoNerd]

And is there a single compelling piece of evidence that Bella was the one behind it? How come Chris already bragged about having an older girlfriend to Null, WCT plus others and bought the Guide to Sex & Disability book weeks before talking to Bella about it?

In the grand scheme of things, no.

Bella was basically just some rando' that Praetor commissioned in late 2020, and Chris befriended her sometime afterwards, calling her "one of our Praetor group friends" to the Watchmen. They mistook her for one of the actual members as a result. Chris also chatted with her a lot those following months. Bella also detailed some of their interactions on 4chan.

Otherwise, Bella wasn't really an active cog in Christory until the Watchmen splintered, and The WCT created "The Knights of CWC". By then, Chris already told the Watchmen about his planned trip to Everfree, and tried to invite as many of his friends as he could, and happened to choose Bella and Fiona because he liked them. Some of the other ones he considered besides Bella and Fiona were Null and MKR, but couldn't make it due to time restraints.

And guess what? This was also around the time he told everyone he "trusted" about his lady friend!

 

[The Lawgiver]

And is there a single compelling piece of evidence that Bella was the one behind it? How come Chris already bragged about having an older girlfriend to Null, WCT plus others and bought the Guide to Sex & Disability book weeks before talking to Bella about it?

Her being in contact with chris a good time before that call and that moment being the one recorded phonecall is extremely suspicious to me given the other shit she's pulled I would not put it past her to be the kind of person to lie about not knowing about something. Even without present evidence, something smells off.

Also nice recap of events @PsychoNerd but why is one of the links to a post about JP shit?

 

[PsychoNerd]

Also nice recap of events @PsychoNerd but why is one of the links to a post about JP shit?

Thanks for pointing that out. It was a link to a post from some halal lolcow whose thread I followed for a bit.

It's been fixed

 

[The greater a'tuin]

They already made a Sonichu animated series.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_the_Animated_Series

Sonichu: The Complete Animated Series (Chris Chan Parody)

Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he...

www.youtube.com

Why do they have the same title?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Why do they have the same title?

The name wasn't exactly copyrighted. What else would you call an animated Sonichu cartoon adapted from a comic?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I am starting to think this whole documentary did more harm then good in the long run because it made normies aware of Chris and now they not only support him and cheer for him when they see him at conventions and whatnot but they also give him tons of money and that enables his self destructive lifestyle.

I feel like if he had not gotten messages of support when he got out of jail and been forced to get a job maybe he could have stopped being a creep, or at least he would have to knock the Jesus stuff off in order to be able to house and feed himself. I think the past few years have proven he can control himself when he knows it is either control himself or starve but all the normies buying merch and treating him like he was just a poor little trans kid who was bullied by evil people on the internet took away his last chance not to die alone ranting about My Little Pony.

I am not blaming Geno, I am just saying I feel like that is just the outcome of the videos existing and there is no way he could have seen it coming but I still think it had a net negative effect on Chris even if it was not intended to do so.

Meh, people said that when Pewdiepie talked about Chris and when plenty other bigger people talked about Chris.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Her being in contact with chris a good time before that call and that moment being the one recorded phonecall is extremely suspicious to me given the other shit she's pulled I would not put it past her to be the kind of person to lie about not knowing about something. Even without present evidence, something smells off.

There's plenty of evidence, she recorded the call because of course she understood it was going to be something big. Chris, being the huge retard he is, kept hyping it up for days and told her he would tell her by voice who his "girlfriend" was because he didn't want texts being leaked, and later urged her to download the Signal app so they could talk freely without "the government" or others hacking into it. The call wasn't a spur of the moment "oh btw I'm fucking Barb" thing, Chris even texted her telling when he was going to call her.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

There's plenty of evidence, she recorded the call because of course she understood it was going to be something big. Chris, being the huge retard he is, kept hyping it up for days and told her he would tell her by voice who his "girlfriend" was because he didn't want texts being leaked, and later urged her to download the Signal app so they could talk freely without "the government" or others hacking into it. The call wasn't a spur of the moment "oh btw I'm fucking Barb" thing, Chris even texted her telling when he was going to call her.

Honestly, I'm still not 100% sure he was fucking Barb
Yes we have testimony from several parties, but the only two who could give it firsthand are Chris and Barb
Chris admitted to it, Barb didn't, that's 50/50 and the admission came from a guy who is known to chat shit and honestly thinks doing that would've been cool and impressive
I still think there's a good chance he did nothing to her, and an equally good chance he may have TRIED getting some action but couldn't so at most he gave her a few kisses and back rubs and then made up the rest

 

[The Un-Clit]

Honestly, I'm still not 100% sure he was fucking Barb
Yes we have testimony from several parties, but the only two who could give it firsthand are Chris and Barb
Chris admitted to it, Barb didn't, that's 50/50 and the admission came from a guy who is known to chat shit and honestly thinks doing that would've been cool and impressive
I still think there's a good chance he did nothing to her, and an equally good chance he may have TRIED getting some action but couldn't so at most he gave her a few kisses and back rubs and then made up the rest

They dont arrest and throw you in the chokey for 2 years, especially not an autistic troon in today's political climate without serious evidence, like semen from a rape kit, or at least evidence of intercourse on an old lady during her exam and no chance of it being with anyone else but the one who bragged about it and admitted it.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

They dont arrest and throw you in the chokey for 2 years (for no reason)

Oh, you're new to the world, aren'tcha? Police and courts are regularly just looking for reasons to arrest people and throw them in jail, they have quotas, and rape is one of the crimes least requiring proof, there have been guys who have been arrested based on one (1) woman's claim alone, neverminded Chris actually giving a confession... He SAID he fucked her, what more could they need?
And don't forget he's a person of interest online and their mailboxes and phones were practically blowing up from people demanding they do something with the guy, they never actually concluded he even committed the crime, they just held him for the amount of time he WOULD have gotten if he DID commit the crime, and then went "well he served the sentence anyway, might as well close this case"

Also
>Rape kit
Barb refused the rape kit and the physical checkup, they have no concrete evidence

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh, you're new to the world, aren'tcha? Police and courts are regularly just looking for reasons to arrest people and throw them in jail, they have quotas, and rape is one of the crimes least requiring proof, there have been guys who have been arrested based on one (1) woman's claim alone, neverminded Chris actually giving a confession... He SAID he fucked her, what more could they need?
And don't forget he's a person of interest online and their mailboxes and phones were practically blowing up from people demanding they do something with the guy, they never actually concluded he even committed the crime, they just held him for the amount of time he WOULD have gotten if he DID commit the crime, and then went "well he served the sentence anyway, might as well close this case"

Also
>Rape kit
Barb refused the rape kit and the physical checkup, they have no concrete evidence

Do you realize you are white-knighting for fucking Chris Chan? Dude....

Anyway you highlight the main point. He said he slept with his own mother. Bragged about it.

Of course he did it. Chris lies to get out of trouble, not into it. Which is why ages later he started denying it but you saw the arrest tape, was that the attitude of an innocent man falsely charged? Fuck no.

Nigger's guilty and I cannot see a single valid argument supporting the argument he's not. He's been proven disgusting human filth time and again. Has he ever been innocent of shit he's been accused of/admitted to before? No. This isn't a pattern that magically changed.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Do you realize you are white-knighting for fucking Chris Chan? Dude....

>Skepticism? Noooo, think of the consequences!
No, I'm not going to NOT raise reasonable questions about what the truth might be out of fear of "white knighting" (How? By calling him a lying moron?) a guy I'm not permitted to question any falsehood about

If I suspect a thing didn't happen, I'm not going to lie to myself that it did just because I want it to have happened so badly for whatever reason, I genuinely think it's possible that it didn't happen

Also Chris lies when he thinks the lie is better than the truth, if he thought fucking his mom made him cool, he would lie about it
Remember he literally had trolls thinking he made porn of his fictional, nonexistent "sister"- what could have been a perfectly good way to get himself off the hook- and he chose to refuse that nice excuse handed him on a silver platter in order to tell the world that NO, IT *WASN'T* A FICTIONAL CHARACTER I'M LEWDING, IT WAS MY BEST FRIEND MAGEN! Sure, that wasn't a lie, but it shows he thinks the worse option is better in some cases
We weren't in the room when he was, or wasn't, fucking Barb thank God for that and so we will never know for certain
Like I said, only two people know for sure, one claimed it happened and the other didn't, it's a cointoss as to who to believe, it's just as likely to have happened as it is likely to not have

 

[Ammyterasu]

Honestly, I'm still not 100% sure he was fucking Barb
Yes we have testimony from several parties, but the only two who could give it firsthand are Chris and Barb
Chris admitted to it, Barb didn't, that's 50/50 and the admission came from a guy who is known to chat shit and honestly thinks doing that would've been cool and impressive
I still think there's a good chance he did nothing to her, and an equally good chance he may have TRIED getting some action but couldn't so at most he gave her a few kisses and back rubs and then made up the rest

Chris does lie a lot, usually when he feels put on the spot and he either wants to save face or appease the other person so they stop giving him a hard time. But he also has no filter and will burst out incredibly personal info (dirty crapped briefs, the Fanta mix, trying to use anal sex toys, wearing his mother's underwear etc) totally unprompted.

I think in this case it's the latter since no one that we know of was egging him on about having a girlfriend, the last troll one was before the Idea Guys saga and he had his "polyamorous marriage" cope. Most importantly he was this close to getting laid for real with Fiona during the upcoming Brony convention, yet Chris was oddly distant and not very enthusiastic even if he trusted her and Bella. Why keeping up the larp instead of focusing on getting the real deal? And at that time for whole months Chris had been ranting about needing to release his sexual frustration in a way other than mass debating (which he complained it took too long and was too tiring), so the need was there.

He had the means and the opportunity, so he just did it without giving a single fuck about the consequences as always.

only two people know for sure, one claimed it happened and the other didn't, it's a cointoss as to who to believe, it's just as likely to have happened as it is likely to not have

You're assuming Barb had no reason to lie to the police, but if it happened why would she implicate herself? Her saying that is par for the course in any scenario (that it didn't happen at all, or that she was too confused to understand what was going on, or that she gave up and let Chris do what he wanted, or that she groomed him all along) so idk how good of a proof it is.