Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Looking at other Chris videos where he acts annoyed with Barb, or just insults her when he doesn't "say the lines" right, and is filled with Chris just not having any time for Barb. I wonder if that bruise really came from "falling because of wet grass".
He then goes straight to demanding if Barb's got his dinner sorted for the night. Accident or not, he behaves like an almost stereotypical domestic abuser in that sequence. Quite perturbing, really.
 
Older people bruise easier. But why are they talking about in the first place?
Her face would still have to connect with something presumably. Maybe she hit the grass face-first? As for why they're talking about it, it definitely sounded like Chris wanted to make sure everyone knows he didn't hit her.

I'm not sure why he even included her in the video though, why would Barb want to watch him trash those shoes? He might as well have been lighting $50 on fire.
 
Her face would still have to connect with something presumably. Maybe she hit the grass face-first? As for why they're talking about it, it definitely sounded like Chris wanted to make sure everyone knows he didn't hit her.

Elderly people can and do get injured from slipping and falling on wet surfaces, and their reflexes are bad so they do land face-first sometimes. I've seen this personally, so it's a totally believable story.

It's only sus because it's Chris.
 
I just didn't get why the fuck he was spray painting inside.
It's Chris. throughout his his life, he's never thought things out well (of course, autism). This is the same person who thought making coffee by plugging the machine into the bathroom's socket was a good idea. It's one of the reasons why his parents should have sent him to sped school, or Bob should have taken him out more often. Who knows how many brain cells he killed by spray painting in an enclosed space. plus it was another house fire waiting to happen.

In the video, Barb complained that she stepped on wet grass which resulted in her fall. I can assume it was raining, but still even an eight year old knows the hazards of spray painting inside a house.
 
Geno is in the process of trooning out, whether this site wants to admit it or not. Referring to Chris as "her" should have made it obvious that he's a tranny sympathizer.
I thought it was not having to run the ire of violating the YouTube Terms of Service (and the irate trannies who report anyone who uses the wrong pronouns).
Hasn't Geno's videos been struck before? I'm sure he wants to avoid further complication with that.
 
Geno is in the process of trooning out, whether this site wants to admit it or not. Referring to Chris as "her" should have made it obvious that he's a tranny sympathizer.
To be fair (obviously Geno troons) the pronoun faggotry is something dictated by YouTube "community standards" in a lot of cases of that channels are paranoid of. I've seen it separate of Chris content and when asking creators, even those in the more "right side" of YouTube, will tell you that's why they do it. Obviously not all do, hence demonitization by her Jewess Susan constantly.
 
Geno is in the process of trooning out, whether this site wants to admit it or not. Referring to Chris as "her" should have made it obvious that he's a tranny sympathizer.
Chris' pronouns are a losing topic for content creators if they want to court a wide audience. Specifically people who see Chris as male usually tolerate content where the creator uses female pronouns for him, but the reverse is less true for those really dedicated to respecting his preferred pronouns. I was a bit annoyed with Based Shaman for calling Chris a she given that he did not refer to Randy Stair as female, but once he went back to calling a Chris a him, there was sperging.

Which brings up a point. Not a lot of Randy Stair content addressing his story exists anymore, think there was a documentary that went poof. People pretty generally accept Randy's entire persona as a fetish or larp, so I wonder if those who are hardcore about respecting Chris's pronouns feel that way about Randy. In both cases their gender identity is baked into a broader delusion, like if some guy said he was Sailor Moon instead of just a woman.

Randy did not attempt to transition though. He did say specifically that his reason for that was he felt surgeries and hormones would just make him a mutilated man. Probably would be hard to find a cosmetic surgeon who could make him look like a Butch Hartman character and fully remove his asshole, which was what he wanted.
 
Elderly people can and do get injured from slipping and falling on wet surfaces, and their reflexes are bad so they do land face-first sometimes. I've seen this personally, so it's a totally believable story.

It's only sus because it's Chris.
Did you hit some elderly woman and get away with it?
 
Randy did not attempt to transition though. He did say specifically that his reason for that was he felt surgeries and hormones would just make him a mutilated man. Probably would be hard to find a cosmetic surgeon who could make him look like a Butch Hartman character and fully remove his asshole, which was what he wanted.
Yeah, what Randy wanted was pretty much some kind of painless genderswap, almost like Chris's binaural beats bullshit. If it weren't, y'know, for the whole murder/suicide shit that Randy felt that he needed to add. Maybe the whole reason why I can't see Chris killing himself or anyone else (deliberately, anyway) is because - as well as being a coward - he is, to some tiny credit to himself, not an edgelord.

NB if anyone's interested, then I suspect that the documentary about Randy that @Chazzed Up refers to is the Metokur Internet Insanity video. It's informative and well-presented, and worth 40 minutes of your time if you have any interest in the subject.

 
NB if anyone's interested, then I suspect that the documentary about Randy that @Chazzed Up refers to is the Metokur Internet Insanity video. It's informative and well-presented, and worth 40 minutes of your time if you have any interest in the subject.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMbYsTpjbzU&t=1522s
I think the one my friend had mentioned to me was actually removed from YT, so I don't think it was the Metokur one. That one is a fine primer but I don't think he deepdived Randy's content much since I don't think his intention was to try to understand Randy, more to make fun of him (which is also fair). Based Shaman thoroughly covered it and some might be left on his website, he also has been reuploading his content lately to Spotify that YT removed. He lost like three channels over the years due to covering TCAP predators, killers, and the like.

Having watched pretty much all of Randy's videos via Shaman covering them, I can't nail down what his problem was. A combination I guess. Mad at his dad for wanting him to work, mad that he couldn't turn YT videomaking into a career, and probably some unspecified mental illnesses. Don't think it was autism though unlike Chris and Elliot Rodger. In fact he was somewhat lucid at several points that the EGS shit was retarded as far as a reason to shoot up his workplace. I've always maintained that he wanted to kill himself for mental illness reasons and the larp stuff was just a lame attempt at a justification.
 
Which brings up a point. Not a lot of Randy Stair content addressing his story exists anymore, think there was a documentary that went poof.
I found out about Stair through this woman. Big True Crime YouTuber. What’s interesting with how she presents it is despite toeing the line on tranny shit even she uses male pronouns and doesn’t take the trans identity as legitimate. It seems that only fringe TRA’s do.


Going back to Chris, there are a lot of red flags in how he talks to Barb and there have been for a while. The future rape is looming over these videos more and more as they go on.

It’s also baffling just how much money Chris can spend on dumb stuff. How does someone even carry and transport $2000 worth of pony merch?
 
It's also baffling just how much money Chris can spend on dumb stuff. How does someone even carry and transport $2000 worth of pony merch?

$2000 doesn't really sound a lot when you're talking about MLP merch and what it would cost. Keep in mind a couple hundred bucks would probably get you a small bundle of licensed MLP merch and the fanbase is so devoted to the franchise that they'll pay it (including Chris).
 
I found out about Stair through this woman. Big True Crime YouTuber. What’s interesting with how she presents it is despite toeing the line on tranny shit even she uses male pronouns and doesn’t take the trans identity as legitimate. It seems that only fringe TRA’s do.
Strange considering it seems like a fair share of people insist on gendering Chris correctly. And the only difference between Randy and Chris is that Chris made a few lazy attempts at transitioning, and Randy didn't. Which as far as I'm aware doesn't make Randy not trans, by the criteria I'm familiar with anyway. Randy is a lot lower profile than Chris is though, somehow, even before Chris committed a major crime. Maybe there would be more dispute/awareness around his gender identity status if more people were talking about him. Fairly sure the small circle of people who are fans of his and his crap cartoon do consider him female.

What I find hilarious and bizarre is that Randy's 'trans' name was still an unambiguously male name, Andrew. And when he voiced this character in his cartoons, he just used his regular man voice.
 
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