Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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I can't for the life of me figure out why the trans and gay community goes out of their way to claim Chris as a member to the point where they attack people on Youtube and X for not calling Chris a woman.
If there is one person who will convince the world all trans people are crazy it is Chris, so why not only walk into that trap but embrace it with glee?

It’s just another version of white knighting him and in some way garnering ammunition against the Kiwifarms and other “transphobes” as perceived bullying of a disabled person can easily be twisted to make us look bad.

Their take is that Chris was miserable as an incel, but since trooning out and realizing who “she” really is, we are just mean to misgender “her” on top of trolling him.

Many normies don’t really know the full story, so they will just basically believe whatever the last thing they were “told”.

Whether or not one considers Chris to really be disabled or handicapped, he clearly isn’t capable of independent living. Many normies also will just view autistics as disabled, likely thinking of Rainman or “Please stand by”
 
I'm hearing that the incest episode will drop on Chris's birthday, with the arrest happening on the date Chris created Sonichu.
In a perfect world the incest bombshell would have been released on Valentines Day and the arrest on his birthday. People may have considered that mean on Geno's part though.


I have not been able to sit through a full video of Chris Chan a comprehensive history in probably two years. So much of post Bob's death Chris is just uninteresting and tedious.

Also part of the reason it got so drawn out is because of the density of random tweets/videos/mumbles/discords/whatever the fuck else Chris was involved in from when he got back on the internet after Bob died compared to his output before, which was mostly restricted to youtube videos and IRL happenings.
I have trouble with the post-Bob videos too and watch them sped-up if I watch them at all. Chris babbling about cartoon ponies and Idea Guys crap is a long way from Classic Chris. Geno should tack some "extras" on to those to pay the boredom tax. Like a prank call from the old days at the end of every boring episode. Anybody remember the soundboard ones? "Chris" harassing the Risotto restaurant or Bob not realizing he is talking to himself always make me lol.
 
I have trouble with the post-Bob videos too and watch them sped-up if I watch them at all.
Since Bob died really only a handful of interesting moments have happened. The gamestop macing in 2014, the idea guys tormenting him in 2018 and him raping his mother in 2021. In-between each event is years of mundane social media posts and Chris doing very little. But what do you do if you committed to making a comprehensive history on someone and you are getting paid to do so? I suggested earlier in the thread of trimming the fat but it really doesn't even make sense to do that monetarily.
 
Since Bob died really only a handful of interesting moments have happened. The gamestop macing in 2014, the idea guys tormenting him in 2018 and him raping his mother in 2021. In-between each event is years of mundane social media posts and Chris doing very little. But what do you do if you committed to making a comprehensive history on someone and you are getting paid to do so? I suggested earlier in the thread of trimming the fat but it really doesn't even make sense to do that monetarily.
I stopped watching Chris sometime when he started his trooning out. That's 2011 or so.

Between then and raping his mom you're right. 10 years of gay discord roleplay and not much else... How time flies. I appreciate the deep dive as the Facebook and Twitter posts are new content.
 
Since Bob died really only a handful of interesting moments have happened. The gamestop macing in 2014, the idea guys tormenting him in 2018 and him raping his mother in 2021. In-between each event is years of mundane social media posts and Chris doing very little. But what do you do if you committed to making a comprehensive history on someone and you are getting paid to do so? I suggested earlier in the thread of trimming the fat but it really doesn't even make sense to do that monetarily.
I stopped watching Chris sometime when he started his trooning out. That's 2011 or so.

Between then and raping his mom you're right. 10 years of gay discord roleplay and not much else... How time flies. I appreciate the deep dive as the Facebook and Twitter posts are new content.
That's why I always watch go back and rewatch part 1 all the way up to part 33 because it had most of the fun moments from the Classic Chris days.

Chris trooning out and being brainwashed by the Idea Guys pretty much ruined everything, the only thing I found hilarious pre-incest and up to now was Larry Vaughan getting Chris to send those perverted messages to random people on Shitter and Chris doing that re.tarded dance to that faggy cover of that Pokemon song from his comeback video :lit:

Although his orbiters can be pretty funny lolcows themselves, seeing William Robinson freak about asians and stealing his mom's credit card to buy a Harley Quinn sex doll was priceless :lit:
Too bad William is up with the lumperjack, I honestly could see possible crazy content with him.
 
The upcoming episode is probably going to be the last for a while. Also part of the reason it got so drawn out is because of the density of random tweets/videos/mumbles/discords/whatever the fuck else Chris was involved in from when he got back on the internet after Bob died compared to his output before, which was mostly restricted to youtube videos and IRL happenings.

Yeah part of the reason I watched was because I barely followed him between 2012 and the merge. It was all just garbage involving ponies, taking place over Twitter and Facebook, which aren’t nearly as funny as 2008 YouTube.
 
I have not been able to sit through a full video of Chris Chan a comprehensive history in probably two years. So much of post Bob's death Chris is just uninteresting and tedious. I don't blame Geno at all the material he has to work with just isn't good. The first 35 episodes are fantastic though and great to rewatch. I've met people completely unfamiliar with lolcows who have watched and thoroughly enjoyed the documentary which is really awesome.
Pretty much the same, the first two dozen or so were good, the ones that came after that just seemed to be real boring to me. I think Geno has done a really good job here, and it will be most comprehensive documentary ever put to together, i'm not sure if anyone has a watch time running total or not, but it has to be pushign 60 hours at this point.
 
Whether or not one considers Chris to really be disabled or handicapped, he clearly isn’t capable of independent living. Many normies also will just view autistics as disabled, likely thinking of Rainman or “Please stand by”
Of course ge's disabled, are you dumb?
 
It’s just another version of white knighting him and in some way garnering ammunition against the Kiwifarms and other “transphobes” as perceived bullying of a disabled person can easily be twisted to make us look bad.

Their take is that Chris was miserable as an incel, but since trooning out and realizing who “she” really is, we are just mean to misgender “her” on top of trolling him.

Many normies don’t really know the full story, so they will just basically believe whatever the last thing they were “told”.

Whether or not one considers Chris to really be disabled or handicapped, he clearly isn’t capable of independent living. Many normies also will just view autistics as disabled, likely thinking of Rainman or “Please stand by”

Yet to believe all this you have to ignore that he was threatening teachers and deans and harassing women long before the internet found him.

Heck, his first arrest and ban from college predates anyone on the internet knowing who he was.
People should stop treating movies like research, there has yet to be one that shows what real autism is like.
Chris isn't a victim and he isn't a bad person because of his autism, he is a sex offender who just happens to have autism.

Even if the internet didn't exist and he didn't have autism he would still be an evil selfish person who raped his own mother.
 
Of going over information other people had compiled, and continue to do so, over almost 20 years?
There are a good dozen channels that literally are just someone reading out cwcki articles verbatim that's not what Geno does. He writes his own scripts, complies the images needed, narrates the episode and edits it all together into a nicely presented package.
 
Yet to believe all this you have to ignore that he was threatening teachers and deans and harassing women long before the internet found him.

Heck, his first arrest and ban from college predates anyone on the internet knowing who he was.
People should stop treating movies like research, there has yet to be one that shows what real autism is like.
Chris isn't a victim and he isn't a bad person because of his autism, he is a sex offender who just happens to have autism.

Even if the internet didn't exist and he didn't have autism he would still be an evil selfish person who raped his own mother.
But would he have been a sex offender without the autism?

Please understand that I'm not saying "autists are always rapey", but if Chris hadn't had his special flavour of autism I think chances are he could have gotten laid the normal way fairly easily, instead of turning into whatever it is he eventually did become. He was never good-looking, but he also wasn't ugly, there's every chance that, if he set his sights realistically and didn't ramble on about Sonichu every chance he got, he would have been able to get a girlfriend. Would he still have trooned out? I think probably yes, he always gave off those vibes, but even many troons have active sex lives (with other troons, granted, but again it's a matter of settling). You just can't be picky when you're a 3/10 man cleaning floors at Burger King. Ugly, unsuccessful, unintelligent, fat guys get laid all the time. It's just a matter of recognising your limits and adjusting your sights accordingly, which Chris' autism prevents him from doing.

Hell, the tardbucks already gives Chris some inherent boyfriend value. That's stable income, something very few (even non-autistic) working class yanks have. Chris doesn't have to juggle three part-time cashier jobs to afford rent for a small apartment and just enough food and meth to get by, the government takes care of that for him. He also could earn a fair chunk extra if he'd just sit down and spend an hour a day drawing commissions.
 
I have not been able to sit through a full video of Chris Chan a comprehensive history in probably two years. So much of post Bob's death Chris is just uninteresting and tedious. I don't blame Geno at all the material he has to work with just isn't good. The first 35 episodes are fantastic though and great to rewatch. I've met people completely unfamiliar with lolcows who have watched and thoroughly enjoyed the documentary which is really awesome.
A reason behind this could be that all the "good" trolls quit post bobs death. Sure, the miscreants were cringe in hindsight. But at least they weren't constantly enabling his delusions and progressively making him worse.
 
But would he have been a sex offender without the autism?

The TLDR answer to all of your post is that he would have been a totally different person without the autism.

While he is pretty stupid, he isn’t that retarded. It’s mostly a combination of the social difficulties of his autism and the unique misunderstanding but coddling his parents gave him which has lead to him as he became and is today.

He wouldn’t be smart without the autism, but he probably would have an easier time navigating the world.

He wouldn’t have the tard bucks though, but he might even hold down a job related to whatever it was he studied at community college.

Chris Chan is a creation of his unique circumstances.
There are other cows, but a lot of them are quite similar, like the fat terminally online guys, a lot of Troons, and certainly a good number of death fats get up to pretty similar antics and have similar opinions, despite not knowing each other and in some cases outright hating each other.

The circumstances of elderly parents wealthy enough to spoil him, not willing to understand or listen to advice on handling a child like Chris, then not particularly reining in his behavior even after encounters with the law and college professors, combined with Chris’s autistic view of the world and main character syndrome.

It takes a fair few moving parts to align to get someone like him.
 
What the fuck are you even complaining about you assmad nigger?
Was a question, not a complaint. Why are you so angry? :story:
There are a good dozen channels that literally are just someone reading out cwcki articles verbatim that's not what Geno does. He writes his own scripts, complies the images needed, narrates the episode and edits it all together into a nicely presented package.
Geno fans really don't like it when you don't praise mediocre work, do they? Very strange.
 
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