Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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I am really scared that the next episode is going to pretend the whole Barb thing was made up by the trolls and Chris did nothing wrong just because Geno wants to stay on Chris' good side.

I hope and I am wrong.
No worries, Geno just states the documented facts. Why fuck it up now? And Chris is already pissed at him for selling his versions of the Sonichu/Rosichu medallions.

Remember that Chris incriminated himself nicely with his unprompted bragging to multiple people and it just can't be spinned otherwise.
 
I noticed Chris was wearing a pink collar. Do we know where he got that? It kind of looks like a BDSM thing. Also, have we had a closer look at that drawing behind him? It looks like two ponies making out, and they're drawn like children.
 
What surprised me is how Geno just drops the motherfucking in like a thunderbolt at 23:45 well before the leadup and teasing the 'older girlfriend' business. It's jarring in it's abruptness for those who didn't know this was coming, and is then followed by unrelated content for the next couple minutes and leaving the (admittedly few by now) people who didn't know about the Barbussy Bandit saga going "what the HELL did he just say???" until the actual story's lead up.

I almost wonder if this was an editing mistake and was ment to come later?
 
Next episode, our boy Ralph will receive that Chris-Chan bump. Hopefully Ralph will sperg out at Geno.
Maybe it will finally prompt Ralph to go back to Virginia and do the Chris Chan interview he was desperately trying to get when he was out for revenge on Null making fun of Pantsu's shitty engagement ring.
 
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