Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Mr. Manchester]

I finished watching it. There was some more disgusting evidence of Chris fucking his own mother that I didn't know about. It's not like I wasn't already convinced but still.

Next episode, our boy Ralph will receive that Chris-Chan bump. Hopefully Ralph will sperg out at Geno.

Nothing would make Ralph happier than an Ethan Ralph Comprehensive History.

 

['Ole Dente]

Its up.

Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teen ages…

The Barbussying is upon us.

 

[Black Spruce]

Hiatus coming after the next episode. I wonder if it's going to be the actual end or if it's just an extended break. The jail saga had some off the wall retarded shit going on that it would be a shame to never mention.

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

Its up.

I haven’t listened to this in years but damn it’s fucking brutal to listen to.

TIL: Chris spoke to the soul of my favorite mass shooter

 

[TV's Adam West]

TIL: Chris spoke to the soul of my favorite mass shooter

Sean, is that you?

 

[The_Red_Man]

Someone please clip GenoSamuel explaining the Sneed's Feed and Seed meme.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Someone please clip GenoSamuel explaining the Sneed's Feed and Seed meme.

you ask and you shall receive

also naught was based as fuck calling WTC a faggot

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Hearing Geno say the words "Chuck's Fuck and Suck" has made my day.

 

[FinnSven]

Next episode, our boy Ralph will receive that Chris-Chan bump. Hopefully Ralph will sperg out at Geno.

I hope he goes and tries to find Geno in China but ends up being beaten up again after getting into arguments with innocent Chinese people who follow him around thinking he is the pig Demon from a Journey to the West.

 

[A Grey Cat]

i will say out of context, this made me laugh out loud

God that dopey wide eyed smile he got pre barbgate. Is it any wonder we commented how Chris has the look of someone "not all there anymore?" When he streamed his reactions to the tf2 videos.

Next episode, our boy Ralph will receive that Chris-Chan bump. Hopefully Ralph will sperg out at Geno.

I'll never forget the day I watched that fucker breathing milkshakes like air while hoping to catch Chris on stream.

 

[King Metalia]

Its up.

I'd have waited an eternity for this. It's over Chris.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

God that dopey wide eyed smile he got pre barbgate. Is it any wonder we commented how Chris has the look of someone "not all there anymore?" When he streamed his reactions to the tf2 videos.

funny you say that because every time i watched a chris video it just reminds me of the dead autistic star chris always had

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Chris comes off as completely unhinged in this episode. I can't imagine Barb lying in bed when THAT comes dancing into the room with a dildo and sex manual in his hands. I just hope she was absent mentally by that time so she didn't have to register that face moving in to French kiss her.

 

[Susanna]

I’d completely forgotten about Barb officially changing her name to Barbie-chan Rosechu.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Which tarot card do I need to play twice in a row for Chris to try and use a Keuring in WCT's bathroom?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I’d completely forgotten about Barb officially changing her name to Barbie-chan Rosechu.

wait what

that's her actual legal name? i thought that was some autistic name Chris had for her. i didn't hear the part where it was legally changed.

holy fuck how come every single time i go back to christory, it's even more fucked than i imagine

edit: am retarded

 

[Susanna]

wait what

that's her actual legal name? i thought that was some autistic name Chris had for her. i didn't hear the part where it was legally changed.

holy fuck how come every single time i go back to christory, it's even more fucked than i imagine

No, it's just something Chris invented. I found it briefly hilarious that he'd think that lie even remotely plausible, then forgot about it when the incest saga began like a week later.
I super regretted being just a lurker here, since null locked everything down and I had to resort to fucking reddit to get info and discuss. Those guys utterly suck, just a bunch of Bella simps.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I fully believe Chris abused his mother in more ways than just sexual abuse, taking money from her. I don't want to imagine what that might entail but I definitely believe he broke her in the end. She was a shitty person in a lot of ways, raised him to be shitty too, and then he picked up a few abuse tactics from all the people who have manipulated him over the years.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Hiatus coming after the next episode. I wonder if it's going to be the actual end or if it's just an extended break. The jail saga had some off the wall retarded shit going on that it would be a shame to never mention.

Probably just a break, Geno can probably cover everything Chris did in jail in one episode and it's not like he's done that much since getting out of the slammer.

 

[Fortyone]

Hiatus coming after the next episode. I wonder if it's going to be the actual end or if it's just an extended break. The jail saga had some off the wall retarded shit going on that it would be a shame to never mention.

A pretty significant portion of the earlier episodes was letter reading, so I don't see why the prison letters couldn't be read alongside other developments.