Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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my main issue with this documentary is that 99% is boring and irrelevant, nobody really cares about what he posted on twitter everyday, its not really funny or important to any arc that anybody would find interesting, what chris thinks of a background pony doesn't really tell us anything about his mentality or make us laugh. so why include it?
all the good shit about christory happened before he became a tomgirl when he was trying to make it as an artist, it accounts for the first 10 or so videos in this series,
really sad to see people in the comments whos only exposure to chirs was through geno, i beg them to watch the father call because its way better than what he posted on facebook on march 16 2018
 
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SpergioLeonne said:
Episode eighty fucking four. I’m sure by now the videos are under a half hour, he loops the intro music five times, and the whole body of each is mix of full length unedited audio recordings and podcast segments that mention Chris
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"you think i'm overextending this? dude i could be even more obnoxious, i cut out so much audio you'd be amazed"

you're right though its insane. this special episodes should have not only been a special super long one it should have covered July up until the arrest.

The episode should have opened up with that convo between null and chris where he superimposed the images to really spell it out, and the rest of the ep is chris playing coy badly then he gets arrested. Imagine if he didn't take such a long hiatus or just cut a bit more so the doc could "end" at chris going to jail and everyone can move on.
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and using it as a primary occupation puts him in the position of shaking the money tree quicker than it can grow more fruit
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You're a lot more confident than i am. 100% chance Chris will still be in jail by episode 100 and we get a dozen episodes of him reading letters. Also Chris' antics got a lot more normalized as he got older, the gays really accepted him and that led to him not being so spergy online as well as making him just a normal loser on social media. 2020 chris wasn't that different from tens of millions of other people at the time. Outside of the schizo stuff Chris is a run of the mill adult tranny so a doc on his antics will be boring as shit.
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But would he have been a sex offender without the autism?
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100% Yes, people treat the disabled like they're unique instead of just having a mental problem instead of a physicals one. a guy with one arm can be a rapist and chris clearly would have been just as much of a shithead towards women even without the 'tism. He literally had girlfriends die and in his mind they weren't trolls and he still shrugged it off like a piece of shit, same thing with the rape, it just wouldn't have been his mom but instead "this chick was totally giving me the vibes man" and we'd all have to suffer for it.

He'd be the creep that works at the workplace that won't take no for an answer, the one women point to as proof "its not just black guys that act like this"

Honestly the 'tism has done more good for him than bad, tism just means bad social skills its not the reason he fucked up his commission job or barely cared for girlfriends or demands so much from people. thats just from being a dick.
Pedophobe said:
Yeah a "comprehensive documentary" is great for academic reference but terrible for popular entertainment.
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maybe i'm just being an asshole but its also clear his standards for what should go in the documentary has expanded over the series, no way in hell was every social media post/phone call/video played in its entirety during the classic 39 episodes.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
I fully believe Chris abused his mother in more ways than just sexual abuse, taking money from her. I don't want to imagine what that might entail but I definitely believe he broke her in the end. She was a shitty person in a lot of ways, raised him to be shitty too, and then he picked up a few abuse tactics from all the people who have manipulated him over the years.
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And thus, Chris has lived long enough to see himself become the troll, the abuser, and the messiah complex ridden mother fucker.

Ironic ain't it.

But on a more joyful note. I'm excited for Ethan Ralph's shoutout in episode 85.
 
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We've been waiting for this day for three years. It is nice to finally have this part of the saga covered. I'm sure the next couple of episodes will cover the initial arrest and the revelations about the trolls behind the incest call.

After that it is going to weird where we have a huge chunk of time not being covered because Chris was in jail and there were no updates.
 
The thing that strikes me about this episode is that as Chris commits one of the most heinous acts imaginable, he continues to go about his normal life, babbling and sperging as if nothing is wrong. Yet although he says things like "old people need love too" and talk with Null about his new girlfriend, he knows not to say who it is. That shows that he knows it's wrong and just doesn't care at all. This is exactly what makes Chris dangerous. He looks just stupid, but he uses that to mask what is really going on and has no conscience whatsoever.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
I fully believe Chris abused his mother in more ways than just sexual abuse, taking money from her. I don't want to imagine what that might entail but I definitely believe he broke her in the end. She was a shitty person in a lot of ways, raised him to be shitty too, and then he picked up a few abuse tactics from all the people who have manipulated him over the years.
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I'm extremely convinced Chris had gotten physical with Barb. There was the infamous video where Barb wanders in, and Chris immediately orders her to tell the camera how she got that bruise on her face, then completes her answer by saying she slipped taking the trash out, and somehow landed on her face right where someone would hit her.

I'm also convinced that the sex wasn't strictly for Chris getting off, but some sort of power thing to show Barb he was in charge. That whole bit where Barb threw stuff out of his and he got physical with a doll and even humped it in order to demonstrate to Barb how upset he was with her was a pretty good foreshadow. Folks have said that Chris was always afraid of Barb, but I think Chris had finally realized he wasn't anymore and decided to show his mom that stud Chandler was finally the boss.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
The thing that strikes me about this episode is that as Chris commits one of the most heinous acts imaginable, he continues to go about his normal life, babbling and sperging as if nothing is wrong. Yet although he says things like "old people need love too" and talk with Null about his new girlfriend, he knows not to say who it is. That shows that he knows it's wrong and just doesn't care at all. This is exactly what makes Chris dangerous. He looks just stupid, but he uses that to mask what is really going on and has no conscience whatsoever.
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Yeah he gave me the creeps way more than usual. It will be covered for sure in the next episode, but reminder that the incest call was hosted on a encrypted calls app because Chris feared that the government would listen to it.
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