Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Imagine having an at least semi-cute autistic 18 year old lusting after you and you decide to fuck your almost 80 year old mom instead. Just such Chris.
Maybe its just training.. like, when Lucy pulls the football out of the way and Charlie Brown ends up on his ass for the 185th time, maybe eventually, some day, he just doesn’t try to kick it anymore and fucks his elderly mom instead
 
It wasn't a bad episode. More interesting then the last 10 or more. I think the next episode will be much better as long as Bella is mentioned without hesitation. Fiona should be too, I have always found it annoying that her and "Wallflower" were obfuscated on the CWCki when they are both parts of Christory and neither of their identities are secret.
Fiona I kind of get being obfuscated, but kind of don't. The Wallflower isn't, it takes 5 seconds of googling- but I found the attempt to make a Wallflower 2.0 to be almost autistic memery.

Fiona does deserve having a normal enough life anyways, so it doesn't bother me too much.

I can't even recall all her nicknames as its been a long time,

but yeah Snoo in discord knew who Chris was and was super sexual and into him. That should have been her nickname, if you want to obscuate her irl identity.

Suitress or w.e is just an attempt by CwCki staff to make their own stamp on Christory for ego.

Its like calling Null "The bagman" instead of Joshua Moon and trying to create a brand new nickname, just because you can, and you want the story to rhyme with the way they named Heather "The Wallflower", except Fiona did have an online history and persona before and during this saga, Heather didn't.
 
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Fiona I kind of get being obfuscated, but kind of don't. The Wallflower isn't, it takes 5 seconds of googling- but I found the attempt to make a Wallflower 2.0 to be almost autistic memery.

Fiona does deserve having a normal enough life anyways, so it doesn't bother me too much.

I can't even recall all her nicknames as its been a long time,

but yeah Snoo in discord knew who Chris was and was super sexual and into him. That should have been her nickname, if you want to obscuate her irl identity.

Suitress or w.e is just an attempt by CwCki staff to make their own stamp on Christory for ego.

Its like calling Null "The bagman" instead of Joshua Moon and trying to create a brand new nickname, just because you can, and you want the story to rhyme with the way they named Heather "The Wallflower", except Fiona did have an online history and persona before and during this saga, Heather didn't.
Didn't Heather turn out to be a bit of a cow herself?
 
Suitress or w.e is just an attempt by CwCki staff to make their own stamp on Christory for ego.

Its like calling Null "The bagman" instead of Joshua Moon and trying to create a brand new nickname, just because you can, and you want the story to rhyme with the way they named Heather "The Wallflower", except Fiona did have an online history and persona before and during this saga, Heather didn't.
The reason Fiona was originally obfuscated, from what I gathered in my brief time as a CWCki Discord mod, was to protect her from harassment; because she basically entered Christory as a (relatively) innocent bystander literally 2 weeks before shit went down. People forget that she didn't even interact with Chris until July 19, and that at the time of the incest leaks we basically still knew jack shit about her. IMO, given the incredibly exceptional circumstances, it was a good move.

The problem only came when she was kept anonymous for months after any risk of harassment was gone, and after she had actively sought out attention surrounding her relation to Chris through her AMA. The moratorium should have only lasted a couple weeks at most, and her AMA should've rendered it moot. There was no reason to refer to her as "The Suitress" for 2 years, and at this point it's caused confusion among observers which sucks.
 
I never understood that, the CWCki treats Heather and Fiona as if they are in witness protection.
It's one of my pet peeves with this place. Users love to simp over people that get in the orbit of cows, especially women. Those who hang around horrible people are likely bad people themselves. Chris was a known shitty person before all that. Even after the motherfucking people are still tryingto protect flutter's "innocence"
 
My guess would be translating the series into other languages. I do believe episode one is in Spanish already.
Imagine doing it all over again in Spanish.
Imagine just doing it so stinky Mexicans can watch it while eating tacos and burritos and chimichangas.
I know Geno is autistic, but im not sure if he's that autistic
 
The reason Fiona was originally obfuscated, from what I gathered in my brief time as a CWCki Discord mod, was to protect her from harassment; because she basically entered Christory as a (relatively) innocent bystander literally 2 weeks before shit went down. People forget that she didn't even interact with Chris until July 19, and that at the time of the incest leaks we basically still knew jack shit about her. IMO, given the incredibly exceptional circumstances, it was a good move.

The problem only came when she was kept anonymous for months after any risk of harassment was gone, and after she had actively sought out attention surrounding her relation to Chris through her AMA. The moratorium should have only lasted a couple weeks at most, and her AMA should've rendered it moot. There was no reason to refer to her as "The Suitress" for 2 years, and at this point it's caused confusion among observers which sucks.
There's two reasons why she was obfuscated when it came to the Mean Girls. RIP Spooky Bones I guess, it was fun

The first was to spite ILJ because she tried to pin everything on Fiona, leaked Fiona's picture (claiming that Fiona was actually her) and wanted to throw her completely under the bus- so it was funny to take the complete opposite approach and white knight her just to spite Bella.

The second was that Fiona, while a complete ween, didn't seem malicious. In that sense, this entire thing was going to blow up and ruin a lot of people's lives online (some deserved), but people felt a bit of pity about her. The reason why people got angry was when she did try 15 seconds of fame afterwards, we saw it as one of the dumbest possible moves, but she was underaged at the time.

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She actually wound up doing the smart thing, and seems to have moved on. Graduated in 2021, working as a swim instructor now. Well better off doing this than getting further involved in the CwCsphere

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Id honestly be fine with obfuscating her name at this point, but I found the need to insert a brand new nickname (The suitress) to be completely autistic and ego driven by CwCki staff to try and make the saga rhyme with The Wallflower, or something- I presume

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I hadn't looked at that in quite a while. Is there something wrong on my end or are those hilarious pics of Heather and her father missing from the OP now???

I can see the caption then empty space then the fapfic spoilers. No links or broken image warnings or anything.
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EDIT: Nevermind, it must be a Xenforo thing, the image links are still in the page source and are still active, it's just not displaying them:
 
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How does The Suitress rhyme with Wallflower? What autistic version of English am I missing out on?
 
but yeah Snoo in discord knew who Chris was and was super sexual and into him. That should have been her nickname, if you want to obscuate her irl identity.

Suitress or w.e is just an attempt by CwCki staff to make their own stamp on Christory for ego.

Its like calling Null "The bagman" instead of Joshua Moon and trying to create a brand new nickname, just because you can, and you want the story to rhyme with the way they named Heather "The Wallflower", except Fiona did have an online history and persona before and during this saga, Heather didn't.
"Suitress" was used because the Suitress Policy ruled out using her screennames. This line was in an early version of it: "Nevertheless, making any reference to her identity, which includes the usage of her screennames, will result in a permanent ban." Also, IIRC, the Policy was something conceived of by one editor. Two other editors opposed it, but were persuaded to roll with it. I didn't like it, but didn't want to unilaterally strike it down, so I negotiated down some points of it (like easing the ban language, and lifting the screenname restriction eventually). Later there was another discussion on it and editors agreed to remove the whole policy.
 
"Suitress" was used because the Suitress Policy ruled out using her screennames. This line was in an early version of it: "Nevertheless, making any reference to her identity, which includes the usage of her screennames, will result in a permanent ban." Also, IIRC, the Policy was something conceived of by one editor. Two other editors opposed it, but were persuaded to roll with it. I didn't like it, but didn't want to unilaterally strike it down, so I negotiated down some points of it (like easing the ban language, and lifting the screenname restriction eventually). Later there was another discussion on it and editors agreed to remove the whole policy.
There was definitely some autism around it. I can remember in the Mean Girls there were 2 people who seemed to have some personal connection with Snoo from the CwC discord, but yeah. I think it was honestly part personal involvement, personal connection, and Id lean towards ego on creating the nickname, honestly.

Never saw the need to go out of the way to target Fiona, like Angry Canadian would do on the OnionFarms when he got booted out of said group, but also really, really did not see the need to make her into some Saint.

Shes a part of Christory, should and did move on, but shouldn't have a shrine either and not talking about her in any way actually adds to the speculation and creates an overall hole in the narrative that ought to be filled
 
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