Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[deadson]

I also never liked the “Bella is evil” posting, if only because that’s giving her what she wants. She never struck me as much more than a victim of childhood abuse. Everything from “I’m such a disgusting femcel with foot fungus” to “I took testosterone in high school to get stronger so I could bully other girls” just screams “I don’t want to be attractive to potential abusers”. Any sort of psychopath she is not. There’s also still zero evidence for the hamster boiling, just the testimony of a known liar trying to build herself up as a monster to her idiot friends. Take it from someone who used to shoot birds with an air rifle, boiling hamsters sounds made up.

It's not, really. She has her own thread here literally showing how psychotic she is.

It’s here

70 minutes long, no intro music, just static.

My god, it's finally here.

 

[Random Internet Person]

It was called "the 9/11 of the internet" and fir a good reason. Both were horrible tragedies only a select few saw coming, the landscape of our lives was forever changed by them both, and it's hard to belive its already been 3 years since it (barb gate) happened.

The whole thing was crazy. I don’t know what was the height of the insanity. There was a board being made in real time. The Wildcat being immortalized as a lolcow with a picture that epitomized the “I didn’t choose the thing life. The thing life chose me.” meme. Watching Bella be revealed as a monster thanks to a dog named Max. And my personal favorite, Ethan Ralph live-streaming the arrest all because Null shit talked his girl’s engagement ring.

You could have seen it, but you wouldn’t have believed it.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I love the comments non-stop roasting Bella and I love how Geno said her name and all the shit she did in the episode
Fuck you self-hating mexican fungus whore, we all hate you

 

[AmazingEagle]

Ralph's gunt picture never fails to crack me up. I laughed for like 30 seconds straight.

His gunt looks like melting strawberry ice cream.

 

[Mr. Anderson]

I've pretty much slogged through the whole series and kept up since I finished. I started, if I remember correctly, around episode 35.... By the time I got up to the most recent episode, he'd made up to episode 45... Literally took the time it took him to make 10 episodes to watch the whole thing.... I would sit down and chill with it and work on work and what not.
Geno is goated. I look forward to these updates honestly.
But we're on it. THEE episode. Kind of crazy to see a documentary covering events I followed kind of closely. Good to get the full timeline now.
What I can't believe is how a "1337 hAX0r" would use the same pfp for her personal profile and her hacker profile and call herself undoxable...

 

[Antoninus Elagabalus]

King Cobra and the Guntmeister in the same episode.
God, what a finale, a work of art.

 

[PlasticOwls]

How much longer does chris have health wise?

Knowing how long both Barb and Bob lived despite...everything, a pretty long time.

Chris might very well be the next Tooter and live for decades more.

 

[Susanna]

There was video of it you retard including her laughing and saying "swim fucker swim." And that's not even getting into other delightful behavior like sneaking troon hormones into the food of one of her "friends."

Oh, then by all means link me to it. All I recall from when this actually happened was a blurry thumbnail picture that could have been anything from the chess club archive, which isn’t even backed as a hamster boiling by the following replies. Giving Louis estrogen falls under the same category, I just don’t consider anyone in the chess club a particularly trustworthy witness. Bella lied about all sorts of nonsense to build up her “haha I’m so awful” persona, and then when it all blows up the other chess club members are actively trying to throw her under the bus.

It's not, really. She has her own thread here literally showing how psychotic she is.

I know, and it’s like sixty pages of guys going “I can fix her” and sixty of “hey I know you’re reading this you suck”. One of the worst threads on kiwifarms, frankly, finding anything even half reliable in there is a mess. Null locked it for a reason, and that reason clearly wasn’t to protect her.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Knowing how long both Barb and Bob lived despite...everything, a pretty long time.

Chris might very well be the next Tooter and live for decades more.

How long until he does drugs to "see the void" or some shit?

 

[King Metalia]

It's not, really. She has her own thread here literally showing how psychotic she is.


My god, it's finally here.

Oh this takes me back to that day in July 2021. I wasn't there for the build up to big reveal. I didn't know about Chris telling Null he had what he called a sexual relationship with an "over 50 year old woman". So imagine my surprise when in my YouTube recommendations I see all these videos talking about how Chris boned his mother.

It's been 3 years since than. Where did the time go?

 

[innocent jogger]

Oh this takes me back to that day in July 2021.

It's been 3 years since than. Where did the time go?

I can't believe how the time has flown either or that we are actually here.

I started exploring Christory a couple of months before the Incest Reveal, which is what really brought me into the Kiwi Farms (only to have it start going offline due to trannie faggots). I was there, man. I was there.

Spoiler: *Spoilers*

After so much boring content in past 254 episodes this was an excellent end! Congratulations @SamuellyGenie on a great job. I somehow missed the actual G5 Pony Tard Rage video before (although I was familiar with the Thanos-Chris snapping the little girls toys out of existence event). That brought me Classic Chris vibes!

I was really wondering how Geno would treat Fiona and Bella and he did better than I could have even hoped for. Including Fiona's part and her pics/messages but still censoring her enough from normies was very professional but....DAMN! He hit Bella with both guns blazing, even including the video of her forcefully humping that girl against the couch.

The shout out to Cobes (I needed a fucking beer when I heard about that shit too, Cobes!) made me chuckle and including the fucking Gunt pic made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video until I was done.

Best. CWC. Doc. Evar.

 

[Black Yoshi]

How much longer does chris have health wise?

Well Barb was once a land whale and she's over 80.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

It truly was the Dimensional Merge, everything just went to insanity for a while.

 

[Lost Chord]

I'm still amazed that there was an attractive young woman literally down to go down on Chris, but he threw her away to be with Barb.
Great episode.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Can you really blame Chris when Barb gave him this come hither stare?

 

[Too Sneed to care]

Chris might very well be the next Tooter and live for decades more.

Holy shit how similar those two really are

 

[deadson]

Oh this takes me back to that day in July 2021. I wasn't there for the build up to big reveal. I didn't know about Chris telling Null he had what he called a sexual relationship with an "over 50 year old woman". So imagine my surprise when in my YouTube recommendations I see all these videos talking about how Chris boned his mother.

It's been 3 years since than. Where did the time go?

I remember telling people who were curious not to dive in if they valued their sanity. Some listened, I envied that (still do).

I know, and it’s like sixty pages of guys going “I can fix her” and sixty of “hey I know you’re reading this you suck”. One of the worst threads on kiwifarms, frankly, finding anything even half reliable in there is a mess. Null locked it for a reason, and that reason clearly wasn’t to protect her.

And just because the thread sucked doesn't mean she's exempt to critique. And there was a lot of it because she was a genuinely terrible person.

 

[PhoBingas]

I remember telling people who were curious not to dive in if they valued their sanity. Some listened, I envied that (still do).

Somebody at the moose factory started talking about the doc and asked if I ever heard of Chris Chan. I had to play dumb.

 

[innocent jogger]

I remember telling people who were curious not to dive in if they valued their sanity. Some listened, I envied that (still do).


And just because the thread sucked doesn't mean she's exempt to critique. And there was a lot of it because she was a genuinely terrible person.

It's time for a new thread on her, with "just the facts, ma'am." I don't want to make it though, her and CWC are both disgusting bad luck monkey paws.

 

[Susanna]

And just because the thread sucked doesn't mean she's exempt to critique. And there was a lot of it because she was a genuinely terrible person.

Oh, please don't think I'm making apologies for her. She's trash. I'm just saying that I don't buy into the evil persona she was trying to cultivate one bit, and that I think most of it was just idiotic bluster. More than anything I found her pathetic.