Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Sugriva]

This being the end of Season 1 doesn't sit well with me. If anything I feel like we are 95% of the way there. How would you guys divide the video series into seasons?

B.C. and A.D.
(Before Comitting incest, After Dicking his mom.)

 

[glue eater]

I'm just rambling, and I do apologize if I'm repeating other people, but I'm not going through 300 pages to check.

Just think of the case of Isabella Janke. You want to be the most famous troll of all time, beating even Bluespike in pure sociopathic malice by getting a retarded troon to kill himself. But you didn't take into account that you, too, are a retard, and now your real life person got exposed. And it will be plastered on every documentary and article about a mentally disabled man shitting his pants and drinking his cum. This is who you will be associated with, forever, unto the end of time.

I think Janke is the biggest loser of the entire CWC saga. Chris Chan was pretty much doomed from beginning, but Janke came from a rich glowie family and was in education, until that got snatched from her for torturing hamsters and encouraging a middle aged crossdresser to fuck his mom.

And rightly so.

 

[TheTourist]

I think Janke is the biggest loser of the entire CWC saga.

By a mile. By a spectacular, flaming car wreck of a mile.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Yeah because Jesse was a good kid from a good home that got his life completely fucked up. You were supposed to feel empathetic for Jesse because he wasn't the villain of the story

Jesse was an obnoxious, loser shitbag. I never liked or felt sorry for him.
The writing was very typical of the sort of subversion that goes on everywhere these days, where pieces of garbage are made out to be heroes and/or victims, instead of being condemned for their choices.

 

[Drama Fan]

It’s here

70 minutes long, no intro music, just static.

I think he got the timeline a little disordered around the MATI clip/Null stuff.
The MATI clip he plays at 46:30 is from July 30, 2021- No Good Deed Goes Unpunished at around 16:45, which is the day the audio leaked according to the Patreon update he shows just prior. However, prior to this, he's already talking about Barb's EPO, Chris' embezzling of the $750 from Barb, and the van being found at the hotel. This would all occur after July 30th because it takes a bit of time for people to badger the police, get police out there, get the EPO, and then get rejected by his relatives to lead to the theft of the money/hotel saga. These things are also not talked about until the next week's MATI, Dimensional Merge - Mad at the Internet August 6th, 2021 (segment starts around 9:05, 35:15 is when he talks about the $750, thereabouts would be a good clip for Geno's documentary at this point because it's Null's feelings chronologically at that point in the story) which probably would have been a better clip; this is the one where Null talks about completely giving up on Chris because he deliberately lied to him about stealing $750 and violating the EPO

 

[Rent Tin]

I think he got the timeline a little disordered around the MATI clip/Null stuff...

I noticed this too, the parts he took from MATI were poor choices and the poor chronology doesn't help either.

 

[TotalWeenDeath]

took me 85 episodes to realize a lot of the funny shit geno does in the videos is intentional

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

Seeing how much of this episode dedicated to Bella, how long untill Geno commits assisted suicide curtesy of glowing Papa Janke?

 

[Null]

I think he got the timeline a little disordered around the MATI clip/Null stuff.

He did. I kind of wish he had spoken to me directly because there's stuff that's straight out of order. It's hard for me to remember because I am in Euro times but it all happened in CWC time.

News breaks out that Chris might have fucked his mother. I am skeptical of this because if comes from Bella and the retards on Discord. I am also somewhat wary this might be entirely consensual because Barb has a history of bizarre and inappropriate contact with Chris. I have no way of actually processing what is happening because it comes out of nowhere, so my focus is just making sure Chris doesn't die. This is what the MATI clip is referencing.

When Chris is removed from 14BLC because of the EPO, he has nowhere to go. He does start driving to his relative's home, but when they find out why he's having to leave, they revoke their offer. The police are literally waiting at the home of his relatives when he arrives there and tell him he is not allowed on premises.

At this time, I decide I am going to just start giving Chris the GFM money in piecemeal. I mentioned in the GFM that it could be used for emergencies and this qualified. Problem is: Getting this money to Chris would take all weekend (because I am sending $1000 to a new contact via Zelle, which requires approval not given over weekends) and he'd have no money and nowhere to go until then, so I tell him to SLEEP IN HIS CAR in a PARKING LOT such as Walmart. I tell him he just needs to do this ONE DAY before I can get money to him.

I discover at some point shortly after that Chris wired himself $750 to pay for a hotel. He did this by using his privileged access to Barbara's bank account. He also lied straight to my fucking face about this until I showed him I knew. My only request was that he spend ONE DAY sleeping in his van so I could help him without literally stealing from Barb and violating his EPO and he couldn't even do that.

So that's when I realize it's over. I mention on stream, but he's not just a retard, but he's a malicious retard. I have no reason to trust him about anything, I have no reason to assume in good faith he's not raping his mother and that's it's consensual. That's why I decide to bail and refund everyone.

There's a contemporaneous retelling from the stream after the one Geno clips and it's so full of details that are missing.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wow I completely missed the fact Tucker Carlson covered this, that's hilarious.

It was a springboard by fox News to ease into the topic of ''should troon inmates be mixed with natural born women regardless if they are pre op or post op." My guess has always been the old geezers at the network heard from their grandkids that Chris chan was trending on that Twitter thing so they looked up what they could about the scandal as best as they could to whip something up in five minutes.

It's why Carlson didn't even get Chris's last name right. They didn't have time to do a full deep dive into the cwick to get all the details about Chris. Just had the cliffnotes the internet is calling him Chris chan, he's trans. He had alleged sex with his own elderly mom, and the kids are arguing over wether he deserves to be called by male or female pronouns despite looking like an old ugly old child molester.

 

[PonderosaPete]

To busy dreaming about sleeping in his mudder

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I feel like this was the moment Chris managed to do jumping over the shark irl. Like you'll never top it, even becoming a school shooter is less horrifying

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Christory is not linear and will be anachronistic, merge or no merge.

Christory is a flat circle.

 

[Slav Power]

The writing was very typical of the sort of subversion that goes on everywhere these days, where pieces of garbage are made out to be heroes and/or victims, instead of being condemned for their choices.

So, you either misunderstood the entire series or you're one of those "hating on popular things makes me cool" type of faggots.

Yeah, dipshit, absolutely everyone was a scumbag in the series, because it wasn't meant to be another black and white heroes and villains show, and that's why it was so popular. Which kinda explains the amount of dipshits that believe Walter was the good guy just because he was the main character, and Jesse/Skyler were stupid and no one liked them because they were obnoxious so fuck them.

I mean shit, even Vince's mom felt bad for Walt by the end of the show even though Vince went out of his way to make him the villain, that's how bad people's ability to understand fictional characters is nowadays.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

So, you either misunderstood the entire series or you're one of those "hating on popular things makes me cool" type of faggots

Or maybe I just hate junkies and drug dealers, and don't feel sorry for them.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

I wish Geno would've found a way to include the picture of Null's realization of who the girlfriend was.


There is something fascinating about the way the season finale makes it apparent how Chris went from some loser whining in his dank room, wanting recognition to a really twisted form of a celebrity.

 

[Flying Whale]

I kinda wished it featured the moment where Null putted the pieces together from all the foreshadowing Chris gave him. Anyways, great work Geno. Can't wait to hear you read all the jesus nonsense from the letters.

 

[FrickFace]

I'm disappointed that we didn't get to hear Geno say "Barbussy."

 

[DrNow]

The incest fanfics have come true and shit

This might be one of the most random.txt things to come out of of Chris’ mouth.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I saw it, I lived the absolute shenanigans where this site was Red Alert for how the news broke out and Bella's most sincere 'Tism in Gayopping herself to Fandom Fagdom and shitting on users who had nothing to do with this was the greatest turn of 2020 vision and the Pandemic

I often felt sorry for Chris pre-Barbcest often viewing him as just a very Autistic dolt who did some shitty Sonichu drawings as he does and just still watch him like a car about to make a near miss

But the Barbcest actually happening...

And the faggotry the Troons made out to "respec da pronowns" shows Chris to be equally as retarded as the dumbest public incest couples out there

We still have the second season to go through, with jail and the post-Ops and catching up to where ironically Chris is now...

What a time we live in Bois, Lolcows just cannot, fucking cannot help but be milked!